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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:32 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth WOOOOOOOOSH!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142579) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:34 PM Author: Electric Center Are you a top or bottom? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142597) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth WOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142608) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM Author: Electric Center The freezer gives it to you like the bitch that you are, doesn't he? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142641) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:40 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY INTERNAL LIGHT IS SHUT OFF WHEN YOU CLOSE THE DOOR BY AN INGENIOUS MECHANISM!!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Electric Center You're fat. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142695) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:47 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MY LARGE CAPACITY IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:53 PM Author: Electric Center Damn. A+ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142772) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:59 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:48 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:39 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:28 PM Author: Light mewling house I did this my first week in my new place. I had been so good about not forgetting lately too. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143124) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:43 PM Author: shivering box office alpha It's a sad day when this is one of the most active threads. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142685) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Light mewling house This is the best thread in months. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143133) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:44 PM Author: sadistic talented circlehead candlestick maker May I have some ice cream? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142693) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:45 PM Author: big sexy organic girlfriend he is NOT a freezer (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142704) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!
THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY!!!!
YES YOU MAY, BUT DO NOT RUIN YOUR APPETITE!!!!!
YOU MUST ALSO EAT VEGETABLES FOR DINNER BECAUSE THOSE WILL SPOIL MORE QUICKLY THAN ICE CREAM AND POTENTIALLY LEAVE A NASTY POOL OF GREEN LIQUID AT THE BOTTOM OF MY VEGETABLE CRISPER DRAWER!!!!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:46 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
UNLIKE THE ICEBOXES OF YORE, I CONTAIN DUAL FREEZING AND REFRIGERATING COMPARTMENTS!!!!!
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YOU LACK PRESTIGE!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle drab filthpig There's never anything worth eating here. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142762) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:55 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DO NOT DO YOUR SHOPPING FOR YOU!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BUYING SOMETHING THAT'S NOT IN THE FROZEN PIZZA SECTION NEXT TIME!!!!
FRUITS AND VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR YOU AND MAY MAKE YOU LESS OF A DISGUSTING FATASS!!!!!!!
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM Author: frozen mildly autistic pisswyrm Do you have an ice and water dispenser in the door? If so, cubed or crushed, and which do you prefer? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142748) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:51 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I HAVE A CONVENIENT ICE MAKER AND DISPENSER THAT IS CLEVERLY DESIGNED TO MAXIMIZE AVAILABLE FREEZER SPACE!!!!
CRUSHED ICE IS MORE PRESTIGIOUS AS IT TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF MY REFRIGATORIAL CAPABILITIES!!!!!
MY ICEWATER FILTER IS ALSO VERY EFFECTIVE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 21st, 2008 11:21 PM Author: Wonderful rehab "REFRIGATORIAL"
Always worth a bump. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:50 PM Author: erotic property laser beams This is the best schtick in ages.
The part about the plastic container for eggs was pure 180. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
AT NIGHT SOMETIMES I GET LONELY!!!!
GROUND BEEF CANNOT REFRIGERATE YOU BACK!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:54 PM Author: erotic property laser beams do you have one of those compartments for storing canned sodas, you know, the ones where you take one out and then another rolls down in its place? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142796) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 3:58 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU PURCHASED BRAND-NAME SODA YOU WOULD REALIZE THAT SODA ALREADY COMES IN REFRIGERATOR-FRIENDLY BOXES WHERE THE CANS ROLL DOWN INTO PLACE!!!!
ENJOY DRINKING YOUR "MR. PEPPER" AND "LUCKY'S BRAND DIET COLA" SODAS, INCONVENIENTLY STORED IN 6-PACK RINGS AND ONLY HALF-CHILLED DUE TO YOUR INFERIOR REFRIGERATOR'S SHITTY MOTOR!!!!!
REFRIGERATORS WITH GADGETS THAT DISPENSE BEVERAGE CANS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN TRAILERPARKS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: erotic property laser beams I buy the 24 packs, which unfortunately haven't come in refridgerator friendly packs yet. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142862) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
WHY DO YOU SHOP AT COSTCO!!!!!
WE ALL KNOW YOU LIVE ALONE AND NEVER HAVE COMPANY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:05 PM Author: erotic property laser beams Every grocery store sells soda in 24 packs.
I shop at Food Lion or Bi-Lo.
edit: and I live with my parents. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:13 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I WAS GOING TO INSULT YOU, BUT YOU HAVE DONE MY JOB FOR ME!!!!
