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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
Supple stage feces
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
Supple stage feces
  07/27/17
fair enough
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
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at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  07/27/17
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tripping hyperventilating forum goal in life
  07/27/17
jfc
propecia mathematica
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richard clock
  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
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dashing potus church building
  07/28/17
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Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/28/17
I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere A...
Costumed ultramarine sandwich
  07/28/17
nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
chartreuse alcoholic orchestra pit mother
  07/28/17
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startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent m...
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MAGA's Prolapsed Anus
  10/08/26
dude this is sad
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  07/27/17
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  07/28/17
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  07/28/17
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startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  12/08/17
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laughsome useless brakes lettuce
  07/28/17
Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man i...
Motley umber dilemma
  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya...
Motley umber dilemma
  07/27/17
"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do ...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why,...
Motley umber dilemma
  07/27/17
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Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for ...
mind-boggling bespoke degenerate
  07/27/17
trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who i...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
at least he wont increase the bar tab
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jag
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Lime roast beef
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ponyboy curtis
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  07/31/17
jesus christ!!!
light dingle berry
  07/27/17
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gold crawly brethren sanctuary
  07/28/17
is ironside not attending?
at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
WHAT THE FUCK?????
sepia stimulating abode circlehead
  07/27/17
You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad wou...
spectacular cruel-hearted set telephone
  07/27/17
no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non gra...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and wh...
spectacular cruel-hearted set telephone
  07/27/17
...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG...
Motley umber dilemma
  07/27/17
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Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
gay hissy fit stock car
  07/27/17
Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do...
Ebony Charismatic Box Office
  07/28/17
absolutely not edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do th...
richard clock
  07/27/17
Then what's the solution?
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
Hitler had one
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  07/27/17
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gold crawly brethren sanctuary
  07/28/17
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mind-boggling bespoke degenerate
  07/28/17
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startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
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  07/28/17
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startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  10/04/18
Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then li...
Ebony Charismatic Box Office
  07/28/17
Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
richard clock
  07/27/17
fuck, man
at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  07/27/17
hahahaha
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/28/17
I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extende...
sapphire wonderful rehab pozpig
  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
jag
  07/27/17
True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she alw...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
razzmatazz violent masturbator
  07/27/17
i nominate phineasgage
richard clock
  07/27/17
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propecia mathematica
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at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  07/27/17
lol jfc
Overrated reading party
  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wed...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
lurid anal narrative
  07/28/17
omg yes please. Also live stream.
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  07/28/17
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Magenta Exciting Sex Offender Principal's Office
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awkward fishy range scourge upon the earth
  10/04/18
Cr. I'd do this for DBG.
ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
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Garnet greedy toilet seat
  07/28/17
Sad thread
passionate giraffe
  07/27/17
One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
at-the-ready faggot firefighter
  07/28/17
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Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket ...
heady stag film cuckold
  07/28/17
you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
Erotic plaza
  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
Erotic plaza
  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
Erotic plaza
  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
Snowy voyeur
  07/28/17
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Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
If you're going to "provide content," it's this he...
Snowy voyeur
  07/28/17
...
geriatric dopamine
  07/28/17
yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensiti...
sepia stimulating abode circlehead
  07/28/17
wow
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
Lmao who the fuck are you people
richard clock
  07/28/17
Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!
dashing potus church building
