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The Secret Diary of Whokebe

excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled. 9...
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/26/07
nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/26/07
...
Stirring Point Mother
  10/27/07
Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: [Community accoun...
Boyish Electric Furnace
  11/20/07
12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped ...
twisted base
  10/26/07
wait - that's from my diary.
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  10/26/07
January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California Dear Diary,...
balding ape rigpig
  10/26/07
Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: whokebestrack J...
hairless supple cumskin
  10/26/07
Why did you copy my post?
balding ape rigpig
  10/26/07
i really enjoyed it
hairless supple cumskin
  10/26/07
ty dood
balding ape rigpig
  10/26/07
yw
hairless supple cumskin
  10/26/07
...
Thriller Legend
  10/28/07
December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning Mommy and daddy gave m...
twisted base
  10/26/07
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning I sit here silently,...
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/26/07
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Boyish Electric Furnace
  10/26/07
Reply Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: kim de...
Blathering potus
  10/26/07
Why are you using a community account to preserve a communit...
twisted base
  10/26/07
180 wow srsly
twisted base
  10/26/07
tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i co...
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/26/07
i will preserve for posterity. Date: October 26th, 2007...
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  10/26/07
you are a gentleman and a whokebe
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/26/07
if you come back later under your real moniker to take credi...
twisted base
  10/26/07
i would laugh, but it hits too close to home.
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  10/26/07
fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/26/07
179
Blathering potus
  10/27/07
179
Blathering potus
  10/27/07
...
Thriller Legend
  10/28/07
180
Self-centered international law enforcement agency
  11/20/07
instant classic thread
Peach Parlour Clown
  10/26/07
have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for ...
Ultramarine Rebellious Library Selfie
  10/26/07
i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate ...
Judgmental mad-dog skullcap
  10/26/07
yes we would!
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/26/07
awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced usel...
twisted base
  10/26/07
1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating...
lavender vibrant nibblets dog poop
  10/26/07
i lulzed heavily
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/26/07
i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm
Boyish Electric Furnace
  10/27/07
No 1:19 was the best.
contagious hell halford
  08/24/08
nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33
Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle
  08/24/08
I LOLed
Blathering potus
  10/29/07
this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the histo...
Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle
  08/24/08
lmao
contagious hell halford
  08/24/08
stfu whokebe
Useless chest-beating locale
  08/24/08
STOP, whokebe.
contagious hell halford
  08/24/08
haaaa
Useless chest-beating locale
  08/24/08
probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop fol...
Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle
  08/24/08
October 10, 2007 Dear Diary, I sent an email to the wa...
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/27/07
awesome.
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  10/27/07
...
Blathering potus
  10/28/07
...
twisted base
  10/28/07
October 31, 2001 It was a hard thing to get up this mor...
Thriller Legend
  10/28/07
"I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live...
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/29/07
the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off ...
twisted base
  10/29/07
right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman.
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  10/29/07
was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz
Painfully honest site
  10/29/07
That was the joke, Ted
twisted base
  10/29/07
If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed.
Thriller Legend
  10/29/07
that was pretty fucking brilliant
Boyish Electric Furnace
  10/29/07
Official Thread Artwork: http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php...
Boyish Electric Furnace
  10/29/07
EPIC for posterity: http://hidebehind.com/A43E33
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/29/07
http://hidebehind.com/A43E33
Boyish Electric Furnace
  11/20/07
this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new...
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/29/07
180
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  10/29/07
Now THAT is amazing.
alcoholic territorial national
  10/29/07
180 whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread
Peach Parlour Clown
  10/29/07
ty
Puce university new version
  10/29/07
I am completely blown away.
flesh adulterous dingle berry
  10/29/07
i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i pict...
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/29/07
So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpie...
flesh adulterous dingle berry
  10/29/07
the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NY...
twisted base
  10/29/07
aha. ty.
flesh adulterous dingle berry
  10/29/07
its his diary
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/29/07
http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png
twisted base
  10/29/07
what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner.
harsh main people
  10/31/07
doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundles...
Boyish Electric Furnace
  10/31/07
why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance?
harsh main people
  10/31/07
it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could fin...
Boyish Electric Furnace
  10/31/07
and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other pi...
harsh main people
  10/31/07
van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks mlk and ros...
Boyish Electric Furnace
  10/31/07
thanks
harsh main people
  10/31/07
