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Devastating, irrefutable proof that Doodikoff "lost the gen"
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Date: November 14th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad I was at Walmart yesterday, and on a whim I decided to check out the gaming section, which I hadn't done in a long time. And oh what I found!
First we have Nintendo, stretching wider than the camera can capture, three full cabinet sections illuminated by vibrant backlighting mirroring the vibrancy of its ecosystem:
Then we have Sony. Not quite Nintendo-level, but still decidedly . . . alive. Still healthy. Still a viable console that the "mature" crowd can make a case for. Two full cabinet sections, filled to the brim with exclusives:
Finally, we have XBOX, and I'll just go straight to the pic because words cannot convey the utter devastation and humiliation:
Seven *chuckles* games, not one exclusive, not one with the slightest hint of originality. Two 2k games, two EA sports games, two Call of Duty, and the final hidden game is Assassin's Creed. Not a single Halo game, nothing Microsoft-published, not even the smallest totem of "Xbox" as a brand. Indeed, these games are only here at all as a result of third-party pull ... somehow the third parties have more pull than a Big 3 console maker. And below these "games," a few consoles, and below that ... empty shelf space. Having some vestige of a real game section wasn't worth it even when the real estate was readily available.
This is an absolute extinction-level event. The Dreamcast died with dignity. Even the Sega Saturn looked a lot better than this in its last days. Indeed, the once-mighty Xbox is now trading blows with pariahs like the Atari Jaguar, Virtual Boy, and Phillips CDI. That first day of innocence, when Doodikoff ran huffing and puffing to the back of Walmart only to come away empty-handed and console-less--I wonder if he could have possibly conceived that things would turn out this way. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258623) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: margit why even bother to lock the case? it's laughable. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259060) |
Date: November 14th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258926) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: cowgod 😂 what a Joke (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258932) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: hex absolutely devastating (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258945) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: ferengi (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258948) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ( ) ✋ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258949) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: cowgod Super Mario JRPG (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258956) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: cowgod (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258954) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: margit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258988) |
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329rSicrdzF3Y5X2PfkK2Rqz4BDzPrNSxn Date: November 14th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Great thread.
Lol at the xbox "games" goyball and goyshooters (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50258993) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad They can't even get a Halo game on the shelves. Master Chief exists in display banners only. Note that they even actually have a brand new Halo to sell, but it flopped so hard they won't even put it in the store. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259029) |
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329rSicrdzF3Y5X2PfkK2Rqz4BDzPrNSxn Date: November 14th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Halo was a US govt funded project to train young men to fight in the global wars on terror. Knew a guy in the navy seals who killed 4 taliban with a plasma grenade. Once DoD funding stopped it could not compete (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259040) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: margit doodikoff has seen the error of his ways and has recently acquired a 5070. hopefully he will defeat margit by the end of the year. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259012) |
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329rSicrdzF3Y5X2PfkK2Rqz4BDzPrNSxn Date: November 14th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe He still hasn't beaten Metroid Dread iirc (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259023) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ( ) Is that Game considered Hard? cowshit insists that Nintendo never made hard games (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259025) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: cowgod I beat it on the hard mode nbd and actual hard games scare me. Like I'm going nowhere near the Elden Ring expansions or Sekiro or most Genesis games. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259036) |
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329rSicrdzF3Y5X2PfkK2Rqz4BDzPrNSxn Date: November 14th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Tedious but not hard imo the stealth mechanic is just diabolical (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259042) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: cowgod It’s not even tedious. Whenever that robot thing catches you, you reload in the same spot.
“Tedious” would mean a lengthy as fuck Boss Runbacks such as in Silksong (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259095) |
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329rSicrdzF3Y5X2PfkK2Rqz4BDzPrNSxn Date: November 14th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Not true, it starts you over (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259110) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: cowgod Like 5 seconds away. You people just suck badly at games.
Team Cherry makes you run back for 8 minutes and you praise it (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259116) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: michael doodikoff Backlog IIRC (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259090) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: michael doodikoff 5070ti actually
Arriving Monday (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259097) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: michael doodikoff Devastating I know.
I have admitted my error (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259093) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: cowgod Fine, I Lost the Gen (OYT) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922543&forum_id=2#50259109) |