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Would you rather be Apple CEO @ 58m / year or Bills QB Josh Allen @55m per year

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Cerise whorehouse
  09/01/26
Holy fuck Jocks win again. The Apple CEO’s life sucks ...
charismatic coffee pot
  09/01/26
I'd rather have free Ipads. I was a jock growing up
Cerise whorehouse
  09/01/26
QB have to do fake shit all the time. Play action, hard coun...
Khaki roommate
  09/02/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
Sienna Vengeful Nowag
  09/02/26
nfl salaries arent guaranteed. one hard hit and ur done here...
Pearl theater stage
  09/01/26
And the iPad is so nice to use
Cerise whorehouse
  09/01/26
Most of his contract is guaranteed. Biggest downside is unk...
Cerebral stage
  09/02/26
meaning just what you do for work or would you also be old i...
Impertinent New Version Temple
  09/01/26
also don't forget Josh Allen is married to Jerry Seinfeld's ...
violent topaz office macaca
  09/01/26
And he loses in the playoffs every year and probably only ha...
Cerise whorehouse
  09/01/26
at least 2. one for home to watch film on and one for the lo...
violent topaz office macaca
  09/01/26
Hailee Steingeld is not Jerry Seinfeld’s daughter lol
charismatic coffee pot
  09/02/26
Why do goyim get so tripped up by this? She’s the niec...
Pearl theater stage
  09/02/26
i had no idea the Body by Jake guy and Jerry Seinfeld were b...
violent topaz office macaca
  09/02/26
What’s the deal with lifting with tomato sauce cans?
Pearl theater stage
  09/02/26
You transfer into their bodies. And if you're the apple ceo ...
Cerise whorehouse
  09/01/26
It’s really a question of whether you want to cover yo...
Vivacious pocket flask fortuitous meteor
  09/02/26
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Cerise whorehouse
  09/02/26
high-level nfl qb is the most prestigious job there is now
Flushed theater
  09/02/26
I think I would enjoy being QB a lot more.
Cerebral stage
  09/02/26
I love my iPad
Cerise whorehouse
  09/02/26
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soul-stirring embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire
  09/02/26


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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse



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Date: September 1st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

Holy fuck Jocks win again. The Apple CEO’s life sucks cock by comparison lol. He has to say and do fake shit constantly.

Also Gen X CEOs are usually watched very carefully by their board and Tim is right there to swoop in like Bob Iger if need be

Source: MBA

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899750&forum_id=2#50109569)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse

I'd rather have free Ipads. I was a jock growing up

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Khaki roommate

QB have to do fake shit all the time. Play action, hard counts, pump fakes

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Sienna Vengeful Nowag

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Pearl theater stage

nfl salaries arent guaranteed. one hard hit and ur done here. if mlb, no question mlb

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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse

And the iPad is so nice to use

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral stage

Most of his contract is guaranteed. Biggest downside is unknown CTE risk.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899750&forum_id=2#50111224)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Impertinent New Version Temple

meaning just what you do for work or would you also be old if youre the apple guy, 6'5" if youre allen etc

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: violent topaz office macaca

also don't forget Josh Allen is married to Jerry Seinfeld's daughter. so he inherits that mega fortune and gets to chill with Larry David

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse

And he loses in the playoffs every year and probably only has 1 or 2 iPads

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: violent topaz office macaca

at least 2. one for home to watch film on and one for the locker room to watch film on. although, the locker room one may belong to the bills. but in any case, his Thanksgivings and shit have to be hilarious

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 7:35 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

Hailee Steingeld is not Jerry Seinfeld’s daughter lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899750&forum_id=2#50110415)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Pearl theater stage

Why do goyim get so tripped up by this? She’s the niece of the body by Jake guy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899750&forum_id=2#50110452)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: violent topaz office macaca

i had no idea the Body by Jake guy and Jerry Seinfeld were brothers. I used to lift with cans of tomato sauce all the time when I was like 9

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Pearl theater stage

What’s the deal with lifting with tomato sauce cans?

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Date: September 1st, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse

You transfer into their bodies. And if you're the apple ceo you basically can have unlimited iPads

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899750&forum_id=2#50109788)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:21 AM
Author: Vivacious pocket flask fortuitous meteor

It’s really a question of whether you want to cover yourself in pads or iPads. Either way it’s a lot of padding.

I choose iPads.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899750&forum_id=2#50110449)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Cerise whorehouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Flushed theater

high-level nfl qb is the most prestigious job there is now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899750&forum_id=2#50110815)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral stage

I think I would enjoy being QB a lot more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899750&forum_id=2#50111225)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Cerise whorehouse

I love my iPad

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire



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