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A Day in the Life of Mathhelp

An epic. Homer captured Odysseus. I captured Mathhelp.
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
Can't wait. Be sure to somehow incorporate his endless love ...
Turquoise Crusty Stage
  08/22/04
There's simply too much to use! He's a black-hole of human ...
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
Mathhelp's Response:
Stimulating frum ratface
  08/22/04
i like the patriarch in this story
Dark well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness
  08/22/04
that was the funniest fucking thing ive read in a while
Big Office Love Of Her Life
  08/31/04
...
spectacular athletic conference
  10/20/04
if you replaced 'mathhelp' with 'tubaleiter' it would make j...
Dark well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness
  01/14/05
SOOO FUCKING FUNNY A+
talented gold philosopher-king turdskin
  01/14/05
haha, that's brilliant. he'll say BULLSHIT.
vibrant principal's office reading party
  08/22/04
I would not be able to muster a response.
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
no, he'll ask, "what are you referring to?"
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/22/04
that was excellent. you should do one for every poster (or e...
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/22/04
Well, I can use this one to describe bothered's childhood.
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
but isn't mathhelp a student at the PRESTIGIOUS JOHNS HOPKIN...
Charcoal antidepressant drug church building
  08/22/04
do one for me
Impressive Glittery Queen Of The Night Theatre
  08/22/04
OK, it's on the top of this thread; just replace "kyle&...
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
do one for me.
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/22/04
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddy.
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/22/04
No, you're too bland. There's no clay to work with.
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
BAH.
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/22/04
Nice work. You painted quite a vivid picture of mathhelps li...
irradiated cheese-eating pit faggotry
  08/22/04
Every family has a black sheep.
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
hilariously good
diverse boltzmann
  08/22/04
...
cobalt fluffy sneaky criminal
  08/22/04
Your enemies are people who are opposed to you in your perso...
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
Fair reasoning -
cobalt fluffy sneaky criminal
  08/22/04
agreed, i just wish he'd give as mush as he takes.
arousing juggernaut mood
  08/31/04
I was laughing before I finished the first sentence. Not bad...
histrionic box office filthpig
  08/22/04
truly excellent.
up-to-no-good kitchen
  08/22/04
It's not right to praise one's own work, but I just want to ...
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
I liked the "He giveth, He taketh away" part.
histrionic box office filthpig
  08/22/04
I was originally going to cut that, as it took away from the...
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
Oh no, it gave the mood of down-south christianity where eve...
histrionic box office filthpig
  08/22/04
Well, had I known that intelligent people frequented this fo...
spectacular athletic conference
  08/22/04
In defense of my sometimes low and often crude humor,
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddenda.
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
don't copy me.
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/23/04
You, too, cry out at night for taste of sweet pudenda?
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
obviously.
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/23/04
I want to make love to your handwriting.
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
could you, um, handwrite that post for me? it would mean so ...
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/23/04
http://community.webshots.com/photo/144887715/178479629eQItD...
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
page not found, mister.
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/23/04
Copy and paste it. It's even freakier when he gives it a ...
Turquoise Crusty Stage
  08/23/04
link works
Wonderful sadistic parlour
  08/23/04
Jesus. Do you even have a shaft? That is very feminine.
Onyx party of the first part step-uncle's house
  08/23/04
I write cursively most of the time, so I guess my print hasn...
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
nevermind.
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/23/04
Done.
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
Awwww...is your cursive as bubbly and well-formed D'Nealian ...
Onyx party of the first part step-uncle's house
  08/23/04
omgstfuno I'm a big boy.
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
so you wear pullups now? wow!
comical trailer park people who are hurt
  08/23/04
i stopped wetting the bed at 10, so w/e
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
At 10?
Turquoise Crusty Stage
  08/23/04
At 10 in the morning. HTH.
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
I don't get why mine is so dark. I guess it has something to...
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
Yea, that's like what I'm sayin' yo
Turquoise Crusty Stage
  08/23/04
I did dismiss coarse humor. It has its place. That place i...
spectacular athletic conference
  08/23/04
...
citrine set karate
  08/23/04
That was my favorite part, too, though I confess I am uncomf...
Apoplectic gay wizard location
  09/20/04
"mirthfully he skips home" was another minor, yet ...
up-to-no-good kitchen
  08/22/04
What is wrong with Mirthfully skippingg home?
cobalt fluffy sneaky criminal
  08/22/04
Hilarious and very entertaining
infuriating associate
  08/31/04
...
spectacular athletic conference
  09/20/04
dude, i loved this thread, thanks you have personally REV...
Crimson Misunderstood Degenerate
  09/20/04
And I'm only one man.
spectacular athletic conference
  09/20/04
I always do, and yet I never get any credit for it.
spectacular athletic conference
  03/16/05
Hate to break it to you, but Mathhelp's hero is RWC, not bot...
obsidian scourge upon the earth
  09/20/04
He has two, idiot.
spectacular athletic conference
  09/20/04
Notice how you didn't mention RWC's name in that little POS ...
obsidian scourge upon the earth
  09/20/04
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&mc=66&...
infuriating associate
  09/20/04
Yeah, I don't buy that. Because bothered is a smart guy.
obsidian scourge upon the earth
  09/20/04
We should have a hall of fame for threads.
rachmiel
  09/20/04
i agree.
crystalline electric market
  03/16/05
too bad i missed this thread, and didn't get to read it unti...
Submissive meetinghouse
  10/20/04
oh man, this is so true
citrine set karate
  10/20/04
I like this thread.
histrionic box office filthpig
  11/01/04
I think they could only get fox news on sunday when it is ai...
maize elite idea he suggested dog poop
  01/14/05
Give the people what they want.
spectacular athletic conference
  02/15/05
I am late by almost 10 months, I must join the throngs of ad...
arrogant tanning salon
  02/15/05
Imagine RWC without the expensively paid-for education.
spectacular athletic conference
  02/15/05
I'm too afraid.
arrogant tanning salon
  02/15/05
STFU U FUCKING MOTHERFUCING FAGOGTS HTH U UFKCING BITCHES
mahogany indian lodge rigpig
  02/15/05
one word: pwned
Grizzly Balding Stag Film Gunner
  03/16/05
never forget
Dark well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/06
this is the only college board thread I ever really liked
Honey-headed school messiness
  03/01/08