and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in i...
harsh main people
  11/01/07
radiohead poster. hth
Boyish Electric Furnace
  11/01/07
I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the basebal...
harsh main people
  11/01/07
Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: diandre, I'd n...
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  11/02/07
i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame.
twisted base
  11/02/07
dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't ...
harsh main people
  11/02/07
who is aldous huxley ...?
twisted base
  11/02/07
I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is.
contagious hell halford
  08/24/08
those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really sh...
Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle
  08/24/08
I loled.
contagious hell halford
  08/24/08
what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker
dead stimulating alpha theatre
  09/30/08
ty
Yapping Fluffy Generalized Bond
  09/30/08
October 29, 2007. 8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful ...
Thriller Legend
  10/29/07
"Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes t...
Peach Parlour Clown
  10/29/07
what is this firefox plug you speak of?
Painfully honest site
  10/29/07
8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those th...
Blathering potus
  10/29/07
That was an awesome entry.
blue excitant personal credit line
  11/02/07
September 24, 2007 Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt....
Puce university new version
  10/29/07
haha perfect
Blathering potus
  10/29/07
ty pauliewalnuts
Puce university new version
  10/29/07
Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana...
Thriller Legend
  10/29/07
ty
Boyish Electric Furnace
  12/14/07
"Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probabl...
Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle
  08/24/08
October 30, 2047 1. Telepath derogatory thread about bla...
Impressive milk
  10/29/07
ROFL
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/29/07
*prints this thread out, carries it in pocket*
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/29/07
i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was ...
Navy travel guidebook
  10/29/07
Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe.
aromatic cerise principal's office laser beams
  10/29/07
that is absolutely not true
Orange Shrine
  10/29/07
Hi Whokebe!
aromatic cerise principal's office laser beams
  10/29/07
hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're al...
Orange Shrine
  10/29/07
stfu
aromatic cerise principal's office laser beams
  10/29/07
you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr.
Orange Shrine
  10/29/07
stfu.
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  10/29/07
?
Orange Shrine
  04/09/08
?
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  04/09/08
are we friends?
Orange Shrine
  04/09/08
yes, friend.
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  04/09/08
completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn comp...
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/29/07
i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community acco...
Orange Shrine
  10/29/07
this is the TITCR
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/29/07
I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all.
Medicated half-breed home
  10/29/07
supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time t...
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/29/07
October 25, 2007 5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners h...
Bossy mood
  10/29/07
168 with AA bump, 176
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/29/07
Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. T...
Boyish Electric Furnace
  10/29/07
wtf? you should retire dood
Bossy mood
  10/29/07
stfu whokebe
blue excitant personal credit line
  11/02/07
lol faggot
Bossy mood
  11/06/07
...
Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker
  10/31/07
tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts.
blue excitant personal credit line
  10/31/07
All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god.
harsh main people
  11/01/07
you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the t...
blue excitant personal credit line
  11/01/07
No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is abo...
harsh main people
  11/01/07
Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best th...
Dark psychic meetinghouse
  11/01/07
seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the i...
blue excitant personal credit line
  11/02/07
Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell?
harsh main people
  11/01/07
link? you're whokebe?
Boyish Electric Furnace
  11/01/07
you forgot the porn too.
harsh main people
  11/01/07
you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth.
Boyish Electric Furnace
  11/01/07
Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doen...
harsh main people
  11/02/07
this thread is full of niggerism.
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  11/01/07
still an instant classic
french hairraiser spot roommate
  11/12/07
this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit.
Bat-shit-crazy wonderful immigrant
  11/20/07
please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia
Chestnut round eye
  11/20/07
holy shit. how am i only just NOW reading this all-timer of ...
slate trip faggot firefighter
  11/20/07
Credited.
mint insecure senate jap
  11/20/07
...
Ocher Exhilarant Sound Barrier Box Office
  12/09/07
BUMP
cobalt garrison
  12/14/07
i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally
light cerebral piazza
  12/14/07
is he your schtick, pensive?
cobalt garrison
  12/14/07
hi pensive
light cerebral piazza
  12/14/07
he thinks this means he's "popular"
sick cheese-eating locus
  12/14/07
OMG BUMP
Blathering potus
  12/14/07
my room actually looks not unlike the pic in this thread
Yapping Fluffy Generalized Bond
  12/29/07
bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe)
twisted base
  01/18/08
lol no
misanthropic chartreuse jew
  03/02/08
Should I retire?
razzmatazz khaki kitty stag film
  04/24/08
racist!
awkward institution sweet tailpipe
  05/01/08
...
Concupiscible Slimy Temple National Security Agency
  05/13/08
180
lurid anal narrative
  06/04/08
mean.
Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold
  08/24/08


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Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

excerpt:

9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.

