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Shitlaw mastermen, pls weigh in on Tiger’s DUI plea deal

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they we...
vivacious kitchen
  09/02/26
Tiger did nothing wrong
Drunken whorehouse
  09/02/26
there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reas...
Bat Shit Crazy Aromatic Casino
  09/02/26
he's asian
Drunken whorehouse
  09/02/26
blasian, actually
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Histrionic Macaca
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rough-skinned racy stage
  09/02/26
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Histrionic Macaca
  09/02/26
Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled ove...
Glassy chest-beating parlour persian
  09/02/26
>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu Sounds like a d...
Histrionic Macaca
  09/02/26
Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as...
cerebral station boistinker
  09/02/26
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Histrionic Macaca
  09/02/26
South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the...
Histrionic Macaca
  09/02/26
He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "shoul...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
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Histrionic Macaca
  09/02/26
lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Ti...
rough-skinned racy stage
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Histrionic Macaca
  09/02/26
Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to d...
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Histrionic Macaca
  09/02/26
Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal? T...
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Navy stead laser beams
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Histrionic Macaca
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Histrionic Macaca
  09/02/26
Great deal for a repeat offender
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: vivacious kitchen

Five year license suspension seems like a lot. Maybe they were really gonna nail him. Obviously he can afford drivers but riding in the backseat like a child for 5 years is pretty humiliating.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110786)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Drunken whorehouse

Tiger did nothing wrong

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110800)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Aromatic Casino

there is zero reason he should ever drive a car for any reason ever again. he's a billionaire - hire a fucking driver.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110805)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Drunken whorehouse

he's asian

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110806)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Aromatic Casino

blasian, actually

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110822)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111073)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: rough-skinned racy stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110875)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111075)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Glassy chest-beating parlour persian

Should have gotten jail time. This wasn't getting pulled over for going 70 in a 60 then being a little wobbly in a field sobriety test. He was driving recklessly while hopped up on goofballs and tutu and flipped his car. And this isn't his first DUI or inebriated wreck. He's going to kill someone eventually.

Presumably, the prosecutors were afraid to try the case and possibly lose, so they agreed to a weak plea.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110844)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca

>while hopped up on goofballs and tutu

Sounds like a description of many megapoasters over the years, too 😋

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111078)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: cerebral station boistinker

Plus mixed race AZN. FATCEPs covered a lot of those bases as a dark skinned Indian from Kolkata who pretended to be black

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111420)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111421)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca

South Asians pretending to be African American is one of the most hilariously bizarre modern cultural occurrences (and modernity is full of MANY 180 phenomena!)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111424)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)

He has no prior DUI convictions. I agree that he "should" go to jail if we consider what we know about him, but it wouldn't be fair to treat him more harshly than others just because he's famous and we know he's a lush.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111127)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111129)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: rough-skinned racy stage

lol, no Prosecutor wants to stand in front of a jury with Tiger Fucking Woods.

Even if they did get a guilty verdict, no judge would actually put Tiger in jail for a fucking non-injury DUI.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50110903)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111074)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: disgusting carmine center

Tons of judges take duis super seriously and would love to do this. Plus another group of judges love locking up rich and/or white people.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111404)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111412)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: rough-skinned racy stage

Then why did this Judge accept this bullshit plea deal?

The Judge was well within their power to say that they didn't think this sufficiently penalized the Defendant nor serve as a deterrent.

The Prosucutor pussed out and the Judge let him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50120198)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:16 PM
Author: Navy stead laser beams



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111417)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111419)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111254)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: disgusting carmine center

Great deal for a repeat offender

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111397)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Histrionic Macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50111400)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: rough-skinned racy stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899920&forum_id=2#50120199)