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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
Fishy slimy coldplay fan reading party
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THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
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multi-colored library
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
red circlehead
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disturbing swollen antidepressant drug heaven
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
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glassy den
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
Rusted electric meetinghouse
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Richard Ames
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Fishy slimy coldplay fan reading party

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083652)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Gay mother

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083655)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: multi-colored library



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083889)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: red circlehead

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083891)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: disturbing swollen antidepressant drug heaven



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083893)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Razzle Corner

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083708)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: glassy den



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083892)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Rusted electric meetinghouse

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083711)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083721)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Out-of-control casino coffee pot

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083731)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Razzle Corner

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083887)