Date: September 19th, 2026 3:23 AM Author: Fantasy-prone hyperactive stag film sneaky criminal
I felt bad for the guy. The guy whose wife was berating him about his wife. Extreme horse face.
My wife looked at me and I was standing swaying. She looked at me like “oh god please no” I grabbed the microphone from the DJ and I started screaming singing at the bride “The Horse is nasty! She’s galloping down the aisle like a square backed breed! A no assed breed!
A horse faced breed! God didn’t try when he made that breed!”
There was commotion and talking throughout the venue. Then the groom started yelling something at me. Then one of the cousins came and beat the shit out of me. He was 6’4.
Date: September 21st, 2026 5:46 PM Author: Fantasy-prone hyperactive stag film sneaky criminal
Everyone drinking usually a boiling point because there are people there who knew each other for a long time and realize this might be the last chance to get their grievances off their chest.