Date: June 10th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: lascivious unholy cruise ship marketing idea
Tomorrow, CSLG and RSF are going to open a regional chain of several Sbarro's where it is stipulated under the partnership agreement that each will equally contribute management activities to the enterprise and equally share profits, and the agreement explicitly provides for a cause of action against the non-contributing partner.
Things take a turn for the worse when CSLG sets up "management meetings" at trendy bars on Fridays and Saturday nights and RSF repeatedly cancels at the last minute.
Date: June 10th, 2021 12:30 AM Author: Autistic comical piazza mexican
Terrorists want to follow up on the FRAUDVIRUS by unleashing the REALVIRUS. The world hangs in the balance. And the only force that can stop them is the buddy cup duo of Benzo and Tommy Turdksin.
i'm passed out drunk in a stall in the barnes & noble bathroom like that scene in yiddish policeman's union, irony completely lost on both me and benzo hunched over strung out in the next stall
Date: January 31st, 2023 9:24 PM Author: orchid giraffe
Movie idea:
Oafish police detective TSINAH (played by James Corden) has blown too many cases. He's on thin ice and has ONE LAST CHANCE or he's getting transferred to meter maid duty.
A murderer is on the loose and this case could save his career. The murderer is hunting Benzo (played by Jim Parsons), who is the only cooperating witness. TSINAH has been charged with protecting him and gathering more information about the murderer, but to do this, they both need to go DEEP UNDERCOVER and HIT THE GRITTY STREETS OF ORLANDO.
Date: February 1st, 2023 6:06 AM Author: Primrose nibblets
sharklasers, stricken with insomnia, begins training for a marathon at night. He begins to see visions and become past selves, one among them a monk in Renaissance Florence who was a companion of Savonarola. He attempts to stop the bonfire of the vanities, only to be blocked at every turn by EPAH.
Date: February 1st, 2023 9:03 AM Author: Primrose nibblets
After learning that the winner of a tournament will receive a berth as lead writer on Tucker, Charles must tutor GJR at war gaming. Discovering a natural aptitude, she makes it to the final round, only to find that the mystery "Gamer P" is none other than boner police.
Date: February 1st, 2023 9:04 AM Author: Primrose nibblets
TT takes DVP on a tour of Asia to try to help him find his roots. DVP complains about women the whole time while TT rambles on about birdshits in a drunken haze.
Date: February 1st, 2023 9:05 AM Author: Primrose nibblets
Askav hired as campaign manager for TSINAH, whom he launches to prominence with the release of a well-timed 'roots' autobiography, "Winters Bone-in Steak".
They almost win the primary, but ultimately lose to Luis, who has written his own campaign autobio, "Chillbilly Chillegy".
Date: February 1st, 2023 9:08 AM Author: Primrose nibblets
an unknown figure, revealed to be neustern, plies doobs with a novel psychedelic compound known as "Suit Jacket" and something called "Stim Stim" while grilling him about why they staged a Cravath Walk for a certain (unidentified) person.
Date: February 1st, 2023 9:12 AM Author: Primrose nibblets
Kramer v. Kramer sendup where a large group of women (a sort of Mad Mad Mad Mad World revue of comedic actresses) vie to claim conservatorship over lex, who has attempted suicide at GJR's urging. Will CSLG be able to implead his million-dollar dogbite case?
Date: February 1st, 2023 9:14 AM Author: Primrose nibblets
ricky and dupa plan to form a company to sell sarcastic replies to slow-witted people, Glib as a Service, but get so high dabbing in a sandwich shop that they forget what they were supposed to be doing. The sandwich shop turns out to be Earl's, and the duo leave without paying when they receive a "po boy".
Date: February 1st, 2023 5:56 PM Author: sapphire passionate tanning salon
DBG and Julia meet at a Mormon wedding reception when they both step outside of the venue to FaceTime their kids goodnight. One thing leads to another and they end up fucking in the pool of the Lehi, UT Holiday Inn Express and hilarity ensues when they try to convert each other to get married, DBG becomes an Ironside-style faketitmo, and Julia ends up with a second hyphen and a third last name.
Date: February 1st, 2023 6:42 PM Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
USPO gets bought as a charity auction date by a spoiled and provocative 12 year old. But her father, beckerested, is determined no funny business will happen
Date: February 1st, 2023 6:47 PM Author: Primrose nibblets
beckersted is joined in his quest to prevent hanky panky by USPO's parents, who have arranged for USPO to be married to the niece (by marriage) of Rama Rao, about as big a mover and shaker in the Telugu Desam party that dominates Andhra Pradesh as can be imagined.
Date: October 16th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Ebony Goyim
nsam and brussels sprouts come across a bag containing $200,000 in cash sitting on the sorting table by p.o. boxes and have to decide what to do about it.