Date: October 19th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: Arousing Boiling Water
Went to a school event on Saturday with the family. There was a teen with a mic and his friend filming with iphone "interviewing" people but actually just rage baiting. They went up to my wife and daughter and asked "Do you enjoy getting Thrucked?"
My wife, whose command of english is poor at best, was asking what they were saying, and my daughter didn't know either. The boys were laughing and kept asking it. And saying "she looks like she loves getting Thrucked".
They didn't notice me because I was trailing behind a little bit and I'm a different race than my wife and daughter. And I caught on immediately that they were meaning "throatfucked'. I used to run in gamer circles and know the lingo.
So I said "hey smart ass how about you interview me?". And he looked sheepish as hell. I'm a big guy, used to play HS football. I grabbed the gay little bluetooth clip on mic from him and dropped it on the ground and stomped on it. Then he tried to come for me and I physically slapped him as hard as I could. His friend said "come on Brayden, let's go."
Brayden was saying "you're going to jail you just assaulted a minor." Cops actually spoke to me and took my side. They won't be pressing charges. And the 2 kids are banned from school grounds.
Date: October 19th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Arousing Boiling Water
Outside linebacker & guard and I played all special teams too & once scored a legit kick return TD I had great speed for my size. Got recruited to play D3 college. Could have played FCS easily
Date: October 19th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: Confused cordovan jap
these kind of stories really warm my heart. i dream of slapping the fuck out of teenagers daily, like, wiping that smug tiktok smile off their almost hairless fat fucking faces