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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:15 PM
Author: sapphire casino

6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

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7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day's expenses

8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You're delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379818)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Bistre Well-lubricated Shrine Mad-dog Skullcap

Where are the Somali gangs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380852)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:47 AM
Author: Mustard Coiffed Messiness Pit

Right he forgot machine gunned to death by Appalachian technicals.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394740)



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Date: August 21st, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Lavender slimy dilemma

(actual 2012 Galveston)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21386864)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: Lavender slimy dilemma

how far is your car parked from your office

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21945976)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:16 PM
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(it is 1887)

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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle base

lmfao

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379838)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
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wouldnt we at least have tacocopters though

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379852)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Rusted laughsome theatre

11:30PM get arrested for violating Texas sodomy laws.

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Date: October 12th, 2012 12:05 PM
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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771448)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379867)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:32 PM
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10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

11PM You find a well-trafficked street corner and start selling your ass to passersby. This is the first time for you, but it won't be the last.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379930)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle base

180^180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379935)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: thriller crimson mexican incel

yeah bro, guys at my high school fell behind on payments to their police contractors all the time, it was NBD.

it's called personal responsibility.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379945)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle base

"7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. Holy shit, a gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold."

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21379946)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Rusted laughsome theatre

The gold theives would be punishesd through ostracism and social isolation and people in the community would refuse to do business with them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380204)



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Date: August 22nd, 2012 8:49 AM
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I lolled heartily, good sir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21394747)



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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#26449447)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Lavender slimy dilemma

An arbitrator needs a reputation for doing justice, an anarcho capitalist defense agency needs to actually do justice. Government courts do not need either one.

For all this to work, we need free markets and competition, thus enforcement areas must largely overlap, so that there is no monopoly of enforcement, and courts must be independent from enforcement organizations, and people must have reasonable grounds to believe they are independent from enforcement organizations, and it must be hazardous for any man to act as judge in his own cause. If enforcement or court monopolies arose, or exclusive cartels of enforcement or courts arose, anarcho capitalism would resemble industrial feudalism for those people who found themselves with little choice of enforcement.

Under Anarcho Capitalism enforcement is based on fealty and association, not on location.

If someone suffers an adverse judgment from a well respected court, and refuses to abide by that judgment, then the judgment will not automatically be enforced, but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him.

Courts are kept honest because they fear loss of respect, leading to loss of authority and thus revenue. Enforcement organizations generally, but not always, adhere to what the courts commend because they fear loss of respect, leading to violence from other enforcement organizations and loss of customers and clients.

It might happen that one enforcement organization preferred court X, and another preferred court Y, leading to the threat of expensive conflicts between these two organizations. If the courts are reasonably just, then both agencies would probably come to an agreement in advance as to which court to use in any future dispute that pitted clients of the two organizations against each other.

And if they did not agree, perhaps because one of the courts was thoroughly corrupt and biased in favor of the clients of the particular agency that wished to use it? Well then, it's war. But at least under anarcho-capitalism those who wish to make war must themselves pay the cost of war, which should make wars exceedingly rare. Since defence organizations do not "own" their clients and their client's property in the way that states own their subjects, they should have far less incentive to make war on each other than states do. If a defence organization wins a war, this means that its view of what law should mean is likely to prevail, but it does not directly gain wealth and power from winning a war in the way a state does. Other methods for determining law, or the interpretation and application of law, tend to be considerably cheaper.

Sometimes there would be conflicts. Perhaps Militia A might claim that Militia B was soft on crime. Militia B might claim that Militia A was lawless and violent.

If Militia A was lawless and violent, this would probably eventually bring it into conflict with other enforcement organizations, a conflict that would normally be resolved by the courts.

Militia A might reject the verdict of the courts, though this is unlikely. If it did it is likely that most of its clients would repudiate it, and the leadership of Militia A might very likely die.

The experience of the wild west was that bitter and prolonged conflict between enforcement organizations was very rare, but not totally unknown. Those cases that happened are alleged to result from persistent criminal behavior by one of the enforcement organizations, some say both.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21380214)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:42 PM
Author: Rusted laughsome theatre

"but his reputation is damaged in a fashion that makes it comparatively safe to use violence against him."

What if he he's located in belarus and protected by a private army of gurkhas and spetsnaz? Could the individual who's harmed by pollution from his smokestacks do anything about it?

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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:46 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Rusted laughsome theatre

Not flame: paultards will actually argue that Somalia makes the case for libertarianism, because living standards have improved moderately since they "got rid of their government."

Of course they neglect to mention that Mogadishu in the 1970s looked like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RSD2S7AqZD0/ToDY8crp-tI/AAAAAAAAEO4/59t8MuIz2Vw/s1600/Mogadishu1970s%25281%2529.jpg

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Date: October 12th, 2012 10:58 AM
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First, Somalia is not "libertarian".

Second, all you have succeeded in showing with this post is that government from 70-91 fucked up mightly and that its collapse has brought about improvements to the nation/city.

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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:04 AM
Author: Rusted laughsome theatre

Seems like the people who fucked up were the people who thought it was a good idea to overthrow the Somali government.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#21771145)



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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:07 AM
Author: beta death wish

huh? The country shit the bed under Barre. By the time the "overthrow" occurred, the damage to the country had already occurred.

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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:09 AM
Author: Rusted laughsome theatre

At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now.

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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:14 AM
Author: beta death wish

"At its nadir Somalia was better off before the civil war than it is now."

This is objectively not true. Forget the nadir, just pick the late 80s-91 (i.e. pre-civil war) and compare the QOL vs now. You will see that in basically all key measures (infant mortality, life expectancy, literacy, etc) Somalia is better now than it was then.

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Date: October 12th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Rusted laughsome theatre

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Author: trip becky

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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Titillating nudist kitty filthpig

To be fair,

*Erects strawman conflating mainstream pragmatic libertarian with hardcore anarcho-libertarian ideologue; pretends that all "libertarians" are hellbent on eliminating every single vestige of state power, up to and including public roads, public police forces, a public judiciary, etc.*

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To be fair,

Naw bro, I just prefer my scathing political humor to come from a place of truth. That's why liberal-friend-threading is so funny: we all know a bunch of super-sensitive faggots like that. I know a lot of libertarians, and very few of them get pissed about public roads, the existence of public police departments, etc.

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Date: December 15th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: Titillating nudist kitty filthpig

To be fair,

Government should be forced to rigorously justify its existence/intervention, or else it shouldn't exist/intervene. Justification stems from answering the simple two-part question of whether the government is both capable of doing a decent job and is needed in the first place (i.e., the private marketplace won't realistically solve this problem in an acceptable manner).

Public roads are clearly justified. Wasteful, ultra-nitpicky bullshit "regulations" that make it basically impossible for small businesses to succeed (and often arise from industry capture in the first plce), or "obscenity" laws that don't really do a goddamn thing except allow the government to prosecute people engaging in relatively unpopular free speech without even providing clear guidelines for what is/isn't constitutional, are clearly not. Most things fall in the middle, and require thoughtful individual evaulation.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2028055&forum_id=2#22255592)



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A majority of americans agree with this statement but disagree re the individual evaluations of government existence and intervention

the president has stated this principle before but obviously has a broader view of what problems government can and should "solve"

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