Date: October 18th, 2026 3:31 AM Author: cracking double fault
You’re right I’m saying that because he looks just like this other old guy with a gay, lisping high voice and come to think about it, his name was, it was you. Damn.
Date: October 18th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Stirring old irish cottage area
This is the absolute peak of Gen-X masculinity and athleticism. You look both totally at peace with your existence and strong and battle-scarred to have no trace of worry about the future. And that morning light by the sea is just incredible. Wow.
Date: October 18th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: plum menage gaping
DM to Derek: "Hey man, you don't know me, but do you know that Tall white guy with all the muscles who has tattoos and surfs at one of your same spots? Anyway, he posts on a racist sexist message board just so you know."