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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
lol
trip sienna marketing idea property
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
Scarlet abusive boltzmann cuckold
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
trip sienna marketing idea property
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
Scarlet abusive boltzmann cuckold
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
Scarlet abusive boltzmann cuckold
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
Scarlet abusive boltzmann cuckold
  07/01/09
thansk
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
...
glittery dysfunction
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
Navy theater
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
henna pozpig
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
galvanic hall hissy fit
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
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  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
Alcoholic Sick Stag Film
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
Mentally impaired shaky milk office
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
Crusty apoplectic range
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
Bright sickened private investor mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
multi-colored stock car ladyboy
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
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  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
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  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
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  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
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  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
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  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
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  07/01/09
...
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  07/01/09
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swollen church dingle berry
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
Jade Rebellious Corn Cake Brethren
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
swollen church dingle berry
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
drab dashing plaza patrolman
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
swollen church dingle berry
  07/01/09
no
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
copper spectacular garrison
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
dull razzmatazz bawdyhouse coffee pot
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
Supple Sweet Tailpipe
  07/01/09
Great thread.
vigorous sexy stage incel
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
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  07/01/09
this is good work.
Crusty apoplectic range
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
swollen church dingle berry
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
Crusty apoplectic range
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
Crusty apoplectic range
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
Crusty apoplectic range
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
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  07/01/09
...
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  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
Bull headed whorehouse
  07/01/09
thanks?
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
A+ thread
excitant philosopher-king
  07/01/09
great flame
maniacal candlestick maker
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
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  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
Unhinged mental disorder
  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
khaki regret telephone
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
Bright sickened private investor mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
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  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
how romantic
khaki regret telephone
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
passionate maroon state fat ankles
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
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  07/01/09
dont think she did
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
fishy spot
  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
Geriatric sadistic death wish really tough guy
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
Geriatric sadistic death wish really tough guy
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
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Geriatric sadistic death wish really tough guy
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
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  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
swollen church dingle berry
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
swollen church dingle berry
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
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  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
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  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
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  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
blathering library
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/02/09
it's trash
bat shit crazy shrine wrinkle
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
pea-brained kink-friendly parlor
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
trip sienna marketing idea property
  07/02/09
......maybe...
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
pea-brained kink-friendly parlor
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
trip sienna marketing idea property
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
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  07/02/09
i will do that
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
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  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
passionate maroon state fat ankles
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
passionate maroon state fat ankles
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
passionate maroon state fat ankles
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
crystalline heaven
  07/06/09
156
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
crystalline heaven
  07/06/09
120
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
trip sienna marketing idea property
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
Boyish coldplay fan base
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
sticky cuck
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
Floppy slippery hell
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford
  07/06/09
yeah?
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford
  07/06/09
oh fuck
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
insanely creepy sanctuary
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
Floppy slippery hell
  07/07/09
...
swollen church dingle berry
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
swollen church dingle berry
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford
  07/09/09
...
blathering library
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
Insecure haunted graveyard reading party
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
Violet nowag old irish cottage
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
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  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
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  11/10/10
so what happened???
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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: trip sienna marketing idea property

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Scarlet abusive boltzmann cuckold

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

its been like 3 months

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: trip sienna marketing idea property

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Scarlet abusive boltzmann cuckold

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Scarlet abusive boltzmann cuckold

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Scarlet abusive boltzmann cuckold

Well, good luck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

thansk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: glittery dysfunction

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Navy theater

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

but i also want to keep the girl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: henna pozpig

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: galvanic hall hissy fit

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford

Is this Tropes?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: Alcoholic Sick Stag Film

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: Mentally impaired shaky milk office

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: Crusty apoplectic range

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Bright sickened private investor mad-dog skullcap

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: multi-colored stock car ladyboy

LOL

BREADPWND

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: painfully honest pale messiness meetinghouse

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: drab dashing plaza patrolman

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: marvelous indian lodge hairy legs

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: pearl market

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cyan people who are hurt

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry

tranny fucking?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Jade Rebellious Corn Cake Brethren

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry

pics of qt hipster girl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: drab dashing plaza patrolman

tmfcr man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

not outting myself or her

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: copper spectacular garrison

Say you were cured. It happens.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: dull razzmatazz bawdyhouse coffee pot

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Supple Sweet Tailpipe

please keep this flame going, tyia

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: vigorous sexy stage incel

Great thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: exciting ruby abode legal warrant

LMAo, ur such a playa

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Crusty apoplectic range

this is good work.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: Crusty apoplectic range

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Crusty apoplectic range

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

how do i find that out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Crusty apoplectic range

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Irradiated lay deer antler



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Bull headed whorehouse

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

thanks?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: excitant philosopher-king

A+ thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: maniacal candlestick maker

great flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: jet home windowlicker

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: Unhinged mental disorder

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: khaki regret telephone

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Bright sickened private investor mad-dog skullcap

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: passionate maroon state fat ankles

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: khaki regret telephone

how romantic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: passionate maroon state fat ankles

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Nighttime light hospital pisswyrm

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

dont think she did

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: fishy spot

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

yeah tat wouldnt work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Geriatric sadistic death wish really tough guy

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Geriatric sadistic death wish really tough guy

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Geriatric sadistic death wish really tough guy

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Geriatric sadistic death wish really tough guy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Yellow appetizing tattoo half-breed

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

chimay, dood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry

fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: thirsty ticket booth volcanic crater

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Twisted Keepsake Machete Associate

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: bat shit crazy shrine wrinkle

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: blathering library

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

wheat and carbs are delicious

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy shrine wrinkle

it's trash

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: pea-brained kink-friendly parlor

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: trip sienna marketing idea property

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

......maybe...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: pea-brained kink-friendly parlor

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: trip sienna marketing idea property

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: Gay lodge gaming laptop

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

i will do that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: Beta brass point

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: passionate maroon state fat ankles

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: passionate maroon state fat ankles

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: passionate maroon state fat ankles

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: crystalline heaven

"Gluten For Punishment"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

156

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: crystalline heaven

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

120

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: trip sienna marketing idea property

180^180 tyvm

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Boyish coldplay fan base

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: sticky cuck

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: Floppy slippery hell

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

celiac doesn't

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

yeah?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

oh fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: Floppy slippery hell

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: swollen church dingle berry



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: swollen church dingle berry

this was a good thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant step-uncle's house halford

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: blathering library



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Insecure haunted graveyard reading party

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Violet nowag old irish cottage

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Ungodly unholy location pistol

love this thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: insanely creepy sanctuary

TY dood! :)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: salmon hot crackhouse

so what happened???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2#50226824)