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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
exciting house
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Mewling brethren
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
mint set degenerate
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
black out-of-control gunner
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Honey-headed ticket booth liquid oxygen
  08/27/26
✅
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Honey-headed ticket booth liquid oxygen
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
green swashbuckling immigrant kitchen
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
vigorous ungodly genital piercing
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
vigorous ungodly genital piercing
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Honey-headed ticket booth liquid oxygen
  08/27/26
✅
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
...
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Catch-22
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
edit ❌
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Dickens
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
❌
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
anna karenina
black out-of-control gunner
  08/27/26
✅
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
The English Patient
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
❌
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
wtf
vigorous ungodly genital piercing
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Honey-headed ticket booth liquid oxygen
  08/27/26
✅
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Fragrant lake field
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Orwell
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
❌
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
...
Mildly autistic violet boltzmann hospital
  08/27/26
...
nubile obsidian pisswyrm
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
green swashbuckling immigrant kitchen
  08/28/26
...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
I really can't
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Triste!
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Fragrant lake field
  08/27/26
don't know :(
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Fragrant lake field
  08/27/26
oh good one
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Mildly autistic violet boltzmann hospital
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Jet Yapping Piazza
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/27/26
No.
Jet Yapping Piazza
  08/27/26
Dracula
fear-inspiring brunch
  08/28/26
Im gay
Chocolate market
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
hyperventilating codepig
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
nubile obsidian pisswyrm
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
ocher metal elastic band
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Pumonymous
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
hyperventilating codepig
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
purple magical hall roommate
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
cordovan school cafeteria
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
purple magical hall roommate
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
Fishy Orchestra Pit Rigpig
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
vigorous ungodly genital piercing
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
Fishy Orchestra Pit Rigpig
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: exciting house

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Mother died today.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Camuuuuuuuus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Mewling brethren

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: mint set degenerate

Wtf embarrassing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: black out-of-control gunner

portrait of the artist as a young man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed ticket booth liquid oxygen

Ulysses

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed ticket booth liquid oxygen

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: green swashbuckling immigrant kitchen

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

124 was spiteful.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly genital piercing

is this the swans book?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly genital piercing

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed ticket booth liquid oxygen

A clockwork orange

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Ty herr kommandant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Catch-22

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

edit ❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

No I fucked it up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

I apologize for being so bad at this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

lmao you're fine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Dickens

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: black out-of-control gunner

anna karenina

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

The English Patient

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly genital piercing

wtf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed ticket booth liquid oxygen

Catch 22

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

✅

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Fragrant lake field

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Orwell

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

❌

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

🧐🤔

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic violet boltzmann hospital



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: nubile obsidian pisswyrm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: green swashbuckling immigrant kitchen

the spaceporn story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

U can get this one!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

I really can't

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Triste!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Fragrant lake field

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

don't know :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Fragrant lake field

Sound and Fury

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

oh good one

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Mildly autistic violet boltzmann hospital

Great thread. These were difficult.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Jet Yapping Piazza

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Mein Kampf?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Jet Yapping Piazza

No.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: fear-inspiring brunch

Dracula

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Chocolate market

Im gay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating codepig

A Confederacy of Dunces

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: nubile obsidian pisswyrm

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: ocher metal elastic band

God Emperor of Dune

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Pumonymous

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating codepig

raisin in the sun

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: purple magical hall roommate

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: purple magical hall roommate

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Fishy Orchestra Pit Rigpig

I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: vigorous ungodly genital piercing

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Fishy Orchestra Pit Rigpig

It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50147796)