Date: November 13th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Historical American
It's the biggest company in the world. Ultra profitable. Too big to fail. And yet the stock has been bouncing around all year. Lots of needless risk. One guy at the top playing cowboy.
What we need is female coded management, a massive HR team, and pronouns in the bio. The Shakeup has begun. The Jews are in control, now.
This is the biggest shakeup since Ögedai Kahn took over the empire from his father and decided it was time to develop a writing system. Not flame. Management matters. Here's to all the managers out there, managing.