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Date: August 22nd, 2004 2:32 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference
Subject: An epic. Homer captured Odysseus. I captured Mathhelp.

8:00 AM---The dogs in Mathhelp's trailer park community begin fighting, waking our young hero up. He dresses and steps two feet to the right, entering the kitchen.

8:15 AM---Mathhelp and his 7 brothers eat their Spaghetti-Os while watching Fox News with their father, Chew-bacco, who yells in support at the analysis being fed to him by Fox News on the family's small television set. The patriarch then ties a Confederate flag bandana around his head and leaves for work, grumbling on the way about niggers and the death of Christianity.

8:30---Mathhelp goes to school, a run-down dilapidated building named after the late, great George Wallace. When asked who this man is, Mathhelp says "Who? Who are you talking about?" Wallace. "Oh, I don't know. The guy who made the school?"

9:00---Mathhelp's teacher downs another tranquilizer after answering the 34th question regarding what a circle is, what a radius is, what a circumfrence is...

10:00---Mathhelp attends his English class, where the wise and learned teacher tries repeadetly to explain to Mathhelp why "Is you going..." cannot be correct. She begins to cry as she reminds herself that she's a college graduate and doesn't need to put up with this.

12:00---Mathhelp walks home for lunch. His mother, whom the Good Lord has blessed with a full-figure tipping the scales at 500 pounds (while at the same time removing from her half of her adult teeth, for the Good Lord giveth and He taketh away), has made Mathhelp a heaping plate of microwaved cheesburger that had been saved in the fridge since the family trip to McDonald's last week. Mathhelp eats and watches TV. His brother turns it to the Discovery Channel and is hit in the head by his mother, who says that "such channels is for book learnin, and yer ain't in school right now, put it back on Fox."

1:00---Mathhelp returns to school, only to find that it has, for the third time this year, burned down. He figures this is great, as he clearly has all the education he needs. Mirthfully he skips home.

1:30---Mathhelp goes to the family computer and logs onto XOXO. He opens a thread called "Kerry demands all veterans be put to death" by his hero bothered, and in response to the mind-shatteringly brilliant entry called "Terrorism is bad" he responds "Yr rite, but these loonies don't get it." He then opens a thread entitled "The deficit is outrageous," but he is unsure as to what a deficit is, so he simply responds "yup" to bothered's "saddam needed to be killed."

2:00---Mathhelp stares vacantly at the TV for an hour.

3:00---Mathhelp's father returns home from work, loudly complaining about "damn fucking Kerry and his fucking faggot-loving politics." He sits down his sons and explains to them that God hates fags. Mathhelp begins asking provoking questions like "Who is Kerry?" and "What is AIDS?" after his father explains that Kerry and his fags will be cured by AIDS.

4:00---Mathhelp's younger brother turns on Jeopardy, at which point his father slaps him for "puttin on that liberal book shit." Mathhelp laughs and says "yeah!"