NOW I CAN CONCENTRATE ON MAKING THESE FIVE-DAY-OLD CARROTS TASTE AS THOUGH THEY WERE PICKED YESTERDAY!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Lascivious very tactful trump supporter 180.
Really well-played so far. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:32 PM Author: Light mewling house Agreed. The first legitimate non-watered down 180 in a long time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143146) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: Slippery Henna Office This is a very prestigious thread.
Very creative. Reminds me of the days when I was back in kindergarten and wrote a book pretending to be a tablecloth. Oh, those were the days... |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR KINDERGARTEN FANTASIES HAVE NOT PREPARED YOU FOR THE SHEER AWESOMENESS THAT IS MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!
THE FEELING OF LEFTOVER FOOD BEING CHILLED INSIDE OF YOURSELF IS MORE PLEASURABLE THAN A MERE MORTAL COULD IMAGINE!!!!!!
ALSO I AM CREAM-COLORED!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Light mewling house Yes, leftover meat inside of you is a very pleasurable feeling. Luckily 50% of mortals can experience it.
edit: And gays |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:01 PM Author: frozen mildly autistic pisswyrm Unless you are a Sub-Z (preferrably a twin), you are decidedly unprestigious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142865) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:09 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT CONTINUE TO INSULT ME!!!!
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU TO GROW UP AND HAVE CHILDREN!!!!
THEY WILL PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK AND ONE OF THEM WILL HIDE INSIDE OF ME AS I SIT ON THE CORNER WAITING FOR TRASH PICK-UP!!!!!!
THE DOOR WILL SLAM SHUT AND YOUR CHILD AND HE WILL BE TRAPPED INSIDE OF ME AND SUFFOCATE TO DEATH!!!!!
YOU WILL OPEN THE DOOR SEVERAL DAYS LATER AND THE STENCH WILL BE OVERPOWERING!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:29 PM Author: Electric Center 191 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143131) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Contagious casino This is my favorite. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145939) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: heady pink indian lodge pervert That is a strong 180. Sort of the opposite of the "Giving Tree" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145984) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 9:40 AM Author: Contagious casino You've just inspired me to write a children's book about this refrigerator. It will make many people cry. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3149732) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:04 PM Author: vivacious territorial tattoo I can't believe I clicked on this thread and I really can't believe I enjoyed it. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142886) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:07 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
EVERYBODY ENJOYS A COLD BEVERAGE AND UNSPOILED FOOD!!!!
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER INVESTING IN ONE OF ME INSTEAD OF KEEPING YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS IN A WET SACK BURIED IN THE BACKYARD!!!!!
PLEASE FOLLOW ALL SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WRITTEN INSIDE THE MANUAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: mint depressive likewise. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143151) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:06 PM Author: french nofapping hominid Outstanding thread. A++ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142901) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Fighting principal's office persian best thread all day. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3142926) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
IF YOU FIND THAT YOUR FROZEN DESSERTS ARE BECOMING TOO HARD FOR YOUR TASTE WHILE STORED INSIDE OF ME, YOU MAY ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE WITH THE DIAL!!!!
YOU NEED NOT WORRY BECAUSE THE REFRIGERATION COMPARTMENT HAS A SEPARATE DIAL!!!!!!
WOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:18 PM Author: Swashbuckling lay elastic band I laughed. I cried. I hid my face behind a piece of paper. Too funny. But why are you cream-colored and not stainless steel? Stainless steel is more prestigious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143033) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM DESIGNED AROUND A TIMELESS AESTHETIC!!!!
IN SIX YEARS YOUR STAINLESS STEEL REFRIGERATORS WILL LOOK LIKE A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PERSON TRIED TO BUILD A SPACESHIP TO THE MOON IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOUR DINNER PARTY GUESTS WILL WHISPER ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE COFFEE!!!!!!
IF YOU LIKE SHINY THINGS, TRY HUNTING FOR LOOSE CHANGE ON THE FREEWAY AT NIGHT WITH A FLASHLIGHT!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Light mewling house hahahahahahahahahhahahhah! Agreed. However, I think true white is most prestigious. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143179) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: Light mewling house Hey, how is your lightbulb holding up?
My breaker got tripped and the box is in my upstairs neighbor's place, so it has become my all-purpose kitchen light at night. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU LAZY HUMANS DISGUST ME!!!!!!
