Date: January 11th, 2011 7:00 PM Author: Marvelous locale
i tried to thematize the colors by the "branch" of whokebianism (roughly jewdood, scat man, tennisdood, and lonestar). when branches combined i combined colors.
Date: January 11th, 2011 8:58 PM Author: Massive parlor doctorate
an arrow pulled from my quiver & shot into h ryder is too much of a reduction to stand. it was an enveloping poon, a curious cock, a fireworks display over the bay, & a denny's grand slam, extra bacon, thank you maam kind of thing. we were young, we were dumb, & we were fiending to cum. but i stumble from my point. there are no vapour trails, there are no boner jams, just arrows, not even bows. i've always avoided knowing my place. i always thought such thinking was very, very huang.
Date: January 11th, 2011 9:28 PM Author: appetizing rusted parlour people who are hurt
do u mean like the way that he slit open his own holes into littler people to make them open up to him so that they didn't even have to understand each other in order to perfectly know each other
Date: January 11th, 2011 10:47 PM Author: ruddy lodge
The square was teeming with a bustling throng of citizens, senators, and countrymen, all pressed towards the steps of the old court house, leaning ever-closer to hear the words of the great God-King Mogul VI. Word had spread quickly of the King's raid on the seaside Mod city, with wild rumors hastening through the city's lower district like flame through dry winter thatch that the great Modius Rowanus and her inner circle had at last been captured by the King's army. Despite the rumors, as the fiery-haired tyrant was marched through the square in chains the people gasped in disbelief at the sight; their disbelief was tempered with a dash of hope - hope that Modius Rowanus' unholy reign of terror over the citizens of Whokania would at last come to an end, should the Great God-King Mogul deem it so.
"Silence!" shouted the God King. The square immediately fell silent, the people fixated on the God-King's every word. "This woman is brought before the people of Whokania accused of waging war on the threads of my Kingdom. Many proud and brave Whokanian threads have fallen before this foul woman's cruel blade. The people of Whokania demand justice!"
The crowd erupted in a jubilant cry. For years, the threads of Whokania lived in fear of Rowanus and her Mod army, never knowing when or how they might become the victims of her heedless band of savage outlaws.
"My King! For her crimes against the hilarious threads of this Kingdom, the punishment under the laws of Whokania must be death!" shouted Gibreel Farishtus, the God-King's nephew and chancellor to the senate. An avalanche of applause and cheers rocked the marble square, the cries of the people sounding out the catharsis of thousands of oppressed and brutalized threads.
"What sayeth the courts?" inquired the God-King. The people's eyes all locked on Gatticus Finchus, high priest of the holy court, standing to Gibreel's left.
"My lord, the laws of Whokania are as he says. Should my lord find Modius Rowanus guilty of destroying innocent threads, her punishment shall be death." The crowd roared their support for the restless spirits that for years cried out from the netherboard for swift and cruel justice against their murderers.
"So be it." said the God-King. "But first, I shall not impose death without seeking the counsel of my cousin Tennis Doodius and his wise and aged father, the former Emperor Whokebius." Mogul turned and fixed his gaze upon former Emperor. The uprising of the Mogulians in late 2009 B.C. had seen Mogul dethrone the great Whokebius, uniting all of the Whokanian provinces into one Kingdom under his rule. Whokebius was a formidable adversary to Mogul's ascension, and thus Mogul saw fit to retain the former Emperor's counsel. It was this same calculated prudence and objectivity that allowed Mogul to rally the oft-warring country provinces against the capital city and secure the throne of Whokania, putting to death the entire legislature, who under the aging Whokebius had done nothing but r-thread for decades. The people of the city welcomed Mogul's invading armies, throwing roses on the streets as they entered this very square with the r-threading senators' heads on pikes.
Tennis Doodius leaned towards the ear of Whokebius and whispered the God-King's request. Whokebius, no longer able to speak, scrawled his response on a slip of paper and handed it to his son. Tennis Doodius glanced quickly at the paper and smirked. He walked over towards Mogul, knelt, and pressed the paper into his hand. "My lord, so sayeth my proud father, Emperor Whokebius."
Mogul glanced down into his fist and slowly unfolded the paper. The air was thick with tension, the crowd eagerly surveying the God-King's face, desperate for any sign of the verdict.
Mogul chuckled. The crowd let out an uncertain gasp. "So sayeth Whokebius," spake the God-King, reading the slip of paper, "'Whoomp, there it is.'"
The roar of the citizens of Whokania could be heard for miles in all directions.
Date: January 12th, 2011 10:26 AM Author: Marvelous locale
wocket and Le Tigre, actually
kinda weird. like i said, i wasn't quite sure about where to place you. i identified jewdood and lonestar as your progenitors and that made you purple - those were wocket's same forebears - and Le Tigre's were JBD and midnight cowboy, same colors as jewdood and lonestar and direct descendants of same
Date: January 12th, 2011 10:37 AM Author: Massive parlor doctorate
when i was younger father would take us out to the rolling field where the idea of earth began to make some sense to a little boy. one wondered what people had passed through the opening in the forest and what bones lay beneath the grass. it made me feel anxious and it still does, the first few reckonings with knowing one's mortality.
on one such jaunt, i asked father about the stars as night fell upon us. he traced the many constellations with his finger, of cancer and cassiopeia, of libra and leo. i remember thinking of the stars proximity to one another in those constellations, bound by some familial magnetism. i told father of these thoughts and he laughed.
