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painful reminder: Luke was 100% responsible for brutal death of Uncle Owen

and his aunt. he sneaked out of the house early that morn...
Cruel-hearted church building dysfunction
  12/19/15
Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars famil...
Low-t tanning salon sneaky criminal
  12/19/15
why was this fact left out of the movie?
Cruel-hearted church building dysfunction
  12/27/15
You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the...
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  12/27/15
i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when h...
Cruel-hearted church building dysfunction
  12/19/15
lmao
Cruel-hearted church building dysfunction
  12/27/15
as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotio...
Razzle-dazzle pink hairy legs
  12/27/15
That's because the new movie is garbage
bright idea he suggested gaping
  12/27/15
emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess
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  12/27/15
Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle...
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  12/27/15
He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive see...
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Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found ...
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Uncle Owen was holding him back
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  08/02/26
Luckily it's just a movie
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  08/02/26
Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15.
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  08/02/26


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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building dysfunction

and his aunt.

he sneaked out of the house early that morning in the family land-speeder to look for his escaped robots.

while he was gone, the stormtroopers came and torched his house and barbecued his Uncle/Aunt.

Aunt & Uncle could have escaped in the landspeeder if it had been there.

can you imagine Uncle Owen's horror as he and his wife ran to get into the landspeeder and then realized that Luke had taken it out joyriding, despite being admonished not to do so at dinner the previous evening?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29416770)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Low-t tanning salon sneaky criminal

Fair point, but you're ignoring the fact that the Lars family still owned a V-35 Courier

Sure it was a POS but it isn't like they didn't have a speeder

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29416782)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building dysfunction

why was this fact left out of the movie?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463053)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: ultramarine electric sex offender

You see it in the garage the night before when Luke uses the caller to find 3PO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463098)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building dysfunction

i bet he was speaking a little 'Bocci' at that point. when he realized Luke had fucked him right in the ass.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29416797)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted church building dysfunction

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463302)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pink hairy legs

as far as i can remember, they spent more time on the emotional fallout of the death of his aunt and uncle in IV than on the big death in VII.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463078)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: bright idea he suggested gaping

That's because the new movie is garbage

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463120)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pink hairy legs

emotions don't translate for international audiences i guess

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463237)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: exhilarant aqua rehab

Luke cared more about obiwan's death than his aunt and uncle's. Just goes to show you can raise a kid for 19 years and he still may not give a shit about you when your time comes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463132)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Iridescent Marvelous School Cafeteria



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463212)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: translucent ceo digit ratio

He didnt die. I thought he transcended experience. Ive seen light sabers work before, and never has the person disappeared after being struck. In fact, Luke himself lost his hand after being struck with a light saber.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463291)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:07 PM
Author: concupiscible bbw



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463142)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly library sandwich

Owen bought some shady-ass droids from jawas. When he found out R2 was probably stolen AND somehow connected to fucking obi-wan, he should have immediately scrubbed any evidence the droids had been there and probably also gone into hiding for a few weeks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463204)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz charcoal cruise ship new version



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#29463211)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Zippy soggy forum



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041800)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: sick buff heaven prole



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041810)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Light locale dingle berry

Uncle Owen was holding him back

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041808)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: geriatric galvanic corn cake famous landscape painting

Luckily it's just a movie

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041813)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: olive pea-brained sanctuary

Too bad the libs confiscated UO's AR-15.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3074901&forum_id=2#50041820)