5:00---The family sits down to a wonderful meal of more Spaghetti-Os.

6:00---Mathhelp logs onto XOXO and opens a thread entitled "Bush single-handedly captures terrorist supsects in Pakistan," written in a lucid and convincing prose by bothered. Mathhelp sees that a person who has been reading about the Pakistani intelligence capabilities has written a lengthy post detailing the lack of U.S. assistance to Pakistani intelligence, when bothered responds with "saddam was bad." Mathhelp smiles at how well the person was put in their place, so he responds with "yes, that can't argue against that."

8:00---Mathhelp's family gather around the TV to watch O'Reilly. They all pat each other on the back during the segment on President Bush's speech in which he says that terrorism must be stopped. "See," says Mathhelp's loving patriarch, "that's the shit these Ay-rab loving Kerry supporters don't understand." mathhelp's younger brother then asks "Yes, but perhaps we should take into account Arab cultural factors. For example, I read that history has proven that the best way to engage Arabs is through a..." at which point he is slapped by his father for "talking that book shit."

9:00---Mathhelp logs onto XOXO one last time to ask questions like "Who's that?" "What are you referring to?" "What are you saying?" "What did he say?" and then post brilliant musings like "9-11 made the world different" "Saddam killed people" "Iraq wants to be free" and "The government kills terrorists." Pudsmack asks Mathhelp how he interprets current U.S. action against provincial Shiite rulers in Iraq against the historical backdrop of British action in Iraq during the 1930s. Mathhelp says that "Saddam killed his own people. Or didnt' you know that?"

10:00---Mathhelp crawls into bed with his brothers, while Mathhelp's dad explains to them that Mexicans are stealing jobs, that gays are trying to break up Christianity, and that Bush is working by Jesus' hand.

10:30---Mathhelp falls into the tranquil calm of sleep, having lived yet another day where he not once touches a book, thinks for himself, forms any thought that we might call 'deep', explores the world beyond his limited scope of vision, ruminates on opposing viewpoints, questions the propaganda of authority figures, or tries to improve himself in his thoughts and character.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1220927)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 2:36 PM
Author: Turquoise Crusty Stage

Can't wait. Be sure to somehow incorporate his endless love for fake casinos: My School Is Having A "Casino Night" At Orientation

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1220943)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 2:57 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

There's simply too much to use! He's a black-hole of human rationality and thought.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221049)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:06 PM
Author: Stimulating frum ratface
Subject: Mathhelp's Response:

Fox News is Fair and Balanced.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221094)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM
Author: Dark well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness

i like the patriarch in this story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221189)



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Date: August 31st, 2004 4:31 AM
Author: Big Office Love Of Her Life

that was the funniest fucking thing ive read in a while

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1265093)



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Date: October 20th, 2004 12:27 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1518225)



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Date: January 14th, 2005 1:00 PM
Author: Dark well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness

if you replaced 'mathhelp' with 'tubaleiter' it would make just as much sense.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1930069)



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Date: January 14th, 2005 2:35 PM
Author: talented gold philosopher-king turdskin

SOOO FUCKING FUNNY

A+

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1930526)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:18 PM
Author: vibrant principal's office reading party

haha, that's brilliant. he'll say BULLSHIT.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221141)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:23 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

I would not be able to muster a response.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221169)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:38 PM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

no, he'll ask, "what are you referring to?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221235)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:37 PM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

that was excellent. you should do one for every poster (or every regular).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

Well, I can use this one to describe bothered's childhood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221434)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: Charcoal antidepressant drug church building

but isn't mathhelp a student at the PRESTIGIOUS JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221460)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Impressive Glittery Queen Of The Night Theatre

do one for me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221483)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

OK, it's on the top of this thread; just replace "kyle" where it says "Mathhelp," and throw in some bits about making out with your cousins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1222827)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 5:08 PM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

do one for me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221554)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:18 PM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223019)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:20 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

No, you're too bland. There's no clay to work with.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223029)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:27 PM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

BAH.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223081)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: irradiated cheese-eating pit faggotry

Nice work. You painted quite a vivid picture of mathhelps life, I enjoyed it. I especially liked your inclusion of the younger brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1221512)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

Every family has a black sheep.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1222822)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:03 PM
Author: diverse boltzmann

hilariously good

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1222924)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:07 PM
Author: cobalt fluffy sneaky criminal
Subject: I like Mathhelp - His enemies are my enemies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1222945)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:09 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

Your enemies are people who are opposed to you in your personal beliefs. Mathhelp's enemies are those designated as such by the ideology of his parents and peers. You have thought about who your enemies are and why they are such; he has blindly accepted it without thought.

