Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM Author: vivacious kitchen
Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they were really gonna nail him. Obviously he can afford drivers but riding in the backseat like a child for 5 years is pretty humiliating.
Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM Author: Glassy chest-beating parlour persian
Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled over for going 70 in a 60 then being a little wobbly in a field sobriety test. He was driving recklessly while hopped up on goofballs and tutu and flipped his car. And this isn't his first DUI or inebriated wreck. He's going to kill someone eventually.
Presumably, the prosecutors were afraid to try the case and possibly lose, so they agreed to a weak plea.
Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Histrionic Macaca
South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the most hilariously bizarre modern cultural occurrences (and modernity is full of MANY 180 phenomena!)
Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)
He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "should" go to jail if we consider what we know about him, but it wouldn't be fair to treat him more harshly than others just because he's famous and we know he's a lush.