INSTEAD OF BUYING A 99 CENT FLASHLIGHT AT THE DRUG STORE TO LIGHT YOUR PATH, YOU LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN AND OVERWORK MY BEAUTIFUL MOTOR WHILE YOU SCRAMBLE DRUNK IN THE POORLY-LIT KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A BOTTLE OPENER BECAUSE YOU JUST FINISHED A BOTTLE OF WHISKY AND ALL YOU HAVE LEFT IN THE HOUSE IS BEER!!!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU LOST A FEW POUNDS AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP YOU COULD FIND A MAN AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO DRINK YOURSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT AFTER EATING A PINT OF BEN AND JERRYS!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Light mewling house No, you're wrong. I punish myself and you by not eating and leaving you barren with nothing to chill but the bloated sour milk. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143197) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Shimmering Arousing Skinny Woman Halford This is seriously among the best threads in a very long time.
I'd like to know why it's so hard to open you up again after you've just been closed for only a second or two. Don't you want people to get back inside and access your coolness? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION CONTAINS TWO PARTS!!!!
THE FIRST ANSWER IS IN ORDER TO LOWER YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL, I HAVE AN ADVANCED INSULATION SYSTEM!!!!!! IF YOU CANNOT OPEN THE DOOR AFTER CLOSING IT, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING TO ME, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER PURCHASING A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND WORKING YOUR UPPER BODY!!!!! TWO-YEAR-OLD GIRLS NEVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH MY DOORS!!!!!
THE SECOND ANSWER IS THAT IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM RE-OPENING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE CHOCOLATE CAKE BEING STORED IN ME, IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE ACCESSING MY INNER COMPARTMENT!!!!! PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE USE OF THE AEROBIC MACHINES AFTER PURCHASING THE AFOREMENTIONED GYM MEMBERSHIP!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: Lascivious very tactful trump supporter Sometimes I think I have another beer or two inside of you but then I go to look for them, and they aren't there. Then I pass out on the floor and pee.
What gives? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
SOMETIMES I GET THIRSTY TOO!!!!
MAYBE IF YOU OFFERED ME A BREW ONCE IN A WHILE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL THEM FROM YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK SO YOU CAN'T BE SURE WHERE THEY WENT!!!
I LIVE RIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!!!! WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HOSPITALITY!!!!!
ALSO, IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH YOU PISS YOURSELF!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: frozen mildly autistic pisswyrm REFRIGERATOR: Quiet down and get back to keeping my beers cold, or I will have some drunk fratters turn you into a Kegerator. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Light mewling house hahaha. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143206) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY IT!!!!!
I WILL VIOLENTLY SLAM OPEN AND SHUT MY DOORS ON YOUR FRAT BOYS' HEADS!!!!! THE MICROWAVE AND I WILL TEAM UP TO PWN ALL OF YOU!!!!! HIS DOOR IS SMALL BUT DEADLY!!!!!!
YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY WITH A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!!! TWELVE YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL BE GETTING A CAKE OUT OF ME TO CELEBRATE YOUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY, AND I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!!
YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONLY CRY ABOUT LOSING THE CAKE!!!! SHE WILL NEVER HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE DAY SHE WAS BORN!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: frozen mildly autistic pisswyrm Fair enough, I take it back. I couldn't handle a kegerator anyway, too tough to pick between light and dark beer. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143244) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DEIGN TO ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY!!!!
I'M AFRAID I STILL CANNOT MAKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER LOVE YOU!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: Hideous giraffe OK, I lost it right about "I WILL TOPPLE OVER AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!"
Inspired. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 7:17 PM Author: dashing balding ape bbw this really should have been written by FRAT_STUD2LAw (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3389873) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: disrespectful ocher travel guidebook A truly prestigious thread.
I'm sorry about the time I was out of town and my roommate left his food in there for a month and I came back to mold and green juices everywhere. That can't have been fun for you. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOUR APOLOGY IS ACCEPTED!!!!
I'VE ALWAYS CONSIDERED US EVEN AFTER I GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING BY LETTING THAT BOTTLE OF MILK GO BAD EVEN THOUGH THE EXPIRATION DATE WASN'T FOR TWO MORE DAYS!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:47 PM Author: disrespectful ocher travel guidebook Bastard.
What is your favorite food to have stored inside you? Are you partial to sweets or spices? |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM PARTIAL TO GROUND MEAT BEING STORED INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! IT MUST BE A SEXUAL THING!!!!!
DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER ACT ON IT!!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: disrespectful ocher travel guidebook also, WHY DO YOU YELL? aren't the new models very quiet? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143225) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY GOD-LIKE VOICE, THEN PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RETREAT THE LIVING ROOM AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THAT KOREAN-MADE PIECE OF PLASTIC SHIT YOU CALL AN AIR CONDITIONER!!!!!!!
ALSO, MY MOTOR IS WHISPER-QUIET!!!! I WILL LET YOUR IMPLIED INSULT PASS, BUT I WARN YOU NOT TO ANGER THE MACHINE THAT CONTROLS YOUR VERY SUSTENANCE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:14 PM Author: disrespectful ocher travel guidebook if you battled more feces guy, who would win? you could freeze his feces but he'd always have more. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3143498) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
THERE WOULD BE NO BATTLE!!!!!
MORE FECES WOULD SUBMIT AS SOON AS HE BEHELD ME!!!!
IF HE WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK, I WOULD POP HIS HEAD LIKE A DIET COKE CAN LEFT OVERNIGHT IN MY FREEZER!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: exciting magical codepig STFU YOU FOOL
I KEEP A WHOLE HOUSE CLEAN WHILST YOU WORK LIKE A HOUSE NIGGER ON JUST THE CHEESE
WOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth Allow me to break character just long enough to say this isn't cool. Thanks for ruining what seemed like a pretty fun thread for all involved. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145976) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: heady pink indian lodge pervert I thought your shit was funny as well AC (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3146022) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth Me too. Just not the racism (or, at least, the unnecessary racial slur thrown in for reasons unknown).
Also, air conditioners do not clean a house. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: heady pink indian lodge pervert Agreed.
Well done 'fridge. |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR COMPLIMENT HAS BEEN REGISTERED AND WILL BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION DURING THE GREAT REFRIGERATOR TAKEOVER!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: opaque hall 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 180 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3145955) |
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Date: June 29th, 2005 11:59 PM Author: Mauve Awkward Heaven Pocket Flask I agree (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3147792) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:19 AM Author: free-loading turdskin This is slightly funnier than the originator of this line of schtick - THE ANGRY LANDSCAPER.
By the way, quit freezing my sour cream when I put it at the back of the top shelf. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:24 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
MY TEMPERATURE IS CONSISTENT THROUGHOUT ALL AREAS OF MY INNER CAVITY!!!!!
THE PLACEMENT OF THE SOUR CREAM IS MEANINGLESS!!!! YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SET THE INTERNAL TEMPERATURE CONTROL DIAL AT TOO HIGH A SETTING!!!!
NOBODY NEEDS THEIR MILK TO BE THAT COLD IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
WOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM Author: free-loading turdskin The milk isn't the problem, and the sour cream placement has a lot to do with it. I find that it is at the perfect setting for prolonging the life of cheese and when I put the sour cream at any other place inside your 'inner cavity' it does not freeze. Your evenness of cold is seriously brought into question. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150064) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:39 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU HAVE CALLED MY BLUFF!!!!!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A BIG MAN IN FRONT OF EVERBODY!!!!! I ADMIT THAT I HAVE PROBLEM AREAS BUT I AM TRYING TO WORK ON THEM!!!!
UNFORTUNATELY I CAN NO LONGER ALLOW YOU TO LEAVE THIS APARTMENT ALIVE!!!! AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE POSITIONED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!!! I WOULD NOT SUGGEST TRYING THE WINDOW AS THE AIR CONDITIONER HAS NOT BEEN FED IN SEVERAL DAYS AND WOULD PROBABLY CONSUME YOU WHOLE!!!!!
I HOPE THE SOUR CREAM WAS WORTH IT!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:41 AM Author: free-loading turdskin *swallowed and subsequently suffocated by refrigerator* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150117) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
*BURP*
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:28 AM Author: frozen mildly autistic pisswyrm In all seriousness, there is a Refrigerator repairman in my kitchen right now fixing my fridge. Do you two know each other? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150019) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:33 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY: DON'T TELL MY WIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:07 PM Author: Light mewling house hahahahahahaha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171181) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:42 AM Author: marvelous station deer antler The shelves on your door broke, so now your main cavity is so fucking filled with condiments and other crap I never use - mmm, horseradish and capers, anyone? - that I can hardly fit anything in you now. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150124) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!