9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.

9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.

9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.

9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.

9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8815649)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816910)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 6:58 AM
Author: Stirring Point Mother



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818533)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM

Author: [Community accounts are for losers......]

excerpt:

9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.

9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.

9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.

9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.

9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.

9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917083)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: twisted base

12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped in a cage of my own making.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816005)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:06 PM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

wait - that's from my diary.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816638)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: balding ape rigpig

January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California

Dear Diary,

Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816044)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: hairless supple cumskin

Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM

Author: whokebestrack

January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California

Dear Diary,

Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816123)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: balding ape rigpig

Why did you copy my post?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816134)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: hairless supple cumskin

i really enjoyed it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816146)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: balding ape rigpig

ty dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816147)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: hairless supple cumskin

yw

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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: Thriller Legend



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Date: October 26th, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: twisted base

December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning

Mommy and daddy gave me a toy stethoscope for Christmas! It's so cool. It's my new favorite thing in the whole wide world! One day, I'm going to grow up to be a real doctor. That will make mommy and daddy so proud!



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816544)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

178

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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: Blathering potus

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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM

Author: kim deal's slight lisp

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(The Secret Diary of Whokebe)

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816841)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: twisted base

Why are you using a community account to preserve a community account post?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816845)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: twisted base

180 wow srsly

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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:02 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i could bask in the glory this will surely bring to me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816849)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:03 PM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

i will preserve for posterity.

Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM

Author: earl dood

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(The Secret Diary of Whokebe)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816855)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:04 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

you are a gentleman and a whokebe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816858)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:05 PM
Author: twisted base

if you come back later under your real moniker to take credit, i'll understand

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816863)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

i would laugh, but it hits too close to home.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816844)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816919)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM
Author: Blathering potus

179

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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM
Author: Blathering potus

179

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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Thriller Legend



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824545)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Self-centered international law enforcement agency

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917242)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: Peach Parlour Clown

instant classic thread



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817044)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Ultramarine Rebellious Library Selfie

have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for comedy shows?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817209)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Judgmental mad-dog skullcap

i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate 1/2 hour of whokebe related jokes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817229)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

yes we would!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817369)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: twisted base

awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced useless NYU UG degree

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817268)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: lavender vibrant nibblets dog poop

1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating.

1:19 pm Just finished cleaning up, watching a youtube video of a nigger kicking a white guy's ass, and posting a nigger thread. awaiting responses

1:23 pm Bump nigger thread.

1:29 pm Bump nigger thread. wtf? that was a hilarious title about niggers

1:33 pm NIGGER THREAD HAS 4 RESPONSES IN IT!!! I light a few candles and turn my phone off. I put on The Bends (note to self, consider creating a radiohead thread this afternoon). I click the mouse. I read "stfu Whokebe." I matter.

1:35 pm I write "y" and click Post. Shaping up to be a great day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817414)



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Date: October 26th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

i lulzed heavily

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817503)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818002)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:42 AM
Author: contagious hell halford

No 1:19 was the best.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092352)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:45 AM
Author: Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle

nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092366)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM
Author: Blathering potus

I LOLed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827317)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:39 AM
Author: Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle

this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the history of xoxo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092338)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:40 AM
Author: contagious hell halford

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092342)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:52 AM
Author: Useless chest-beating locale

stfu whokebe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092379)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: contagious hell halford

STOP, whokebe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092384)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Useless chest-beating locale

haaaa

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092385)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:02 AM
Author: Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle

probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop following her around

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092410)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 4:02 AM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

October 10, 2007

Dear Diary,

I sent an email to the waitress I met at the bar:

"Have you ever thought of Blackness? Not the simple blackness of your childhood crayon, but the impenetrable Blackness of the human soul? While on mescaline-fueled journeys, Blackness presents her warm body to me and urges me to embrace her naked frailty. She transforms herself into the mischievous blackness of small niglets singing their choruses in ruinous alleyways, she tightens her hold on me, and we hump together in the darkness of my bedroom until the hot liquid of our passion releases itself from my exhausted body. I lay still, as if dead, languishing in the sullen afterglow. Yet sometimes in the deepest fervor of these strange visions, I am suddenly revived by the dark horse of your beauty galloping thru space at 1.2 light years per hour into my black dreams, blinding me with a light so pure it resembles neither human love nor goodness but makes mockeries of them both. We should go out for drinks sometime next week. Are you free on Thursday?"

