sometimes you're very funny and clever. more frequently you're attention-seeking, spiteful and uninteresting. so that brings down your score.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583455)

I set the maximum at your IQ, why did you break into the triple digit range?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583671)

And you.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583733)

"sometimes you're very funny and clever."

"I set the maximum at your IQ, why did you break into the triple digit range?"

This, obviously, is not one of those times.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583762)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583514)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583533)

what are/were you're 3 favorite schticks?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583566)

Early in the Boer War, when it appeared that the glorious lobster would be ever victorious, I ran across an uncouth lout in an almost identical situation to that of the erstwhile BigTex. I came across him about a mile South of West Johannesburg. In the midst of a circle of angry Boers, I saw a rather thick young man with two longish staffs crying and attempting to speak some dialect of Dutch. I immediately took him for an Englishman, but, between sobs, it seemed that he was claiming that, while he was of English ancestory, his father had been cuckolded by a particularly virile Boer. It seems that this Boer had then ejected the thick, young man's father from his household and taken over the duties as the head of the household. From that point on, the young man claimed to have acquired many of the habits of an ill-bred Dutchmen whose ancestors had migrated to the dark continent in order to avoid debtors prison. By this time, the mob of true Boers was becoming incensed and began to pelt him with rocks and other small debris from the roadway. In a last, and hauntingly pitiful display, the thick young man attempted to demonstrate his Boerish nature by jabbering in broken dutch and attempting to mine copper and other minerals from a ditch near the highway! Sent over the edge by this poor imitation of a Boer, the mob set on him, casting aside his staffs and instantly killing the oaf. The thick young man learned about assimilation that day!!!

I remain,

Very Truly Yours,

Melungeon

(OMG!! Dion Alaniz IS BigTex!!!)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583686)

It really never gets old.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583705)

Totalitarian rules of the 20th century.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583563)

i rate you the law that existed in soviet russia that prohibited teenagers from riding on the footboards of trams.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583607)

This was a fair - if literalist - call on your part. I also like your choice, and I agree with the spirit of that rule.

Can you do rulers as well, for a FRIEND?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583620)

You are my fucking NIGGA. ty ty ty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=904764&forum_id=2#10583649)