I don't care about anyone's beliefs, it's whether they were obtained by rational thought or just spoon-fed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1222958)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:11 PM
Author: cobalt fluffy sneaky criminal
Subject: Fair reasoning -

I will help math along then and would hope that my friends would lend a hand to the extent they can

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1222977)



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Date: August 31st, 2004 3:12 AM
Author: arousing juggernaut mood

agreed, i just wish he'd give as mush as he takes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1265042)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:22 PM
Author: histrionic box office filthpig

I was laughing before I finished the first sentence. Not bad.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223042)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good kitchen

truly excellent.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223048)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:23 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

It's not right to praise one's own work, but I just want to say I think "Chew-bacco" was brilliant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223057)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:25 PM
Author: histrionic box office filthpig

I liked the "He giveth, He taketh away" part.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223071)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:29 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

I was originally going to cut that, as it took away from the story.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223109)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:33 PM
Author: histrionic box office filthpig

Oh no, it gave the mood of down-south christianity where everything can be explained at God's will.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223138)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:34 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

Well, had I known that intelligent people frequented this forum, I would have had more such parts, instead of keeping in mind the appreciation of low humor found among the rabble of APGuy, jude, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223148)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:26 AM
Author: citrine set karate
Subject: In defense of my sometimes low and often crude humor,

I'd like to point out how this is quite reflective of our almost diametrically opposed senses of conceit. While you often point out how you're so above everyone, I've come to realize that there is much to be learned from even those you would dismiss as base. Similarly, I feel we shan't dismiss simple humor merely because it doesn't make us step back and examine ourselves, or gasp in awe at the irony of it all.

It's often easiest to dismiss things we can't quite explain, and I really think that's what you're doing here. No, I'm not saying you can't understand low humor; on the contrary, for its universality would not allow it. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you joke around with your friends in such a manner or hoard Three Stooges tapes in your home (your little shame will be our little secret). There is some undeniable, unidentifyable thing that makes low humor great, admit or not, pudsmack.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224029)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:35 AM
Author: citrine set karate

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddenda.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224058)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:40 AM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

don't copy me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224079)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:41 AM
Author: citrine set karate

You, too, cry out at night for taste of sweet pudenda?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224083)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:44 AM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

obviously.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224090)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: citrine set karate
Subject: I want to make love to your handwriting.

Those oval o's are undoubtedly an excellent match to my lengthy shaft. I'd like to run my meat along the smooth curves of those perfect w's as the constricted loops of the e's accomodate my adroit tongue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224127)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

could you, um, handwrite that post for me? it would mean so much more if you did.

thx.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224140)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:29 AM
Author: citrine set karate

http://community.webshots.com/photo/144887715/178479629eQItDj

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224214)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:33 AM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

page not found, mister.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224225)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: Turquoise Crusty Stage

Copy and paste it.

It's even freakier when he gives it a personal touch. Makes you realize that there really is some 9 year old behind this filth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224228)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:36 AM
Author: Wonderful sadistic parlour

link works

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224232)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:37 AM
Author: Onyx party of the first part step-uncle's house

Jesus. Do you even have a shaft? That is very feminine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224233)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:40 AM
Author: citrine set karate

I write cursively most of the time, so I guess my print hasn't yet matured.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224239)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:42 AM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

nevermind.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224244)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:46 AM
Author: citrine set karate

Done.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224256)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:43 AM
Author: Onyx party of the first part step-uncle's house

Awwww...is your cursive as bubbly and well-formed D'Nealian letters as your printing?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224248)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:50 AM
Author: citrine set karate

omgstfuno I'm a big boy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224264)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 2:02 AM
Author: comical trailer park people who are hurt

so you wear pullups now? wow!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224288)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 2:04 AM
Author: citrine set karate

i stopped wetting the bed at 10, so w/e

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224296)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 2:10 AM
Author: Turquoise Crusty Stage
Subject: At 10?

But you're like...9

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224315)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: citrine set karate

At 10 in the morning.

HTH.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224349)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 4:04 AM
Author: citrine set karate

I don't get why mine is so dark. I guess it has something to do with my room having no lights.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224688)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:37 AM
Author: Turquoise Crusty Stage

Yea, that's like what I'm sayin' yo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224066)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:06 AM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

I did dismiss coarse humor. It has its place. That place is not in my writings.

HTH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224158)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:38 AM
Author: citrine set karate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1224235)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:05 PM
Author: Apoplectic gay wizard location

That was my favorite part, too, though I confess I am uncomfortable with a board member being raked on for the amusement of others (and also umcomfortable about my own evil that must lurk within as even feeling this story was nasty and hurtful to another, I still couldn't help but giggle several times, and I apologize to Mathhelp for that).