She hasn't responded. I realize now that I will never truly love a woman.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818485)



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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:59 PM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

awesome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818818)



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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Blathering potus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823917)



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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: twisted base



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823918)



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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Thriller Legend

October 31, 2001

It was a hard thing to get up this morning and see what I had done. Picking over the vomit and the broken Guns and Roses albums, tossing aside the Totino's pizza boxes and a degree from a school that purportedly operated in a place called "Johnson City" I came across a stack of VHS tapes. It appeared that she had recorded some home movies over various aerobic instructional videos. Being careful not to move her again, because the blood smelled of coffee, trojan condoms and tacos, I popped one in the ancient VHS on top of the Curtis Mathis from 1984 that she had apparently meticulously maintained. It worked in any event.

Of course, it was her crooning at the cats that were even now eating from her damned inconvenient mortal remains. The fucking cats. They had been watching the whole time...they had seen the whole thing. They couldn't be allowed to pass on their knowledge. I picked up a shoe to begin my grizzly work....

It started innocently enough. I had seen her in a Starbucks and she had been counting her change. I realized she was a little short and even though she seemed very angry I approached and offered to pay for her milkshake (though it was disguised as a coffee drink of some sort). She looked at me and asked if I watched StarGate. I said that I did indeed and she asked me to come to her place. I had never been with a woman, but agreed quickly enough.

It turns out that she lived in a rowhouse in Baltimore, and she clearly could not afford to engage a woman for cleaning. Clothes, wrappers from maxi pads and other rubbage were strown about the apartment. She asked if I were hungry. Being somewhat stunned at having been propositioned in a coffee shoppe, I said yes. She whipped a Totinos out of the freezer and put it in the oven. It was cooked in a brief period and we enjoyed it together. Then, promising anal, she asked me to retire to her bedroom. Anal being an experience I had enjoyed, though form the other end, I agreed.

In her room she immediately demanded that I produce a condom. Having not expected this turn of events, I did not have one. Sighing in disgust, and speaking in terms of derision regarding my male genitalia, she opened a drawer next to her bed and tore one off of a roll that must have consisted of hundreds. I looked at her and stated that I was not sure of what to do and that I had not enjoyed a woman before. She insulted me severely and then proceeded to tell me to place my penis against her anus.

I complied, thinking that the other side must be as glorious as receiving had been. However, it was different. There were large swinging ti-tays. There was a slight musky odor from her loins. I could not decide what the difference was, but it was not as fulfilling as I had imagined. She asked me to put my cock into her vagina, and I refused. Remembering one other instance in which I had experienced pleasure (albeit with a man) I asked her to suck my penis.

She flew into a rage, stating that she would not suck a dick and espousing various feminist rhetoric. I asked her to quiet down, and told her that I would not insist that she put my penis in her mouth. Nonetheless she continued to berate me is such a fashion that I became agitated. Eventually, she called me a faggot, and being ashamed, I stuck her with a box of toasty-o's (apparently a generic cereal afforded easily on her salary) until she was dead. I then passed out with a feeling of satisfaction that I had not felt before.

Back to the morning. The videos are over and I have stumbled across a number of pictures of the bitch. I put them in my bag (always with me) along with the video tapes. I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824517)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:21 AM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

"I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo."

Made reading the entire thing worth it. I'm honored to have this on the thread. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825660)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: twisted base

the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off the rails.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825689)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825709)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: Painfully honest site

was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825725)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: twisted base

That was the joke, Ted

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825735)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:32 AM
Author: Thriller Legend

If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826034)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

that was pretty fucking brilliant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825742)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 3:09 AM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

Official Thread Artwork:

http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roomww9.png

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825767)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

EPIC

for posterity:

http://hidebehind.com/A43E33

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826388)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:26 AM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

http://hidebehind.com/A43E33

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917086)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:57 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new level

whokebe is an utter disgrace

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826405)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826521)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: alcoholic territorial national