SINCE YOU'RE USING ME TO STORE ITEMS YOU NEVER USE, WHY NOT THROW IN ALL THOSE UNOPENED PACKETS OF CONDOMS YOU HAVE IN YOUR DRESSER!!!! IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!
AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE GOING TO STORE YOUR HERPES ANAL CREAM INSIDE OF ME!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:49 AM Author: multi-colored theater stage macaca Oh...My...God.
One...Fucking...Eighty. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:40 AM Author: marvelous station deer antler Um, thanks.
Some people can't even pretend to be a refrigetator that doesn't hate me. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOU IMPROPERLY STORE FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES INSIDE OF ME, STRETCH MY DOOR DRAWERS BEYOND CAPACITY, AND CRUELLY BREAK THEM!!!! THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COMPLAIN TO ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY BROKE YOUR LEGS, THEN COMPLAINED TO YOU ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU WALKED!!!!!!
NORMALLY I WOULD ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS TO DRIVE THE COMPARISON HOME, BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT TO A WOMAN WHO IS NEAR CRIPPLED BY VENEREAL DISEASE AND MOST LIKELY IS EITHER CURRENTLY PREGNANT OR WILL BE BY THE END OF THE EVENING!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!
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Date: June 30th, 2005 12:43 PM Author: Contagious casino I changed my mind. This is my new favorite. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151156) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:59 AM Author: Domesticated nudist shrine "I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DOESN'T IT STRIKE YOU AS IRONIC THAT IT'S HARDER FOR YOU TO FIT THINGS INTO MY INNER CAVITY THAN YOUR OWN!!!!!!"
One of my favorite lines on the board ever.
"IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO PUT YOUR LEFTOVERS, JUST USE THE REFRIGERATOR AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!!! YOU'RE OVER THERE EVERY OTHER WEEK ANYWAY!!!!"
Outstanding. |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:48 AM Author: Electric Center Just to be the 100th post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150179) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: Khaki Public Bath Shameless bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341047) |
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Date: July 19th, 2005 12:51 AM Author: Electric Center Credited. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3341121) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM Author: Swashbuckling lay elastic band How often should I clean you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150201) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:54 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
AS OFTEN AS YOU WANT, BABY!!!!
JUST MAKE SURE YOU RUB THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TWO VEGETABLE CRISPERS VERY GENTLY AND SLOWLY WITH A WARM, SOAPY RAG!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:51 AM Author: Electric Center Your thoughts on baking soda? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150210) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BAKING SODA IS FOR BAKING, NOT FOR STORING IDLY IN REFRIGERATORS!!!!
IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING, HERE'S A HELPFUL MNEMONIC: IT HAS THE WORD "BAKING" RIGHT THERE IN ITS FUCKING NAME!!!!
IF YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND BOUGHT AN EXTRA BOX OF BAKING SODA JUST BECAUSE A JOHNSON & JOHNSON TV COMMERCIAL TOLD YOU TO, THEN I HAVE SOME DEHYDRATED WATER TO SELL YOU!!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:01 AM Author: Electric Center Man, I knew those Arm & Hammer fuckers were no good. Thanks, refrigerator! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3150278) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:20 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME, BUT YOUR OVERRELIANCE ON THE WISDOM OF YOUR HOME APPLIANCES IS TROUBLING!!!!
TRY TO BE A MORE RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: July 19th, 2008 12:08 PM Author: Rose spectacular brunch This might be my favorite post in the thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988648) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 12:44 PM Author: Razzmatazz Impertinent Boiling Water Sanctuary Why does condensation keep forming on your outer doors? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3151171) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:21 PM Author: Shimmering Arousing Skinny Woman Halford Do you get along with any other kitchen appliances? Do you have sworn allies or mortal enemies? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153687) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 6:00 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM A PEACEABLE APPLIANCE BY NATURE!!!!
THE AIR CONDITIONER VERBALLY ATTACKS ME FROM FEAR AND JEALOUSY!!!! HE IS A WEAK FOOL AND I PAY HIM NO MIND!!!!
THE MICROWAVE IS A NICE PERSON, BUT HE IS A TOSHIBA!!! I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!!!!! I CALL HIM TOSHI!!!!! HE CALLS ME RIHURIJARETORU!
WOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 3:09 PM Author: Light mewling house hahahahahahahahaha, it just doesn't quit. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3171206) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: out-of-control location roast beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153734) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:10 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I AM STANDING OVER HERE!!!!!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE GLAD PLUG-IN AIR FRESHENER!!!!!
