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*holds the check up high for all to see*
Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 11:38 AM Author: Curious Milky Genital Piercing "Summers should know when they've been non-offered." "Would you, Dell? Would I?"
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Date: July 15th, 2010 3:47 AM Author: slippery theater There was a dream that was V10 Latham. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512196) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 6:52 AM Author: Arousing Hall (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512413) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:28 AM Author: Floppy Incel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15512886) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:24 AM Author: Floppy Incel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520173) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:28 AM Author: Floppy Incel Bob Dell: If you're very good, tomorrow night I'll tell you the story of Mark Flagel, who was betrayed by those closest to him, by his own blood. They whispered in dark corners and went out late at night and conspired and conspired but Mark Flagel knew they were up to something. He knew they were busy little bees. And one night he sat down with one of them and he looked at her and he said, "Tell me what you've been doing busy little bee or I shall layoffpwn those dearest to you. You shall watch as I spend their salaries at Tiffany's." And the emperor was heartbroken. The little bee had wounded him more deeply than anyone else could ever have done. And what do you think happened then, SA? SA: I don't know, Mr. Dell. Bob Dell: The little bee told him everything. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:32 AM Author: histrionic corner (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520243) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:30 AM Author: Floppy Incel Dave Gordon: I am required to lay off, so I lay off. That is enough. Bob Dell: That's enough for NY Biglaw, but not enough for Latham. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:38 AM Author: well-lubricated doobsian dysfunction (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520294) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:37 AM Author: well-lubricated doobsian dysfunction Bob Dell: [addressing his new recruits] I am Bob Dell! I shall be closer to you for the next few weeks, which will be the last of your miserable careers, than that bitch of a mother who first brought you screaming into this world! I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your layoffs. And just as your mother was there at your beginning, I shall be there at your end. And when you are fired - and be fired you shall - your transition will be to the sound of...
*clicks non-responsive*
Summer Associates... I salute you. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:42 AM Author: histrionic corner (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520330) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 12:53 AM Author: histrionic corner (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15520418) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 1:58 AM Author: Internet-worthy lavender athletic conference Flagel: Have I missed it? Have I missed the firing? Gordon: You have missed the layoffs entirely. Flagel: Sir, congratulations. I shall purchase a hundred Tiffany's sterling keys to honor your triumph. Gordon: Save your keys. Honor Dell. He Lathamed the associates. |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 2:13 AM Author: slippery theater Bob Dell: Won't you accept this great summer associate position that I have offered you? Above median student: With all my heart, no. |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 11:26 AM Author: Arousing Hall (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15604746) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Arousing Hall this thread is 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15604743) |
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Date: July 25th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: histrionic corner (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15608602) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 3:17 PM Author: insecure heady mad cow disease [SA receives no-offer, enters Bob Dell's office]
SA: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues: Wisdom, justice, fortitude and temperance. As I read the list, I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Mr. Dell. Ambition. That can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness, courage, perhaps not while reviewing documents, but... there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to the firm and to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn't want me for your Summer Associate.
Dell: Oh, Summer Associate. You go too far.
SA: I search the faces of the partners... for ways to please you, to make you proud. One kind word, one full hug... where you pressed me to your chest and held me tight. Would have been like the sun on my heart for a thousand years. What is it in me that you hate so much?
Dell: Shh, Summer Associate.
SA: All I've ever wanted was to live up to you, Dell. Father. [Dell gets down on his knees]
Dell: Summer Associate. Your faults as an employee are my failure as a father.
[They begin to hug]
SA: Dell. I would have butchered the whole SA class... if you would only love me!
[Dell begins to asphyxiate SA while they hug, SA grunts] |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 8:46 AM Author: odious mediation institution (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15669377) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 3:13 AM Author: Arousing Hall (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15707783) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 11:42 PM Author: Floppy Incel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15741753) |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 11:31 AM Author: geriatric step-uncle's house gay wizard A persian SA from HLS walks into Bob Dell's office . . .
Dell: You rode all the way from Harvard for free food and an offer?
SA: Listen carefully, Dell. Harvard conquers and controls everything it rests its eyes upon. HLS leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the callbacks dry. All the God-King Harvard requires is this: free food, and an offer. A token of Latham's submission to the will of Harvard.
Dell: An offer? Now that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it, DLA Piper has already no offered Harvard SAs. And if those shitlawyers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then . . . Latham has its reputation to consider.
SA: Choose your next words carefully, Dell, they may be your last as managing partner.
Dell: Free food and offers. You'll find plenty of them in public interest law.
SA: No man, partner or associate, threatens a Harvard SA. This is madness! This is blasphemy!
Dell: Madness? THIS. IS. LATHAM.
*kicks SA out the window* |
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Date: August 26th, 2010 12:01 PM Author: greedy dark useless brakes brethren On this day, we reach back to hallowed antiquity, to bring you a recreation of the second fall of the mighty Sherman and Sterling!... On the barren plain of Sutton Place, there stood the magna grads of the associate class. Ferocious gunners and law review editors from all T6 law schools, bent on merciless billing, partnership. Your managing partner is pleased to give you the associate horde! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1354377&forum_id=2#15885372) |
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