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Going to open a prole drive thru coffee shop (think Dutch Bros) called Goyslurp

Nothing but flavored syrup goydrinks served to the prolest f...
Green cruise ship dingle berry
  10/19/26
This will be quaint Americana in a decade
concupiscible saffron gas station
  10/19/26
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Green cruise ship dingle berry
  10/19/26
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kink-friendly philosopher-king hominid
  10/19/26
Take this idea and put it into a vending machine. There's no...
Hairraiser casino bbw
  10/19/26
starbucks already exists
histrionic orchid shitlib heaven
  10/19/26
Starbucks is normie BS but is nothing compared to goyslurp p...
Green cruise ship dingle berry
  10/19/26
have never been to dutch bros but i drive by one on the way ...
Exciting Wine National
  10/19/26
It's a disgusting place
Green cruise ship dingle berry
  10/19/26
As far as i can tell, they are all like this. I don’t ...
walnut wonderful native sound barrier
  10/19/26
seems like goyslurpers get really excited when a new dutch b...
Exciting Wine National
  10/19/26
Starbucks feels haughty and stuck up to vinyl floor proles. ...
Green cruise ship dingle berry
  10/19/26


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Date: October 19th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Green cruise ship dingle berry

Nothing but flavored syrup goydrinks served to the prolest fattest moms. Every employee will have full arm sleeve tattoos

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Date: October 19th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: concupiscible saffron gas station

This will be quaint Americana in a decade

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196724)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Green cruise ship dingle berry



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Date: October 19th, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly philosopher-king hominid



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Date: October 19th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser casino bbw

Take this idea and put it into a vending machine. There's no reason why you have to have a a stand alone building to make these goyslurps. If they can put a soda fountain together you can do the same thing with coffees.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196732)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: histrionic orchid shitlib heaven

starbucks already exists

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196743)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Green cruise ship dingle berry

Starbucks is normie BS but is nothing compared to goyslurp places like dutch bros believe me you have to see this shit in person it's all fat prole women w/ mixed race kids and pit bulls who wear pajamas to the gas station getting fueled up for a day of being a fat nurse or scrolling tiktoks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196760)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Exciting Wine National

have never been to dutch bros but i drive by one on the way home everyday and the drive thru line is always really long. even at like 6 pm lmao.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196746)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Green cruise ship dingle berry

It's a disgusting place

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196761)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: walnut wonderful native sound barrier

As far as i can tell, they are all like this. I don’t get it. You can go a starbucks right down the street and skip the line.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196784)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Exciting Wine National

seems like goyslurpers get really excited when a new dutch bros opens up near them too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196789)



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Date: October 19th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Green cruise ship dingle berry

Starbucks feels haughty and stuck up to vinyl floor proles. Dutch Bros is a judgement free place where you can get this kind of shit for you and your mixed race kids wearing minecraft shirts https://www.dutchbros.com/menu/seasonal-drinks/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5913933&forum_id=2#50196793)