Now THAT is amazing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826854)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:15 PM
Author: Peach Parlour Clown

180

whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827288)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:30 PM
Author: Puce university new version

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827357)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: flesh adulterous dingle berry

I am completely blown away.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827685)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i picture when i think of whokebe, except i figured his computer would have stormfront on the screen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827690)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: flesh adulterous dingle berry

So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpiece, explain to me the Bible-looking book in his hand, and the picture of the man in a cap and gown. Is that 'kebe?

edit: i seriously lol'd at the mouse.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827701)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: twisted base

the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NYU diploma is Rosa Parks' mug shot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827709)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: flesh adulterous dingle berry

aha. ty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827718)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

its his diary

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827711)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: twisted base

http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827714)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: harsh main people

what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837484)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundless knowledge of chemistry.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837491)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: harsh main people

why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837503)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could find. i was going to put a KKK hood on him, but it wasn't worth the effort.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837516)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: harsh main people

and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other picture in the upper right hand corner? and the pills -- what's in em?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837507)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks

mlk and rosa parks (the other photo) because i imagine he looks up at the photographs of them while posting to find the strength to make more nigger threads

the pills are because i'm convinced he has mental disorders IRL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837525)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: harsh main people

thanks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837559)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: harsh main people

and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in it with the diverging road. what's the significance?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841813)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

radiohead poster. hth

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841822)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: harsh main people

I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM

Author: diandre,

I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.

(The Secret Diary of Whokebe)

ROFL @ whokebe the retard outing himself as another guy with mental problems on this site.

Diandre

AK47

Whokebe

Aznazn

who else?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842111)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: twisted base

i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842116)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: harsh main people

dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't in years.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842122)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: twisted base

who is aldous huxley ...?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842161)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: contagious hell halford

I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092386)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:55 AM
Author: Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle

those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really should because the picture is fucking hilarious

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092388)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:04 AM
Author: contagious hell halford

I loled.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092411)



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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:12 AM
Author: dead stimulating alpha theatre

what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213485)



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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:15 AM
Author: Yapping Fluffy Generalized Bond

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213493)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:13 PM
Author: Thriller Legend

October 29, 2007.

8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful release that is sleep. Piss into coke bottle. I am thankful for once that my penis is small.

8:33- Log onto xoxo while enjoying small Merita powdered donuts in a bag. These are delicious.

8:34- Use new firefox plug in to read approximately 150 posts in five minutes. It appears that someone snuck into my room and took a picture after I fell asleep last night. This is disturbing.

8:35- Must counter negative influence of picture on the board or all will be lost.

8:36- Debate whether Nigger threads will best accomplish this goal. Sadly, I think not. Instead, a steady dose of threads from "newcomers" claiming to have been attracted to the board from me will be just the trick. Proceed with plan and begin megaposting.

8:37- Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!!

3:00 p.m.- resume good will mission on xoxo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827274)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Peach Parlour Clown

"Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!! "

LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827292)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest site

what is this firefox plug you speak of?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827315)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Blathering potus

8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those threads."why is whokebe so influential" etc

i LOLed when i read your evaluation, which matches mine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827325)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

That was an awesome entry.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845705)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: Puce university new version

September 24, 2007

Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt. I knew persians were hot, but turns out Iran has no jews or faggots there either. Depending on my GMAT rerererereretake I'll consider applying to some med schools there. Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash.

Mom just sent up another batch of kerrs banana/strawberry juice. The rush is insane. I cant stop bumping my nigger threads and rate me threads. I literally got so excited that I broke the wheel on my swivel chair and I have to manually go from terminal to terminal to talk with myself on xo under different monikers.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827353)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: Blathering potus

haha perfect

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827366)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Puce university new version

ty pauliewalnuts

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827374)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Thriller Legend

Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana strawberry juice reference.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827387)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024868)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:29 AM
Author: Domesticated crackhouse wrinkle

"Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash."

