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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM Author: Cerise theater stage Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM Author: Stubborn brunch trust fund this had your markings written all over it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM Author: honey-headed kitchen now so do his tighty-whiteys (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM Author: internet-worthy athletic conference have you pooped yet today? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal I don't know how he waits so long. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM Author: Cerise theater stage I never have to go until about 11. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: Cerise theater stage It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM Author: Khaki Big Double Fault National i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM Author: Cerise theater stage I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM Author: Khaki Big Double Fault National true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal Have you ever crapped your pants? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Cerise theater stage Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal That's lucky. My last one happened at work. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM Author: Cerise theater stage Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal Awful. The worst ever.
I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.
I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.
I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train. |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM Author: Cerise theater stage I'm crying! Best story ever! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM Author: Cerise theater stage Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.
Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle. |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM Author: Yellow abode I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM Author: Yellow abode 185. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM Author: saffron hell sandwich absolutely exquisite. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal Why II? You can't get banned here can you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM Author: kink-friendly sound barrier so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?
i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now. |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.
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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM Author: kink-friendly sound barrier I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM Author: Cerise theater stage A+ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal Weekends were fun. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM Author: beady-eyed coiffed address Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal No. I couldn't care less about feet. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775) |
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Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM Author: Misanthropic becky Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099) |
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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM Author: Racy iridescent property excellent writing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049) |
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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM Author: Racy iridescent property excellent cunnilingus. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.
Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM Author: heady pearly locale mother i never understood that part of the morning after (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM Author: Cerise theater stage Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Khaki Big Double Fault National yep, exactly. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM Author: Khaki Big Double Fault National but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM Author: Cerise theater stage No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM Author: internet-worthy athletic conference yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal The two aren't necessarily related. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM Author: internet-worthy athletic conference my mom and I are related. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM Author: Buck-toothed parlor underappreciated (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Cerise theater stage You have a way with words. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274) |
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM Author: Khaki Big Double Fault National yes, definitely. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279) |
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Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM Author: saffron hell sandwich (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558) |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM Author: Aqua sanctuary stock car i think about this post on a regular basis.
pretty much every time i fart. |
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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM Author: buff lodge filthpig pfft (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224) |
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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM Author: Passionate forum bumped too soon (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252) |
Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035) |
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Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645) |
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Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM Author: Elite Institution Clown bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023) |
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Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal I loved this thread.
Hi Euphronius! |
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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM Author: Lavender Foreskin this is truly hilarious (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803) |
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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM Author: Cordovan Embarrassed To The Bone Rigor Indian Lodge for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765) |
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Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM Author: big-titted puce lay mood i just laughed in class
way to go, blue
filtering "fart" was an okay time |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM Author: beady-eyed coiffed address This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal tubgirl is outrageous.
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM Author: beady-eyed coiffed address http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754
Play the file. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM Author: kink-friendly sound barrier i'm afraid to. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM Author: beady-eyed coiffed address It'll bring back memories. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM Author: kink-friendly sound barrier Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187) |
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Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM Author: Frozen silver nibblets theatre Bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767) |
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Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM Author: magical jew (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM Author: Maroon University In the spirit of the day, biz-ump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM Author: disgusting stead laser beams That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104) |
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Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM Author: soul-stirring immigrant bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: Irradiated fantasy-prone business firm juggernaut bumping funny blue threads hth (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM Author: Free-loading Sneaky Criminal Nice. I miss him a hole lot. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436) |
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Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM Author: comical point boltzmann I just spread the love myself (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM Author: Passionate forum (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM Author: Hairless private investor Coffee is a diharettic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325) |
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Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM Author: saffron hell sandwich In This Thread we xoxo-ify the Truths about Chuck Norris (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469) |
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Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM Author: Dull Crackhouse just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM Author: slate anal sex offender Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM Author: mildly autistic spectacular ape I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884) |
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Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM Author: saffron hell sandwich Just farted. Room smells like an asshole. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942) |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM Author: Titillating Senate Boiling Water This is my present situation. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256) |
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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM Author: Apoplectic arrogant home Nice. This one never gets old.
Whatever happened to blue? |
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Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM Author: Cheese-eating motley internal respiration site HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331) |
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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM Author: cerebral degenerate coffee pot You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM Author: Mustard offensive masturbator meetinghouse I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997) |
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