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Went to a wedding where the groom got straight up DEMOLISHED in speech
| light geriatric hell | 09/18/26 |
| Medicated electric parlour tank | 09/18/26 |
| thriller internet-worthy goyim | 09/18/26 |
| my dog can log into xo more often than I can | 09/18/26 |
| "in real life" | 09/18/26 |
| Swollen trip house | 09/18/26 |
| light geriatric hell | 09/18/26 |
| Swollen trip house | 09/18/26 |
| Nighttime public bath wrinkle | 09/18/26 |
| metal stirring university indirect expression | 09/18/26 |
| flatulent native | 09/18/26 |
| racy umber pistol | 09/18/26 |
| thriller internet-worthy goyim | 09/18/26 |
| laughsome glassy potus | 09/18/26 |
| honey-headed fat ankles | 09/18/26 |
| flatulent native | 09/18/26 |
| "in real life" | 09/18/26 |
| Exhilarant lodge ape | 09/18/26 |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:52 PM Author: light geriatric hell Groom is 5’10 and bride is 5’4. All of her exes were present. The bridesmaids whole speech started with the typical “sorry party so drunk hahahah”
Then she made everyone watch the screen. The lion king song started playing but not the one we’re used to. Not from the movie. It was a 180 song from the Broadway show (a pleasant surprise).
It’s called “They Live in You.” It was a song where Simba was being told that his dad and all the kings in the past live in you even though they’re dead. They’re guiding him from beyond.
Well the story wasn’t so “inspiring” for the groom. The montage was of all her past men she’s slept with or dated (a total of 4 minutes lol).
Then the bridesmaid says “Greg, all of Lindsay’s past men…they all live in you. They’re reaching out to you from beyond to treat Lindsay right. They’re guiding you. They’re teaching you about her and her needs and her body.”
The whole room clapped. Then she asked the men to stand up and come over and give Greg a pound. He stood there with a horse faced look and smile. Balding.
He makes $700k and has an inheritance of $15 million. |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:55 PM Author: Medicated electric parlour tank that song is in one of the remastered movie editions now, i watched it and was like the what fuck is this song, i dont remember this at all. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143315) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: thriller internet-worthy goyim It's also in the direct to video sequel, The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143322) |
Date: September 18th, 2026 8:54 PM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) heights of everyone involved? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143313) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:56 PM Author: "in real life" Was The Nordic Boy in attendance? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143317) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: Swollen trip house they're guiding you, they live in you (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143323) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: light geriatric hell “Let the men of her past guide you to be a better man.” (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143346) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:42 PM Author: Swollen trip house (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143378) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:43 PM Author: Nighttime public bath wrinkle actually they all live in her brain (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143379) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: metal stirring university indirect expression I really like it here (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143356) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM Author: flatulent native (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143422) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: racy umber pistol On a more real note, people don't realize that the Proud Boys are actually named from a musical number in the Aladdin musical on broadway. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143359) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: thriller internet-worthy goyim So that's why I saw so many virile young men standing at attention in the theater during that song. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143383) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: laughsome glassy potus I was at the same wedding holy shit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143381) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM Author: honey-headed fat ankles (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143419) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:22 PM Author: flatulent native (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143421) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: "in real life" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143457) |
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Date: September 18th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: Exhilarant lodge ape Balding. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905040&forum_id=2#50143425) |