Great Thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092311)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Impressive milk

October 30, 2047

1. Telepath derogatory thread about blacks and asians to XO portal

2. Kill and skin neigbors pet bobcat

3. Pick up Social Security credits from moleculizer

4. Plan on how to lose virginity once again



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827554)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

ROFL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827668)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:38 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

*prints this thread out, carries it in pocket*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828017)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: Navy travel guidebook

i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was laughing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828043)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: aromatic cerise principal's office laser beams

Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828318)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Orange Shrine

that is absolutely not true

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828325)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: aromatic cerise principal's office laser beams

Hi Whokebe!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828348)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: Orange Shrine

hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're all whokebes, aren't we?" maybe something simple like "idiot." maybe just play it off with a "lulz." idk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828366)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: aromatic cerise principal's office laser beams

stfu

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828716)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: Orange Shrine

you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828737)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

stfu.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828750)



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Date: April 9th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: Orange Shrine

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601122)



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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601166)



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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Orange Shrine

are we friends?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601171)



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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

yes, friend.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601289)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:32 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn complete sentence, you think he could reach this level of brilliance

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828515)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Orange Shrine

i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community account you're posting from

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828522)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:00 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

this is the TITCR

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828639)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: Medicated half-breed home

I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828778)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time top 10.

and its only a few days old.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828858)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: Bossy mood

October 25, 2007

5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners handbook and start lesson 14.

5:24 PM Gets tired and searches through japanese website for wgwag porn.

5:27 PM Log into japanese forum for leads on obscure wgwag porn. Hentai69 provides link to new wgwag website that is japanese-only.

5:32 PM www.sushionmayonnaise.com is hard to navigate and japanese-translation dictionary is not much help.

5:34 PM Make 36 wgwag threads without post content out of frustration.

5:42 PM Stalk ex-girlfriend's facebook. Print out picture of her with current Asian husband. Masturbate to wgwag porn and finish on her picture. Shed single tear.

6:24 PM Make 27 wgwag threads. Each thread gets at least two posts. Afraid Japanese BusinessDood moniker is becoming more infamous than Whokebe and has overtaken AK47.

9:35 PM Create thread announcing break from posting. Whimpers.

10:05 PM Log into Xo as AK47



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828888)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker

168

with AA bump, 176

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828920)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. They have conversations at night.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828929)



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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Bossy mood

wtf? you should retire dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828938)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

stfu whokebe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842185)



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Date: November 6th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Bossy mood

lol faggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8859347)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:13 AM
Author: Duck-like Ticket Booth Windowlicker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8834144)



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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837312)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: harsh main people

All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841033)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the top threads in recent memory

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841251)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: harsh main people

No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is about me anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841758)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 9:30 PM
Author: Dark psychic meetinghouse

Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best thread I have seen.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841374)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: blue excitant personal credit line

seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the idiot behind the idiotic whokebe-related schticks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845698)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: harsh main people

Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841795)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

link?

you're whokebe?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841854)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: harsh main people

you forgot the porn too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841910)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: Boyish Electric Furnace

you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841930)



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Date: November 2nd, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: harsh main people

Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doens't have a leather jacket?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845624)



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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

this thread is full of niggerism.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841802)



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Date: November 12th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: french hairraiser spot roommate

still an instant classic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8884623)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:39 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy wonderful immigrant

this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917168)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Chestnut round eye

please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917248)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 3:40 AM
Author: slate trip faggot firefighter

holy shit. how am i only just NOW reading this all-timer of an xoxo thread?

a million 180s for this thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917336)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: mint insecure senate jap

Credited.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8918630)



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Date: December 9th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Ocher Exhilarant Sound Barrier Box Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9001324)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: cobalt garrison

BUMP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024798)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: light cerebral piazza

i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024819)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: cobalt garrison

is he your schtick, pensive?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024833)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: light cerebral piazza

hi pensive

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024848)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:38 AM
Author: sick cheese-eating locus

he thinks this means he's "popular"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024879)



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Date: December 14th, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: Blathering potus

OMG BUMP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9026486)



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Date: December 29th, 2007 2:56 PM
Author: Yapping Fluffy Generalized Bond

my room actually looks not unlike the pic in this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9085619)



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Date: January 18th, 2008 5:24 PM
Author: twisted base

bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9182702)



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Date: March 2nd, 2008 7:02 AM
Author: misanthropic chartreuse jew

lol no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9415091)



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Date: April 24th, 2008 6:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz khaki kitty stag film

Should I retire?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9679196)



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Date: May 1st, 2008 4:51 AM
Author: awkward institution sweet tailpipe

racist!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9715891)



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Date: May 13th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible Slimy Temple National Security Agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9776613)



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Date: June 4th, 2008 3:23 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (son you're too eager)

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9857483)



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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:58 AM
Author: Greedy disgusting striped hyena cuckold

mean.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092400)