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Carrot Top just tried to off himself

I have a feeling he’d go for a real suicide attempt ra...
angry smoky den
  09/19/26
Long time coming on that.
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His Vegas show just got renewed for five years, he's doing g...
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cr, his goofy prop comedy stuff was kinda endearing.
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It's his phenotype that got him the hate
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  09/19/26
imagine having tickets to that show
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He'd rather kill himself than face another performance for h...
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But doctor... I am Pagliacci
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there is a special kind of hell in which you become a figure...
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  09/19/26
jestering generally
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  09/19/26
it's happening to Blake Neff, but unlike Carrot Top, he dese...
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  09/19/26
Imagine being a Candace guy lmfao
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  09/19/26
figure of mass ridicule for no real reason tp
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Not only that, he literally has Hair. Most of his detractors...
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  09/19/26
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  09/19/26
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i saw him once and he was funny as shit
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He is dating a woman. Doubt he has the gay mental illness bu...
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In retrospect he looks pretty gay
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  09/19/26
He grabbed the wrong prop
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  09/19/26
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  09/19/26
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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: angry smoky den

I have a feeling he’d go for a real suicide attempt rather than a fake “cry for help” one but we’ll see I guess

https://x.com/nypost/status/2101154799064334713

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143523)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: adulterous fat ankles parlor

Long time coming on that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143528)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Thirsty Poppy Ticket Booth Prole

That’s sad. I hope he gets some help. It must be really hard to be an aging goofball act.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143524)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Flesh trailer park background story

youre doing great at it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143525)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Thirsty Poppy Ticket Booth Prole

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143526)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:10 PM
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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:10 AM
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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Flushed hairraiser stage



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed sapphire address pocket flask

one shot kill thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143769)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: balding messiness



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Cracking impressive reading party persian



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: duck-like cruise ship



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144362)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

His Vegas show just got renewed for five years, he's doing great.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143764)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: Exciting french organic girlfriend casino

I feel bad for him because he was basically the most hated person in the country for 10 years - solely because dorky comedy writers controlled the airwaves and hated how much more successful Carrot Top was.

But really, Carrot Top was harmless and pretty clever and a decent joke writer.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143533)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Pungent Lavender Volcanic Crater Stead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143573)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143723)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed sapphire address pocket flask

cr, his goofy prop comedy stuff was kinda endearing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143770)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: rambunctious university

It's his phenotype that got him the hate

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144233)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: motley heaven

imagine having tickets to that show

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143534)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 2:43 AM
Author: violent twinkling uncleanness crackhouse

He'd rather kill himself than face another performance for his fans

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143587)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Silver maniacal center candlestick maker

But doctor... I am Pagliacci

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143536)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143724)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:39 AM
Author: red kitchen wrinkle

there is a special kind of hell in which you become a figure of mass ridicule for no real reason, I think.

it just becomes a mindless frenzy to 'hate Carrot Top,' in which even the dregs of humanity, who have no business ridiculing anyone, get in on the act and feel free to shit all over him.

once that process gets started, you are robbed of all humanity for the rest of your days. even when you kill yourself, everyone is still making fun of you, lol.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143539)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: motley heaven

jestering generally

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143540)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: red kitchen wrinkle

it's happening to Blake Neff, but unlike Carrot Top, he deserves it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143541)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Dun marketing idea

Imagine being a Candace guy lmfao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143549)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:00 AM
Author: Flesh trailer park background story

figure of mass ridicule for no real reason tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143610)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: startling dragon

Not only that, he literally has Hair. Most of his detractors don’t.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143846)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: razzle public bath internal respiration

fuck what am i supposed to do in vegas now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143582)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

gamble?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143766)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Onyx comical pistol mood

Hookers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143960)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:01 AM
Author: Charismatic gold library queen of the night

i saw him once and he was funny as shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143595)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:17 AM
Author: Cracking impressive reading party persian

had no idea he was a gay pedo

https://x.com/susangrant60501/status/2101189783330681256

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143654)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed sapphire address pocket flask

based

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143772)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: balding messiness

He is dating a woman. Doubt he has the gay mental illness but if true it definitely explains this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143896)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Cracking impressive reading party persian

In retrospect he looks pretty gay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144179)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: amethyst brethren business firm

He grabbed the wrong prop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143674)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143707)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: startling dragon

Typical Gen Xer

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143691)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone theatre

(pulls comically large pill bottle out of prop trunk)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50143727)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: jade deer antler area



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Date: September 19th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: mewling geriatric friendly grandma doctorate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144141)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:08 PM
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Date: September 19th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: cyan adventurous theater stage

Carrot Top has an estimated net worth of $70 million as of 2026

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144175)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: turquoise piazza hominid

Imagine having that much hair and money in middle age and still wanting to die. What hope is there for the rest of us

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144278)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: scarlet cerebral whorehouse genital piercing

He just needs to commit to hitting the gym.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144366)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: avocado toilet seat

Why now? Why not 30 years ago?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144425)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Cracking impressive reading party persian

This is why

https://x.com/susangrant60501/status/2101189783330681256

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144445)



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Date: September 19th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: avocado toilet seat

He enjoyed sucking cock? Not seeing a reason

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905095&forum_id=2#50144463)