Date: September 22nd, 2026 8:24 AM Author: beady-eyed location
I was at some event. I was supposed to meet Trump and JD Vance out front to go somewhere else and was running late. I thought I saw Vance so I ran after him, but it ended up being a dood dressed up as the fat Vance meme.
I finally found Trump out front and he was disappointed in my tardiness. Then he saw I was wearing sneakers instead of dress shoes and was annoyed. I told him I could go change really quickly and he kind of shrugged dismissively. I ran off looking for my dress shoes but couldn't find them. I got really anxious because I knew he'd be super pissed because I wasted more time. Then I woke up.