Date: November 10th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: The FIRE RYAN DAY JUGGERNAUT
Getting REAL dicey to keep all of these balls in the air especially with the ZOOMER ABILITY to internet stalk hard AF. The KRAUTZOOMER is with me in NY now and will come to Paris w me for the weekend then back to Germany, a few days later SWANUSZOOMER pops in from her parent's place in Spain for a long weekend. SECZOOMER is blowing my phone up while I ignore her in NYC and try to make up plausible excuses for not seeing her and I will need an excuse as to why I had to go to Paris and must skip her Friendsgiving Thurs.
speaking of paris, i just found out that the paris MY MASTERS (which beaner alcatraz won last week) moved from bercy to some place called the la defense arena. is this an upgrade or downgrade?
ofs. he won 3 tourneys post-USO (tokyo, vienna, paris my masters) and has like 4-5 top 10 wins post-USO. beat bbc ben shelton on the paris final to avenge his USO loss.
tour finals - round robin w the top 8 players - are next week. he should be the favorite over new #1 "german" sasha.
the fraud "german" prob doesnt even gaf. this fraud season guaranteed his place in the HOF. he went from the best player to never win a slam to a 1st ballot HOFer. lance alcatraz and tyrolean doobs really fucked us by letting him in
Date: November 10th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: The FIRE RYAN DAY JUGGERNAUT
Yea, the Bucks SUCK dicks and we are rolling with Fahey again this week. The kitties are gonna gape us, wouldn't be surprised if Chipper hangs 40+ on adult baby Ryan Day. This is a lost season. Fire everyone. Glad KRAUTZOOMER and I spent like 12 hours in transit to get to Columbus and watch them go up 14-0 and then totally implode.
Date: November 10th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: The FIRE RYAN DAY JUGGERNAUT
She had a great time, this was like the second Ohio St game she's seen and after the game she asked me a bunch of Qs on why the team did or didn't do shit and I was like wow, 2 games and you've ID'd all the problems our piece of shit 12mm/year coach hasn't figured out in YEARS.
Date: November 10th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: The FIRE RYAN DAY JUGGERNAUT
Insane how the entire team folded after the fake punt. They have absolutely no balls, assuming the character of our dickless head coach. I can't get fired up about recruits because 90% of them end up backing out after committing for more $ elsewhere or transferring after a year.
Date: November 10th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: The FIRE RYAN DAY JUGGERNAUT
She says she knows his family because her brother played against him when they were younger (apparently her father was a pro tennis player), but he is German in her opinion since he was born in Hamburg. Disagree!