  07/28/17
hahahaha wow holy shit
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/28/17
dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us he...
sepia stimulating abode circlehead
  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
geriatric dopamine
  07/28/17
holy shit talk about burying the lede
spectacular cruel-hearted set telephone
  07/28/17
jesus fucking christ
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/28/17
JFC
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
Is this flame?
Medicated 180 stead electric furnace
  07/28/17
What the fuck
shimmering excitant therapy area
  07/28/17
...
richard clock
  07/28/17
Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully ...
shimmering excitant therapy area
  07/28/17
...
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
LMAO
topaz university police squad
  07/28/17
LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/28/17
I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd...
cerise doctorate
  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
Iridescent Mood
  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
topaz university police squad
  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
topaz university police squad
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had f...
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/28/17
...
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
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concupiscible azn
  07/28/17
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startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  09/14/17
man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "frie...
topaz university police squad
  07/28/17
...
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. i...
topaz university police squad
  07/28/17
i dont use FB. i have plenty of shul friends but they're ...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
180000
salmon associate
  07/28/17
brutal thread
Maize vigorous legal warrant public bath
  07/28/17
Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's presti...
laughsome useless brakes lettuce
  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
splenetic den death wish
  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
splenetic den death wish
  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best...
Bright lodge
  07/28/17
cr
topaz university police squad
  07/28/17
...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
Brindle Talking Address
  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
lol dude
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
Brindle Talking Address
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
topaz university police squad
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
heady stag film cuckold
  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
Supple stage feces
  07/28/17
...
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just lik...
chartreuse alcoholic orchestra pit mother
  07/28/17
I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
Lime roast beef
  07/28/17
...
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
...
trip ruddy office
  07/28/17
well, people understand why the best man didn't show up. ...
Effete new version heaven
  07/28/17
thought Ironside was bestman
high-end chapel main people
  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
Effete new version heaven
  07/28/17
Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
Effete new version heaven
  07/28/17
...
sepia stimulating abode circlehead
  07/28/17
but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
Effete new version heaven
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
sepia stimulating abode circlehead
  07/28/17
pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
Effete new version heaven
  07/28/17
my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
Effete new version heaven
  07/28/17
ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> ...
sepia stimulating abode circlehead
  07/28/17
ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way...
sepia stimulating abode circlehead
  07/28/17
fucking the 1st dotter?
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
...
massive location international law enforcement agency
  07/28/17
...
richard clock
  07/28/17
If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend...
flesh fighting theater
  07/28/17
BJC
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
it's funny but true big dicks are about the only way to tra...
Ebony Charismatic Box Office
  07/28/17
...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
bipolar gas station foreskin
  07/28/17
There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
bipolar gas station foreskin
  07/28/17
No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
bipolar gas station foreskin
  07/28/17
What's a priest? a Cohen?
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
lurid anal narrative
  07/28/17
This thread is like a zero shot kill
spectacular cruel-hearted set telephone
  07/28/17
...
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  07/28/17
...
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/28/17
...
propecia mathematica
  07/28/17
...
ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
...
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  08/17/17
...
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  08/28/17
All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a lapt...
Violet affirmative action site
  07/28/17
Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sis...
aromatic piazza
  07/28/17
nope
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
dashing potus church building
  07/28/17
I'm surprised you had to ask this.
fragrant institution
  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/28/17
that's what this thread is for.
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
...
Garnet greedy toilet seat
  07/28/17
*bites lower lip* right in the feels!
razzmatazz violent masturbator
  07/28/17
...
awkward fishy range scourge upon the earth
  07/28/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=1...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/28/17
UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<&...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/30/17
That's the right call
splenetic den death wish
  07/30/17
it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate familie...
Cracking copper nibblets
  07/30/17
...
Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction
  07/30/17
...
startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  10/04/18
...
salmon associate
  10/08/26
Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends
Translucent temple
  10/08/26
this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came t...
salmon associate
  10/08/26


