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Redditor accidentally enrolls in Yukon University instead of UConn
| burgundy aphrodisiac nursing home masturbator | 08/24/26 |
| charismatic obsidian alpha | 08/24/26 |
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| charismatic obsidian alpha | 08/24/26 |
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| startled circlehead national security agency | 08/24/26 |
| fantasy-prone voyeur | 08/24/26 |
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| charismatic obsidian alpha | 08/24/26 |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 9:57 AM Author: burgundy aphrodisiac nursing home masturbator (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50088875) |
Date: August 24th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: charismatic obsidian alpha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50088878) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: ruby corner weed whacker (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50088959) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: charismatic obsidian alpha Mom: “You know, honey, I think you should apply to UConn.”
Kid, half-listening: “Yukon? Yeah, sure.”
*opens laptop*
*Searches Yukon University*
“Wow, Connecticut looks… really Canadian.”
*Applies. Gets accepted. Parents are thrilled.*
Dad: “A Husky! Just like your old man!”
Kid: “Yeah, I noticed they seem really into sled dogs up there.”
*Nobody realizes anything is wrong until move in day* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: fragrant mentally impaired theater *record scratch*
*semi-charmed life starts playing* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: charismatic obsidian alpha *freeze frame on him standing outside Yukon University in a UConn hoodie, holding two suitcases while snow blows sideways*
“Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here.”
*semi-charmed Life kicks in*
TITLE CARD: YUKONN
Then smash cut to three months earlier:
Mom: “You should really apply to UConn.”
Him, eating cereal: “Yukon? Sure.”
*music gets louder* |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: fragrant mentally impaired theater STARRING ROB SCHNEIDER (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089178) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: charismatic obsidian alpha *record scratch*
Rob Schneider: “Wait. This isn’t Connecticut.”
Random Canadian student: “No.”
Rob: “…Do you guys still have Dunkin’?”
THIS FALL
HE’S GOING NORTH.
WAY NORTH.
YUKONN
Sometimes the wrong school… is the right education. |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: bronze self-centered international law enforcement agency (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50174744) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: startled circlehead national security agency I drive a UConn Denali (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089064) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: fantasy-prone voyeur (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089091) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:29 AM Author: Twisted library ceo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089090) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: adventurous box office mexican (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089097) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: charismatic obsidian alpha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089104) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus There's a Cornell College in Iowa and I've heard about this happening to people there (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089103) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: charismatic obsidian alpha I met a few people who went there when I was college-aged and they didn't say cornell college, they just said "cornell". And I assumed they meant Cornell University, and ended up really offending them. Not flame.
There used to be a Brown College in mn too, but it merged with some other school. |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: startled circlehead national security agency https://www.columbiasc.edu/ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089118) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: effete drunken garrison electric furnace Terrell Owens thought he was going to UT-Knoxville until the day he showed up in Chattanooga (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089172) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: bronze self-centered international law enforcement agency (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50174918) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Violent Nofapping Friendly Grandma Persian So, what brought you to Whitehorse? My mom was on one of the national championship basketball teams. I'm a legacy. We have a basketball team? |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: Twisted library ceo A girl in my HS who was dumb as rocks but extremely hot and artsy went to Columbia College in Chicago. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089146) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: fragrant mentally impaired theater The Wrong Paris is a 2025 American romantic comedy film directed by Janeen Damian and starring Miranda Cosgrove and Pierson Fodé, with a supporting cast including Madison Pettis, Frances Fisher and Yvonne Orji.
The story follows Dawn, who is in need of money to pay for art school in Paris, France, joins a reality television dating show she believes is set there. However, she soon discovers the show actually takes place in Paris, Texas. While attempting to get eliminated, she unexpectedly develops feelings for the bachelor, Trey, complicating her plans.
It was released by Netflix on September 12, 2025.[2] |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: effete drunken garrison electric furnace this is literally the plot of an episode of Fancy Nancy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089192) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Comical ticket booth philosopher-king (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50175001) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: charismatic obsidian alpha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089194) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Comical ticket booth philosopher-king (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50089219) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: burgundy aphrodisiac nursing home masturbator (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50174559) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:52 PM Author: Metaphysics Is Solved (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2#50174747) |
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Date: November 10th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: hotsauce The next logical escalation is a montage where he spends half the movie trying to transfer to Connecticut, then accidentally becomes beloved in the Yukon and has to choose between the school he meant to attend and the school that taught him who he really is.
Naturally, the climax is the Yukon–UConn Husky rivalry game that absolutely does not exist.
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