It seems to me that Pud thinks Mathhelp not very bright, and while I don't know Mathhelp well enough to comment much on his intellect, my guess is that Pud is quite a bit higher on the IQ scale. I've never felt it nice for tall kids to pick on little kids as it's not a fair match.

So Pud, and remember I still love and adore you even though I confess I can't support your hurting a fellow board member here, do you feel it fair for you to do a beautifully biting commentary on the day in the life of someone when you feel that the person couldn't begin to match the wit to fight back?

We're not all given gifts. As I have noted, I was sure born with none other than the typical decent health and ability to know a good marriage pick from a crummy one. But you have a fantastic gift of wit and word. When someone has a gift, I've never felt they owe it to society to use it for society's good, but I have on the flip side felt they should at least not use it to cause harm.

I know humor to be so important to health and happiness, but really admire it far more when it isn't at someone else's expense, especially someone who didn't ask to be ridiculed (or did he and I just missed it?) and sure isn't doing something to gain fame and fortune to place him in the "expect to be given grief" pool. Okay, sorry to be mothering you. Sigh. I just wish you could do a piece where you are funny and *complimentary* (okay, yeah, I guess you tried that already when you said nice stuff about me that isn't seen as true by most of us, but you could try again with someone else, right?). Let's be honest, it would be far more challenging as it's easier to be funny and mean than funny and nice. But I have confidence in you being up for the challenge. Go for it. :)

And really (okay, here comes the mother in me again), if Mathhelp didn't do something to instigate this story here, you might want to apologize (only if it's heartfelt - I'm not for saying your sorry just to appease others). Life is too short to be tall on mean.

So hugs to you and Mathhelp both.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1363307)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good kitchen

"mirthfully he skips home" was another minor, yet delightful touch.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:32 PM
Author: cobalt fluffy sneaky criminal
Subject: What is wrong with Mirthfully skippingg home?

Beat the hell out of dragging yr tail with worry

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1223129)



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Date: August 31st, 2004 4:27 AM
Author: infuriating associate
Subject: Hilarious and very entertaining

Well done; that was the best post I've seen on here in a while.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1265092)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: spectacular athletic conference



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362036)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:17 AM
Author: Crimson Misunderstood Degenerate

dude, i loved this thread, thanks

you have personally REVIVED the board

EDIT: NM

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362052)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:18 AM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

And I'm only one man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362060)



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Date: March 16th, 2005 7:48 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

I always do, and yet I never get any credit for it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#2345975)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: obsidian scourge upon the earth

Hate to break it to you, but Mathhelp's hero is RWC, not bothered.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362088)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:25 AM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

He has two, idiot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362108)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:32 AM
Author: obsidian scourge upon the earth

Notice how you didn't mention RWC's name in that little POS up there for fear of losing his kinship. You're one pathetic motherfucker.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362157)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:38 AM
Author: infuriating associate

A Day in the Life of Mathhelp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362186)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:38 AM
Author: obsidian scourge upon the earth

Yeah, I don't buy that. Because bothered is a smart guy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362191)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: rachmiel

We should have a hall of fame for threads.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1362179)



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Date: March 16th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: crystalline electric market

i agree.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#2346347)



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Date: October 20th, 2004 12:37 PM
Author: Submissive meetinghouse

too bad i missed this thread, and didn't get to read it until I was in class. I wasn't able to laugh aloud.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1518278)



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Date: October 20th, 2004 1:41 PM
Author: citrine set karate

oh man, this is so true

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1518634)



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Date: November 1st, 2004 4:16 PM
Author: histrionic box office filthpig

I like this thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1580698)



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Date: January 14th, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: maize elite idea he suggested dog poop

I think they could only get fox news on sunday when it is aired on the non-cable parent channel

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#1930606)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

Give the people what they want.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#2140122)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: arrogant tanning salon

I am late by almost 10 months, I must join the throngs of admirers, even though I don't know who Mathhelp is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#2140183)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: spectacular athletic conference

Imagine RWC without the expensively paid-for education.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#2140278)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: arrogant tanning salon

I'm too afraid.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#2140305)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: mahogany indian lodge rigpig

STFU U FUCKING MOTHERFUCING FAGOGTS HTH U UFKCING BITCHES

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#2140342)



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Date: March 16th, 2005 8:28 PM
Author: Grizzly Balding Stag Film Gunner

one word:

pwned

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#2346232)



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Date: July 14th, 2006 4:38 AM
Author: Dark well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness

never forget

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#6209191)



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Date: March 1st, 2008 6:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed school messiness

this is the only college board thread I ever really liked

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=2#9412481)