Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:08 PM Author: Odious station
You must pick either you or your wife to get 120 sq inches of tattoos. (If you don't have a wife, it's your significant other, if you don't have one of those, it's your mom.) They cannot be removed.
The tattoos must generally be as visible as average tattoos. No using a bunch of ink that's the same color as your skin or getting tiny, faint lines.
For purposes of measurement, the whole area doesn't need to be filled in. E.g., if you have a clearly visible cross that's 2 inches by 1 inch, that counts as 2 sq inches covered, even though less than 2 full sq inches are covered by ink.
At least 1/3 of the tattoos used to get to the 120 sq inches must be visible when the tattooee is wearing pants, shoes, and a t shirt.
At least 2/3 must be visible when wearing shorts, shoes, and a t shirt.
All must be visible wearing a bathing suit of the type the tattooee normally wears.
Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:12 PM Author: Bespoke duck-like stag film
No but seriously, tats look stupid on most men and would look absolutely terrible on me, but tats on pretty women is a crime against nature, so I will suck it up and get the tats and leave my wife unbespoiled.