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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
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  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
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  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
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  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
translucent casino scourge upon the earth
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
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  10/03/12
dat racis
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  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
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  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
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  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
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  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
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180
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  10/22/12
jesus....
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IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
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lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
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  10/03/12
prescient
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no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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he just bein' he
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most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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Dude has important emails to send out!
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haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
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This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
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  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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xo at its best
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  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
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  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
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  10/11/12
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Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
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  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
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  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
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in da HOUSE
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Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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lol
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Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
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  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
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  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
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  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
translucent casino scourge upon the earth
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
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  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
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  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
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  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
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they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
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  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
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http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
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Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
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RIP brother
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Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
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UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
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brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
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  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
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  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Dark newt nibblets
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
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  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
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  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
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  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
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  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
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  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
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  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
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  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
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  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
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  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
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  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
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  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
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  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
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  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
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  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
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  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
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  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
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  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
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  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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  12/09/12
Lies
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WTF!!!
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you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
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  12/09/12
180.
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lol
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predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
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  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
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Update?
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Second page!?
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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anyone heard anything about this?
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I would really like a follow up article
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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hippo is still there
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180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tantric home bbw

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tantric home bbw

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tantric home bbw

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Hyperventilating karate

dat racis

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Deranged Box Office

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: red garrison

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: buff gas station cumskin

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: onyx mother senate

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready peach stock car indian lodge

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Poppy vigorous puppy international law enforcement agency

jesus....

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Shivering school cafeteria

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Shivering school cafeteria

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Shivering school cafeteria

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Contagious Library



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25934454)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

prescient

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: dashing field



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: emerald locus laser beams

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: heady shimmering kitchen old irish cottage

no, it's very speciesist

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: High-end Mustard Candlestick Maker

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Awkward Misanthropic Area Sound Barrier

he just bein' he

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good background story business firm



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Startling trailer park



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Odious lodge

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: orchid milk

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Copper Mad Cow Disease

Dude has important emails to send out!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: pale space

haha ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: curious topaz messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: apoplectic clown

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: High-end Mustard Candlestick Maker

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: puce stage

das just opra filming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: supple snowy theater

170

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Sinister vivacious gaping goyim

xo at its best

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Still kinda worried about this guy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal histrionic piazza psychic

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Sinister vivacious gaping goyim

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: carnelian arousing center telephone

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible location

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Dull violent preventive strike

this was underrated

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Flirting Market



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Garnet talented chapel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: olive abode degenerate

in da HOUSE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: multi-colored plaza azn

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Contagious Library

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Dark newt nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Queen Of The Night Therapy

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Godawful meetinghouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: supple snowy theater

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: spruce address

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible location



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Submissive Bearded Striped Hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: cerebral transparent blood rage

but enough about my wife...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: kink-friendly ruby hall ratface

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

RIP brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: at-the-ready peach stock car indian lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: iridescent heaven boistinker

This is what American men call golf.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: fear-inspiring tantric home bbw

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: olive abode degenerate

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood Forum Main People

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy spectacular water buffalo elastic band

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: lake knife legend

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Thriller Painfully Honest Fortuitous Meteor Doctorate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: passionate dog poop community account



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring henna tank

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: High-end Mustard Candlestick Maker

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: drab corn cake dilemma

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: gay irate turdskin



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Bisexual Greedy Public Bath

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: red garrison

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic azure roommate

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Dark newt nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: deep office death wish

Lies

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Dark newt nibblets

WTF!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: underhanded boltzmann resort

you should sue, bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: disgusting glittery church building



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible location



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Copper Mad Cow Disease

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

180.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Indigo swashbuckling halford mexican

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: nyuug

predictable, but still lulzy

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Nubile brethren

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: nudist toaster pozpig



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: translucent casino scourge upon the earth

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: curious topaz messiness

Update?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Jet orchestra pit prole



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: curious topaz messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: carnelian arousing center telephone

Second page!?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness

I want a fucking update.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: passionate dog poop community account



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: 180 crackhouse



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Submissive Bearded Striped Hyena



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Ebony duck-like shitlib mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: lilac insecure point

Has the hippo tired?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Amethyst Step-uncle's House New Version

update?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: brass irradiated ticket booth voyeur



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: trip goal in life



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: charismatic national pistol



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: claret fragrant idiot

Is the hippo still chillin??

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Comical Trust Fund Volcanic Crater

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Garnet talented chapel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Ebony duck-like shitlib mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: ivory place of business

Any updates?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: very tactful aphrodisiac whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Dull violent preventive strike



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: at-the-ready peach stock car indian lodge



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: curious topaz messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: titillating ceo base

anyone heard anything about this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: underhanded boltzmann resort



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: lilac insecure point

I would really like a follow up article

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Godawful meetinghouse

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Godawful meetinghouse

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Bisexual Greedy Public Bath

lets do this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Green corner roast beef

hippo is still there

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: deep office death wish

gots to get mine ofs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Green corner roast beef

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: ivory place of business



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: laughsome arrogant tattoo yarmulke

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Fuchsia hairraiser generalized bond brunch



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: dashing field



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: up-to-no-good background story business firm

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Charcoal lettuce



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Lascivious milky depressive stead

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Garnet talented chapel



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: provocative maroon tanning salon



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible location



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Low-t lime selfie ape



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: curious topaz messiness



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Angry bawdyhouse



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Fuchsia hairraiser generalized bond brunch

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Crystalline site



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: red garrison



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: sable principal's office marketing idea



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: trip goal in life

Update?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Hot electric deer antler

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness

the latest?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: sable principal's office marketing idea

op literally died before the hippo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness

update?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Flushed Dingle Berry Property

The hippo has not yet tired

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: amber university feces



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: clear exhilarant school circlehead

He impregnated the hippo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Unhinged macaca jewess



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Range Travel Guidebook



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness

where are we on this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: rose vibrant temple



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: doobsian menage

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: charismatic national pistol

update?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: High-end Mustard Candlestick Maker

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: charismatic national pistol

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: curious topaz messiness



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: High-end Mustard Candlestick Maker

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: sable principal's office marketing idea

OP died

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2#45349179)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: rose vibrant temple



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: curious topaz messiness

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: mauve splenetic black woman den



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