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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Supple stage feces

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Supple stage feces

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

fair enough

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready faggot firefighter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870392)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: tripping hyperventilating forum goal in life



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871063)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871096)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871329)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: dashing potus church building



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871924)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872740)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Costumed ultramarine sandwich

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic orchestra pit mother

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873994)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Costumed ultramarine sandwich

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: flesh fighting theater



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873951)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Lime roast beef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: balding misanthropic elastic band center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873958)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Garnet greedy toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876396)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: Histrionic Naked Garrison Shitlib



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#37463063)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177860)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Medicated 180 stead electric furnace

dude this is sad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: Razzle mint locus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873889)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Lime roast beef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873956)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: balding misanthropic elastic band center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes lettuce



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Motley umber dilemma

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Motley umber dilemma

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Motley umber dilemma

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling bespoke degenerate

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Electric Station Haunted Graveyard

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: diverse shrine rigpig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling bespoke degenerate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Overrated reading party



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready faggot firefighter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: Razzle mint locus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Lime roast beef



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: balding misanthropic elastic band center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: pearl shivering brunch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: light dingle berry

jesus christ!!!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: gold crawly brethren sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready faggot firefighter

is ironside not attending?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: sepia stimulating abode circlehead

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted set telephone

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted set telephone

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: Motley umber dilemma

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: gay hissy fit stock car

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Ebony Charismatic Box Office

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

Then what's the solution?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: gay hissy fit stock car

Hitler had one

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: gold crawly brethren sanctuary



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: mind-boggling bespoke degenerate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: balding misanthropic elastic band center



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: shaky ivory filthpig tank



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Electric Station Haunted Graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Ebony Charismatic Box Office

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Oh, what a friend!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready faggot firefighter

fuck, man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction

hahahaha

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: sapphire wonderful rehab pozpig

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag

Not turd enough

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz violent masturbator

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

i nominate phineasgage

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: passionate giraffe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Overrated reading party



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant native



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready faggot firefighter



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: Overrated reading party

lol jfc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative (rap parody)

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: dashing potus church building

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Magenta Exciting Sex Offender Principal's Office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: awkward fishy range scourge upon the earth



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Garnet greedy toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: passionate giraffe

Sad thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: at-the-ready faggot firefighter

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: heady stag film cuckold

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Erotic plaza

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Erotic plaza

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Erotic plaza

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Snowy voyeur

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Snowy voyeur

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: geriatric dopamine



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: sepia stimulating abode circlehead

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor

wow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: dashing potus church building

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction

hahahaha wow holy shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: sepia stimulating abode circlehead

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: geriatric dopamine

probably very relevant

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted set telephone

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction

jesus fucking christ

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor

JFC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Medicated 180 stead electric furnace

Is this flame?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: shimmering excitant therapy area

What the fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: shimmering excitant therapy area

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: topaz university police squad

LMAO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: cerise doctorate

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Iridescent Mood

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: topaz university police squad

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: topaz university police squad

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

*who are coming to are country

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: concupiscible azn



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: topaz university police squad

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: topaz university police squad

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: salmon associate

180000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Maize vigorous legal warrant public bath

brutal thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: laughsome useless brakes lettuce

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: splenetic den death wish

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: splenetic den death wish

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Bright lodge

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: topaz university police squad

cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Brindle Talking Address

who is giving a speech for you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction

lol dude

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Brindle Talking Address

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: topaz university police squad

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: heady stag film cuckold

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Supple stage feces

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: chartreuse alcoholic orchestra pit mother

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Lime roast beef

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: trip ruddy office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: Effete new version heaven

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: high-end chapel main people

thought Ironside was bestman

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Effete new version heaven

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Effete new version heaven

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: sepia stimulating abode circlehead



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Effete new version heaven

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: sepia stimulating abode circlehead

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: Effete new version heaven

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: Effete new version heaven

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: sepia stimulating abode circlehead

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: sepia stimulating abode circlehead

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

fucking the 1st dotter?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: massive location international law enforcement agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: flesh fighting theater

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

BJC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Ebony Charismatic Box Office

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: bipolar gas station foreskin

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: bipolar gas station foreskin

Is the MOH making a speech?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: bipolar gas station foreskin

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: lurid anal narrative (rap parody)

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: spectacular cruel-hearted set telephone

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Violet affirmative action site

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: aromatic piazza

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

nope

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: dashing potus church building

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: fragrant institution

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (primer: https://youtu.be/LMbI6sk-62E)

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

that's what this thread is for.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Garnet greedy toilet seat



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz violent masturbator

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: awkward fishy range scourge upon the earth



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

DBG's best man reading his firm bio during speech

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: splenetic den death wish

That's the right call

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Cracking copper nibblets

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac dysfunction



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: startling cowardly trump supporter fortuitous meteor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: salmon associate



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177856)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Translucent temple

Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177858)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: salmon associate

this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came tumbling out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50178158)