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why were there so many goddamn crusades during the middle ages?
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown third shoulda been the last. but all of them are hard to justify (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074645) |
Date: August 17th, 2026 11:04 PM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman how is keeping back camel fucking invaders not justified? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074648) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown A man, apparently an old Hungarian monk living in northern France, claimed he saw a vision of the Virgin Mary in which she told him to raise a peasant army to rescue King Louis. From about Easter 1251, a group of perhaps as many as 60,000 followed him, causing disruption, especially conflict with the clergy in several cities, and later began to attack the Jewish population.
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman nobody said there weren't other benefits as well (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074695) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown yeah thank god the crusaders won and we don't have ashkenazi jews now (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074698) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:35 PM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman they did pretty well for a few hundred years and kept the muzzies from overrunning the entire world, which they were objectively trying very hard to do (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074704) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:42 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown yeah the crusades are the reason China and Russia aren't muslim. Good call (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074716) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:45 PM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman I see you know almost nothing about history or the constant warfare in eastern europe including significant muslim expansion as far as vienna and also in the west into france, odd case (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074721) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown (never heard of the Golden Horde) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074724) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:50 PM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman the one that became islamic and was also trying to move into europe? wtf are you even talking about? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074740) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:52 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown the one that controller Russia, that the crusaders were terrified to go near. They were little bitches who didn't dare go into Russia until the Muslim Mongols were hell and gone (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074748) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:53 PM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman now imagine if constantinople had fallen 3 hundred years before and the entire hungarian army was also muslim, retard (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074750) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:54 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown Wow Turkey might not be Christian today (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074751) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman you really are dense aren't you, the invaders were eventually stopped and that required fighting them and driving them back some significant way from their height (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074760) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:59 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown what do you think the Ottomans were actually trying to do at Vienna? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074763) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:00 AM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman conquer the city and forcibly convert the survivors to islam and then continue to push west and north (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074765) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:03 AM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown They were only interested in Hungary. No one was trying to fuck with Europe. If you knew the first goddamn thing about how the Ottomans prepared for that battle you'd know that you assclown. Do you even know why they lost? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074773) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:04 AM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman because the polish fucked them up from the rear before they could breach the walls, yeah I'm sure if they'd won they would have been like "hey poles, we love you guys and the french too!" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074777) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:09 AM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown no, it's because they didn't bring any heavy cannons. The Ottomans could have blasted those walls easily with the technology they had, but they couldn't haul big cannons through the mud in Europe. PS the reason other European armies only showed up at the last minute is because they never felt threatened by the Ottomans. Because they weren't. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074782) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:10 AM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman sigh, yes, they failed to breach the walls before the polish arrived, as I said, they were quite close to undermining them though as I recall, they certainly didn't fail for lack of trying to conquer the fucking world (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074784) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:11 AM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown They had no cannons you stupid fuck. you think they were going to take France? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074785) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:15 AM Author: Honey-headed fantasy-prone space skinny woman I think being stuck in the mud is a problem that can be solved once your've taken a well fortified city in central europe and defeated the alliance arrayed against you, so yeah, if they'd won I think they would have continued to attempt to win more things, but sure I guess the whole islamic expansion was only about the turks great desire for hungary that started 800 years before and when the turks didn't run shit, that's sensible (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074792) |
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Date: August 18th, 2026 12:26 AM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown no it can't, because there's still nothing but mud between Vienna and the next European city. You could build a million heavy cannons in Vienna but you'd still have to drag them through the mud (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074810) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:08 PM Author: Metaphysics Is Solved Not enough pastel golf shirts at Mass (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074654) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:13 PM Author: house-broken field french chef What's crazy is Spain had designs to fund another crusade when they sent Columbus to the new world. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074670) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Magenta Floppy Clown in Germany (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5894313&forum_id=2#50074682) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: Glittery obsidian black woman most people don't realize that there were also crusades to kill white people
lots of pagans up in the baltic region so they got crusaded good and hard by the Tetonic Order
crusaded the paganism right out of those stupid balts |