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Prole & Elite — But Not UMC — Tell: Boat Ownership

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Clear Insane Whorehouse
  09/06/26
Not really. If you are including boats that you actually use...
Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena
  09/06/26
In are country people just keep boats on their front lawn. T...
Clear Insane Whorehouse
  09/06/26
why would they spend $1k/month to keep a boat at some marina...
Cyan voyeur sweet tailpipe
  09/06/26
lol at keeping a 25-35 ft ocean-going power boat at your hou...
Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena
  09/06/26
bros keep 21-22ft searays and shit at their house all the ti...
Cyan voyeur sweet tailpipe
  09/06/26
yeah good point. a lot of them are MC enthusiasts too not UM...
Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena
  09/06/26
Here in FL some have boat garages (they're bigger than regul...
Adventurous gay sneaky criminal
  09/06/26
If you only use the boat occasionally seems like it could be...
Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena
  09/06/26
1k/month lol maybe 20 years ago
Chartreuse hyperventilating macaca parlor
  09/07/26
An old aluminum fishing boat on a trailer, a bass boat, or a...
Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena
  09/06/26
It's too expensive for UMC
Dull lettuce
  09/06/26
No. Have known plenty of people who are UMC who have this. W...
Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena
  09/06/26
Bro the UMC guy who does that ends up with No College Fund f...
Passionate Federal Step-uncle's House
  09/07/26
i'm umc and wouldn't dream spending even close to that to do...
Odious Naked Love Of Her Life
  09/07/26
I'm umc btw
Dull lettuce
  09/07/26
If I was rich I would seriously consider getting into one of...
Dashing cumskin
  09/06/26
Hulls No. 3, ljl
Dashing cumskin
  09/06/26
Tons of UMC people have boats. My parents had one for like ...
Adventurous gay sneaky criminal
  09/06/26
cq
copper talented legend
  09/07/26
Op is a matzo kike who grew up in one of the Jewish rape tun...
vivacious disrespectful point
  09/07/26
Prole rich family staying in the house next to us on the lak...
House-broken home mexican
  09/07/26
Wonder if they bothered to have insurance.
lascivious out-of-control hairy legs bawdyhouse
  09/07/26


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Date: September 6th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Clear Insane Whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119499)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena

Not really. If you are including boats that you actually use on the ocean and not some shit you row on a fishing pond it is UMC. Have you ever seen the gas bills, insurance, and bills to keep the boat at the marina?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119504)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Clear Insane Whorehouse

In are country people just keep boats on their front lawn. They don’t have marinas.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119506)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Cyan voyeur sweet tailpipe

why would they spend $1k/month to keep a boat at some marina when they could keep it at their house?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119511)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena

lol at keeping a 25-35 ft ocean-going power boat at your house. so trailer, launch ramp etc every time you use it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119518)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Cyan voyeur sweet tailpipe

bros keep 21-22ft searays and shit at their house all the time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119522)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena

yeah good point. a lot of them are MC enthusiasts too not UMC, which cuts against the OP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119529)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Adventurous gay sneaky criminal

Here in FL some have boat garages (they're bigger than regular garages to accommodate a boat on a trailer).

Keep in mind, they might pay for dockage occasionally but they won't pay it year around. That seems like too much trouble to me but it isn't unreasonable.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119575)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena

If you only use the boat occasionally seems like it could be reasonable.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119580)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Chartreuse hyperventilating macaca parlor

1k/month lol

maybe 20 years ago

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50120479)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena

An old aluminum fishing boat on a trailer, a bass boat, or a beat-up runabout can be prole. But a boat kept at a marina that is ocean capable is usually UMC. You are going to be paying like 30-50K per year for it. Maybe 20K minimum if its tiny and you barely take it out. Not many people are paying that for a boat on less than UMC salary.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119512)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Dull lettuce

It's too expensive for UMC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119564)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Maniacal salmon garrison striped hyena

No. Have known plenty of people who are UMC who have this. Why wouldn't a single guy who makes 200K per year be able to afford 30K per year? Its only becoming insane to afford anything more recently. Boomers who made like 150K per year owned small planes and shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119574)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Passionate Federal Step-uncle's House

Bro the UMC guy who does that ends up with No College Fund for his kids. UMC think about OCI starting early af. That’s where the Prep Clique comes from. Preparation for OCI.

Prole guy will absolutely spend everything he has and he’s divorced anyway and only sees the kids every fortnight so YOLO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50120360)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Odious Naked Love Of Her Life

i'm umc and wouldn't dream spending even close to that to dock a boat, come on

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50121073)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: Dull lettuce

I'm umc btw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50121365)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Dashing cumskin

If I was rich I would seriously consider getting into one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRfZg3f2Scw&t=328s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119515)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Dashing cumskin

Hulls No. 3, ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119517)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Adventurous gay sneaky criminal

Tons of UMC people have boats. My parents had one for like 20 years. Bayliner basically exists so MMC and UMC people can easily afford a boat.

Also, how do boat clubs factor into this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119581)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: copper talented legend

cq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50120468)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: vivacious disrespectful point

Op is a matzo kike who grew up in one of the Jewish rape tunnels in Brooklyn. He now lives in Ohio and is mystified by the flag on a mailbox. Please ignore his musings on americana

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50120493)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: House-broken home mexican

Prole rich family staying in the house next to us on the lake this year had a $600K MasterCraft wakeboarding boat

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50121041)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control hairy legs bawdyhouse

Wonder if they bothered to have insurance.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50121502)