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Prole & Elite — But Not UMC — Tell: Boat Ownership

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haunting comical hall
  09/06/26
Not really. If you are including boats that you actually use...
cobalt hairless messiness pozpig
  09/06/26
In are country people just keep boats on their front lawn. T...
haunting comical hall
  09/06/26
why would they spend $1k/month to keep a boat at some marina...
Lascivious Confused Area
  09/06/26
lol at keeping a 25-35 ft ocean-going power boat at your hou...
cobalt hairless messiness pozpig
  09/06/26
bros keep 21-22ft searays and shit at their house all the ti...
Lascivious Confused Area
  09/06/26
yeah good point. a lot of them are MC enthusiasts too not UM...
cobalt hairless messiness pozpig
  09/06/26
Here in FL some have boat garages (they're bigger than regul...
titillating weed whacker
  09/06/26
If you only use the boat occasionally seems like it could be...
cobalt hairless messiness pozpig
  09/06/26
1k/month lol maybe 20 years ago
Hairraiser round eye
  09/07/26
An old aluminum fishing boat on a trailer, a bass boat, or a...
cobalt hairless messiness pozpig
  09/06/26
It's too expensive for UMC
cyan forum chad
  09/06/26
No. Have known plenty of people who are UMC who have this. W...
cobalt hairless messiness pozpig
  09/06/26
Bro the UMC guy who does that ends up with No College Fund f...
Puce Senate Friendly Grandma
  09/07/26
i'm umc and wouldn't dream spending even close to that to do...
electric casino
  09/07/26
I'm umc btw
cyan forum chad
  09/07/26
If I was rich I would seriously consider getting into one of...
Thriller Stage Stain
  09/06/26
Hulls No. 3, ljl
Thriller Stage Stain
  09/06/26
Tons of UMC people have boats. My parents had one for like ...
titillating weed whacker
  09/06/26
cq
Hilarious talented persian becky
  09/07/26
Op is a matzo kike who grew up in one of the Jewish rape tun...
vivacious black woman
  09/07/26
Prole rich family staying in the house next to us on the lak...
stubborn bateful legend meetinghouse
  09/07/26
Wonder if they bothered to have insurance.
azure philosopher-king ladyboy
  09/07/26


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Date: September 6th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: haunting comical hall



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119499)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: cobalt hairless messiness pozpig

Not really. If you are including boats that you actually use on the ocean and not some shit you row on a fishing pond it is UMC. Have you ever seen the gas bills, insurance, and bills to keep the boat at the marina?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119504)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: haunting comical hall

In are country people just keep boats on their front lawn. They don’t have marinas.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119506)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Lascivious Confused Area

why would they spend $1k/month to keep a boat at some marina when they could keep it at their house?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119511)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: cobalt hairless messiness pozpig

lol at keeping a 25-35 ft ocean-going power boat at your house. so trailer, launch ramp etc every time you use it?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119518)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Confused Area

bros keep 21-22ft searays and shit at their house all the time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119522)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: cobalt hairless messiness pozpig

yeah good point. a lot of them are MC enthusiasts too not UMC, which cuts against the OP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119529)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: titillating weed whacker

Here in FL some have boat garages (they're bigger than regular garages to accommodate a boat on a trailer).

Keep in mind, they might pay for dockage occasionally but they won't pay it year around. That seems like too much trouble to me but it isn't unreasonable.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119575)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: cobalt hairless messiness pozpig

If you only use the boat occasionally seems like it could be reasonable.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119580)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser round eye

1k/month lol

maybe 20 years ago

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50120479)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: cobalt hairless messiness pozpig

An old aluminum fishing boat on a trailer, a bass boat, or a beat-up runabout can be prole. But a boat kept at a marina that is ocean capable is usually UMC. You are going to be paying like 30-50K per year for it. Maybe 20K minimum if its tiny and you barely take it out. Not many people are paying that for a boat on less than UMC salary.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119512)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: cyan forum chad

It's too expensive for UMC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119564)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: cobalt hairless messiness pozpig

No. Have known plenty of people who are UMC who have this. Why wouldn't a single guy who makes 200K per year be able to afford 30K per year? Its only becoming insane to afford anything more recently. Boomers who made like 150K per year owned small planes and shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119574)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Puce Senate Friendly Grandma

Bro the UMC guy who does that ends up with No College Fund for his kids. UMC think about OCI starting early af. That’s where the Prep Clique comes from. Preparation for OCI.

Prole guy will absolutely spend everything he has and he’s divorced anyway and only sees the kids every fortnight so YOLO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50120360)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: electric casino

i'm umc and wouldn't dream spending even close to that to dock a boat, come on

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50121073)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: cyan forum chad

I'm umc btw

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50121365)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Thriller Stage Stain

If I was rich I would seriously consider getting into one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRfZg3f2Scw&t=328s

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119515)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Thriller Stage Stain

Hulls No. 3, ljl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119517)



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Date: September 6th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: titillating weed whacker

Tons of UMC people have boats. My parents had one for like 20 years. Bayliner basically exists so MMC and UMC people can easily afford a boat.

Also, how do boat clubs factor into this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50119581)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Hilarious talented persian becky

cq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50120468)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: vivacious black woman

Op is a matzo kike who grew up in one of the Jewish rape tunnels in Brooklyn. He now lives in Ohio and is mystified by the flag on a mailbox. Please ignore his musings on americana

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50120493)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: stubborn bateful legend meetinghouse

Prole rich family staying in the house next to us on the lake this year had a $600K MasterCraft wakeboarding boat

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50121041)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: azure philosopher-king ladyboy

Wonder if they bothered to have insurance.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5901158&forum_id=2#50121502)