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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
carnelian area antidepressant drug
  01/05/14
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Startling Space
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
vibrant ticket booth
  06/25/12
...
Mind-boggling temple
  06/25/12
Jesus
flesh swollen school
  06/25/12
literally rofling
sickened locale
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Maize Magical Sex Offender
  08/02/12
crying
big wild institution toilet seat
  08/29/12
...
violent sexy milk macaca
  02/22/13
...
autistic goyim market
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Splenetic Laughsome Becky Dog Poop
  03/19/14
...
razzmatazz foreskin trailer park
  06/27/14
...
Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy national security agency
  06/27/14
...
Cordovan Famous Landscape Painting Point
  09/14/17
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dashing well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  07/20/18
...
dashing well-lubricated sweet tailpipe
  02/09/19
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Gay hot theatre
  07/11/19
...
amber garrison masturbator
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Massive travel guidebook
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/25/12
cop
Mind-boggling temple
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Mind-boggling temple
  06/25/12
...
vibrant ticket booth
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Wonderful alcoholic resort
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
pale corner gaping
  08/02/12
...
odious messiness
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
racy primrose office circlehead
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Contagious turquoise native
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Mind-boggling temple
  06/25/12
...
Motley Slimy Candlestick Maker Hospital
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Mind-boggling temple
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
pale corner gaping
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Poppy tanning salon
  08/21/13
...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/25/12
...
erotic senate
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Glittery pearl mexican
  06/25/12
...
odious messiness
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Crimson lay rigor
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Arrogant coral pozpig
  06/25/12
...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  06/26/12
...
odious messiness
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
bateful codepig kitchen
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
twisted cerebral dilemma
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
180 geriatric parlor
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  08/02/12
...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Maize Magical Sex Offender
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
pale corner gaping
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
pale corner gaping
  08/02/12
...
slate theater stage
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  08/02/12
...
idiotic spot
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
pale corner gaping
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
180 geriatric parlor
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
pale corner gaping
  08/06/12
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  08/06/12
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pale corner gaping
  08/08/12
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slate theater stage
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
appetizing navy ape stage
  08/20/12
...
slate theater stage
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Soul-stirring jew laser beams
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
autistic goyim market
  08/21/13
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pale corner gaping
  02/22/13
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odious messiness
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
autistic goyim market
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Poppy tanning salon
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
autistic goyim market
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
razzmatazz foreskin trailer park
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Poppy tanning salon
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Lascivious garnet party of the first part
  08/21/13
180
odious messiness
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
odious messiness
  09/30/13
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odious messiness
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odious messiness
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  03/19/14
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razzmatazz foreskin trailer park
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excitant public bath
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
excitant public bath
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jag
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
comical hall potus
  12/08/14
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pale corner gaping
  12/11/14
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black wrinkle electric furnace
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
nyuug
  08/12/15
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exhilarant lake boiling water
  07/29/16
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Ocher goal in life athletic conference
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Chestnut Library Place Of Business
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Seedy Knife
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Sepia Field Roommate
  09/15/17
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black wrinkle electric furnace
  05/20/17
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pale corner gaping
  06/27/17
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black wrinkle electric furnace
  07/29/17
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pungent hilarious striped hyena
  10/01/17
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bateful codepig kitchen
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Multi-colored Station Scourge Upon The Earth
  01/29/18
where did he go
azure marvelous chapel death wish
  01/29/18
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buff french turdskin
  05/14/18
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bateful codepig kitchen
  08/16/18
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internet-worthy parlour
  01/25/19
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ferengi
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
chrome frisky orchestra pit hunting ground
  05/26/19
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fluffy pink faggot firefighter depressive
  08/08/19
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crusty hairraiser kitty
  02/19/20
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amber garrison masturbator
  08/27/21
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histrionic love of her life
  07/16/22
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elite pocket flask
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Boyish Karate
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
Zombie-like Crackhouse Preventive Strike
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Boyish Karate
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  11/14/26
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  11/14/26


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: carnelian area antidepressant drug

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Startling Space



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: vibrant ticket booth

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling temple



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: flesh swollen school

Jesus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: sickened locale

literally rofling

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Maize Magical Sex Offender

LOL just LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: big wild institution toilet seat

crying

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: violent sexy milk macaca



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: autistic goyim market



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Splenetic Laughsome Becky Dog Poop

lost my shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz foreskin trailer park



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy national security agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Cordovan Famous Landscape Painting Point



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: dashing well-lubricated sweet tailpipe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: dashing well-lubricated sweet tailpipe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Gay hot theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: amber garrison masturbator



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Massive travel guidebook

God I’m old.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling temple

cop

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling temple

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: vibrant ticket booth



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Wonderful alcoholic resort

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: pale corner gaping

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: odious messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: racy primrose office circlehead

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Contagious turquoise native

TITC xo career retrospective

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling temple

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Candlestick Maker Hospital



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling temple

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: pale corner gaping

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Poppy tanning salon

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: erotic senate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Glittery pearl mexican

how does he do it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: odious messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Crimson lay rigor

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Arrogant coral pozpig

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

lol friend of mine drove from ny to fl to see christinamodel

In only 13 years I will have an investment property paid off

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: odious messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: bateful codepig kitchen

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

FUCK Torts exam tomorrow morning haven't read SHIT HELP

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: twisted cerebral dilemma

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: 180 geriatric parlor

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Maize Magical Sex Offender

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: pale corner gaping

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: pale corner gaping

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: slate theater stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

Much love for the shout, Box.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: idiotic spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: pale corner gaping

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: 180 geriatric parlor

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: pale corner gaping

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: flickering university

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: pale corner gaping



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: slate theater stage



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: appetizing navy ape stage

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: slate theater stage



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring jew laser beams

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: autistic goyim market

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: pale corner gaping



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: odious messiness



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: autistic goyim market

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Poppy tanning salon

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

Genetic Defect: man born with deer head

HOLY FUCK NOT FLAME THERE IS A FUCKIN DEER IN MY HIOUSE



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: autistic goyim market

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz foreskin trailer park

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Poppy tanning salon

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Lascivious garnet party of the first part

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: odious messiness

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: odious messiness

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: floppy cumskin personal credit line

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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: excitant public bath

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: jag



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: comical hall potus

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: pale corner gaping



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Chestnut Library Place Of Business



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Seedy Knife

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Sepia Field Roommate

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Station Scourge Upon The Earth

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: azure marvelous chapel death wish

where did he go

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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: chrome frisky orchestra pit hunting ground

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Boyish Karate

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like Crackhouse Preventive Strike

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Boyish Karate

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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