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Religiousmos - You agree that Noah's Ark is a horror story, right?

Imagine the sweetest, lovingest, and most innocent child tha...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
god killed everyone but noach bc they were pure shit
french state
  10/27/26
Even babies and small children were "wicked"? H...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
yes, absolutely. babies with shit genes should be slaughtere...
french state
  10/27/26
(totally hinged response)
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
Pretty much all of the Old Testament stories are horror stor...
MASE
  10/27/26
my favorite is the revenge against shechem
french state
  10/27/26
Petty as fuck horror stories at that. What the fuck did t...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
bad things happen to conventional "innocents" ever...
MASE
  10/27/26
doesnt matter if he deserved it or not. who said god has to ...
french state
  10/27/26
You: "God doesn't have to be fair" Also yo...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
poor rc? where itt did i say god is a loving god?
french state
  10/27/26
So God created Humans knowing that they would rebel against ...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
he wanted them to not rebel against them. humans have free w...
french state
  10/27/26
Because the Bible scripture says he has the power to stop a ...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
how is everybody getting on boat, sailing around for 40 days...
Multi-colored senate
  10/27/26
the horror was noah's kids drunkenly assraping him afte...
french state
  10/27/26
by "everybody" do you mean only 8 people while MIL...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
have you ever seen what an angel was actually supposed to lo...
At-the-ready arousing location
  10/27/26
But the world is God's creation. Why did he create H...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
yeah, there are all kinds of inconsistencies obviously. let ...
At-the-ready arousing location
  10/27/26
why is this difficult? god wanted beings with free will who ...
french state
  10/27/26
"God wanted beings with free will" God specific...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
this is because OT god is an inferior god from the NT god. m...
Histrionic hideous range selfie
  10/27/26
Neither of them thought it'd be a smart idea to leave b...
thirsty odious hairy legs spot
  10/27/26
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  10/28/26


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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

Imagine the sweetest, lovingest, and most innocent child that you know.

Now imagine them drowning to death as Noah floats by in his ostentatious Ark.

You think Noah saw the millions of Humans desperately clinging to the bottom of his Ark and was like, "Welp, that'll make for some good shark food"

Or do you think he used some of the bloated bodies to feed the lions and tigers on board?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206543)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: french state

god killed everyone but noach bc they were pure shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206549)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

Even babies and small children were "wicked"?

How does that make any sense?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206568)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: french state

yes, absolutely. babies with shit genes should be slaughtered. bible is filled with examples of killing every last woman and child of a population. same reason we should kill every last woman and child in gaza.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206581)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

(totally hinged response)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206719)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: MASE

Pretty much all of the Old Testament stories are horror stories.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206552)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: french state

my favorite is the revenge against shechem

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206558)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

Petty as fuck horror stories at that.

What the fuck did the Firstborn of Egypt due to deserve being wiped out in one night just because of beef between Pharoah and God.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206566)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: MASE

bad things happen to conventional "innocents" every day

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206584)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: french state

doesnt matter if he deserved it or not. who said god has to be fair? it was all part of god's master plan.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206586)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:49 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

You: "God doesn't have to be fair"

Also you: "God is a loving God!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206710)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: french state

poor rc? where itt did i say god is a loving god?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206712)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

So God created Humans knowing that they would rebel against him (numerous times) and that he'd send them to Sheol/Hell as a "Part of his Plan"?

Seems like you're describing a psychopath.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206718)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: french state

he wanted them to not rebel against them. humans have free will. why is this hard?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206730)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

Because the Bible scripture says he has the power to stop a Human from committing sin. "I also withheld thee from sinning against me." (Gen 20:6)

The Bible points to NUMEROUS TIMES God directly intervened to stop a Human from committing a sin like adultery or murder.

King Abelmelich (Gen 20:3-6)

David (1 Samuel 25:26-34)

Abraham (Gen 22:10-12)

Saul (1 Samuel 19:18-24)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206739)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored senate

how is everybody getting on boat, sailing around for 40 days then getting off boat a horror?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206585)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: french state

the horror was noah's kids drunkenly assraping him after that

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206589)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

by "everybody" do you mean only 8 people while MILLIONS of people drowned to death?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206711)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: At-the-ready arousing location

have you ever seen what an angel was actually supposed to look like? it ain't no dude in white robes with wings. looks like a lovecraftian monster.

your point is dumb though, of course religion deals in horror, that's the whole point that this world is Fallen and we must Transcend. I say this as a Liberal Nihilist.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206602)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

But the world is God's creation.

Why did he create Humans that he KNEW were going to rebel and he was going to throw away in Hell?

Seems like a manufacturer defect.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206713)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: At-the-ready arousing location

yeah, there are all kinds of inconsistencies obviously. let mig sort 'em out.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206723)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: french state

why is this difficult? god wanted beings with free will who can choose to be like him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206728)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

"God wanted beings with free will"

God specifically said that he had the power to stop a Human from committing sin. "I also withheld thee from sinning against me." (Gen 20:6)

The Bible points to NUMEROUS TIMES God directly intervened to stop a Human from committing a sin like adultery or murder.

King Abelmelich (Gen 20:3-6)

David (1 Samuel 25:26-34)

Abraham (Gen 22:10-12)

Saul (1 Samuel 19:18-24)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206734)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Histrionic hideous range selfie

this is because OT god is an inferior god from the NT god. marcion is the way.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206747)



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Date: October 27th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot

Neither of them thought it'd be a smart idea to leave behind some kind of proof of their existence. . .?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50206776)



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Date: October 28th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: thirsty odious hairy legs spot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5915054&forum_id=2#50209893)