'saul my boy, you see, though those stars may appear strung together by the outlines i traced for you and my father for me, they are far, far apart, and really, the stars of those constellations are closer to stars unrelated and unseen. look at those two, twinkling above the horizon,' he continued as he pointed toward a brilliant pair burning to the northwest, 'those two stars, fiercely alight and seemingly coupled are anonymous to one another, light years apart and galaxies removed. a boy just like you might stand upon the one and watch the twinkling of the other and gasp at the distance between, while you, here, imagine their tender proximity.'
it would years before i knew what the word proximity meant, or fully understood the vastness of a light year, the emptiness of our universe, and it would be years more before i scored acid as irie as that father and i dropped in the basement, being thrust into adventure in imagined openings, in imagined forests, to lay and imagine a whole series of stars in the sky.
Date: January 12th, 2011 10:49 AM Author: Marvelous locale
i only listed alts once. that's why joyshtick, hwaiting!, twist, Johann Whokebe, juan haiti, canadiandood, Karl Baedeker, Chemistry Man, Physics Man, snooze, xboxdood, Giraffe, tails, Jae Bui Dae, Kim Jong 3L, radek, japanese business casual, and others aren't listed
Date: January 12th, 2011 10:53 AM Author: Marvelous locale
it's not mcbeef - you know who mcbeef is, right? i believe someone came out as the whokster in another of our threads. i'm not sure radek was always an alt of one of the people listed but i know he has been recently.
Date: January 12th, 2011 11:12 AM Author: mind-boggling blathering gunner
i mean, sometimes i get alts, but the ones where its not saying more personal stuff or meaner stuff or trying to actually escape an old moniker make less sense. particularly where someone is doing similar work and i just want to give due credit. nevertheless edited above.
Date: January 12th, 2011 11:13 AM Author: Marvelous locale
i guess i'm not sure man. i didn't mean to make you edit. but like with mcbeef for example i gotta think he has a reason for having four different monikers, all famous, all 180s, of course. not sure about others. like for me it was just kind of chance.
Date: January 12th, 2011 11:16 AM Author: mind-boggling blathering gunner
no, i respect that and the only reason i put my assumption forth above is because i have no knowledge supporting it. i've kept plenty of alts close to the vest for FRIENDS over the years and am not even a poster who generally tries to figure these things out, it's just that i figured the whokster was mcbeef until i reread his praise of tw yesterday in the mmc album thread. mcbeef is no stranger to self-promotion, but he wouldn't do that i don't think.
Date: January 12th, 2011 11:23 AM Author: mind-boggling blathering gunner
well i agree that at this point in his career sarc deserves whatever honors and positions he seeks, just not sure it captures his contribution and lineage properly. i'm not certain where you'd put him. I guess it would have to be the lonestar camp, but there is a subversiveness that almost makes me think he'd be an orange blue hybrid and that sounds like brown.
Date: January 12th, 2011 11:25 AM Author: Marvelous locale
those turned out purple somehow, haha. anyway, i agree that sarc is well-versed in whokebianism but not a whokebian per se, almost like an agnostic scholar of the new testament.
Date: January 12th, 2011 11:20 AM Author: emerald partner
I'm not sure that I belong on the list dood. I am very much a disciple of whokebianism in several of its various and sundry forms, but I'm not sure that I've done much to expand the canon or influence current whokebians as it is.
Date: January 21st, 2011 5:22 PM Author: Trip milky double fault school cafeteria
I wouldn't put JBD aka aznaznazn as a whokebian, dawg. He's his own man. I would also say that Watchmen and He's the Scat Man be taken of the equation. They are a separate tree.
Date: January 21st, 2011 5:31 PM Author: Trip milky double fault school cafeteria
It's not absurd, dawg. JBD is his own group. I would venture to say people like nyuug, DijonKetchup (before he became ennis), SonicYouth, Mountain Dood (early years), He's the Scat Man, le tigre (early years) fall under JBD's group. I'm sure I'm missing some peeps, dawg.
Date: February 7th, 2011 9:38 PM Author: Marvelous locale
yeah i was told this a few times. i think i stopped this project, maybe i'll pick it back up a few times and clean up all the errors. i think it's basically the attidood arrow should point from askav instead
Date: February 13th, 2011 6:56 PM Author: swashbuckling resort
you should create some sort of whokebian astrological chart so we know what our 'type' means and what we should look for in potential romantic partners
Date: February 27th, 2011 8:25 AM Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp) Subject: major pwnage
I just realized that according to this genealogy, my father's side is from a cadet branch of lonestar tribe, while the mother is of jewdood heritage via clan JBD: which means I AM THE SPAWN OF AGWWG
Date: February 27th, 2011 8:54 AM Author: lurid anal narrative (lttp) Subject: to be pedantic
i think bloodacre and askav are of the same generation, that is, askav is not bloodacre's forefather. and I don't see any evidence in the historical record that Scott Walker fathered askav; I think swtp is a barren branch. Furthermore, JBD fathered both guy. and Watchmen; they are not father-son, but brothers. And Carl Spackler definitely has strong lonestar heritage.