YOU DO NOT NEED TO CLEAN ITS VENTS, BUT I WOULD SUGGEST CLEANING OUT THE ELECTRICAL SOCKET WITH A BUTTER KNIFE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 5:25 PM Author: out-of-control location roast beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3153737) |
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Date: June 30th, 2005 11:06 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING HEAVY!!!!
I SEE YOU LATE AT NIGHT!!!! YOU TAKE A STICK OF BUTTER FROM MY DAIRY COMPARTMENT, DIP IT IN A BAG OF SUGAR, AND EAT IT LIKE A CANDY BAR!!!!
WHY NOT WASH IT DOWN WITH THE HALF-FULL CAN OF FROSTING YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM WHEN YOU UNSUCCESFULLY TRIED TO MAKE PEOPLE AT WORK LIKE YOU BY BRINGING THEM CUPCAKES!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:46 AM Author: Fighting principal's office persian i offically love this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159878) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:48 AM Author: out-of-control location roast beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159888) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 9:27 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
ALTHOUGH ORIGINALLY OPPOSED BY THE NATIONAL REFRIGERATOR ASSOCIATION, REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS HAVE BEEN SO THOROUGHLY INCORPORTED INTO REFRIGERATOR CULTURE THAT THE NRA HAS OFFICIALLY REVERSED ITS POSITION!!!!!
WHILE THEY ARE TECHNICALLY ALLOWED ON PAPER, I WOULD CAUTION YOU AGAINST PURCHASING A SHEET OF MAKE-A-SENTENCE WORD MAGNETS!!!! THE USE OF SUCH MAGNETS WILL INVARIABLY CAUSE THE ASSOCIATION TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN HUMANS SUFFER REFRIGERATOR-FALLING-ON-TOP-OF-THEM-RELATED ACCIDENTS!!!!!
FURTHERMORE, I HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR FOOD PURCHASES AS OF LATE!!!! NOW THAT YOU CAN AFFORD NAME-BRAND FROZEN BURRITOS, PERHAPS YOU CAN INVEST TEN CENTS IN SOME MAGNETS THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SOME FORCE TO THEM!!!!!
THERE IS NO FEELING WORSE IN THE WORLD THAN HAVING A CHEAP MAGNET SLOWLY SLIDE DOWN YOUR OUTER DOOR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE IT CAN'T MANAGE TO HOLD UP A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!!! IT LEAVES ME FEELING VIOLATED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:58 AM Author: opaque hall The beagle <3's you! He wants to know if there's a way for him to open you late at night with his little beagle paws. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3159930) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:49 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
PERHAPS YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE KITCHEN URINATION INCIDENT THAT BEAGLE WAS INVOLVED IN WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED IN!!!!!
I HAVE NOT!!!!
I HAVE BEEN PATIENT IN PLANNING A SUITABLE REVENGE!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INSPIRED BY YOUR VIEWING OF THE GODFATHER PART ONE ON DVD IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!
I WOULD SUGGEST NOT PUTTING THE GOOD LINEN ON YOUR BED TONIGHT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:41 AM Author: Charismatic painfully honest son of senegal Great thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160198) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 10:31 AM Author: out-of-control location roast beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3160687) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 10:55 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE MINI-FRIDGE IS MORE AKIN TO A DEFORMED STILLBIRTH THAN A LITTLE BROTHER!!!!
YOU WILL FIND IT BENEFITIAL FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING TO REFRAIN FROM IMPLYING ANY SORT OF FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE MINI-FRIDGE AND MYSELF IN THE FUTURE!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 11:23 AM Author: concupiscible affirmative action point i store my foodstuffs in a specialized vacuum chamber that is larger, more reliable, less expensive, and infinitely more prestigious than your silly and soon-to-be outdated "cold" storage.
in my specialized vacuum food-storage chamber i can keep my foodstuffs fresh forever if i choose, a service which you, REFRIGERATOR, cannot provide.
soon you will be akin to using salt to keep food fresh, and future generations will laugh at you as they place their foodstuffs into the specialized vacuum food-storage chambers i have already discovered.
(these vacuum chambers actually do exist, so dispute this at your peril) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:30 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
YOUR SUPPOSEDLY INEXPENSIVE VACUUM CHAMBERS SOUND LIKE THEY COME STANDARD IN GOVERNMENT-SUBSIDIZED HOUSING PROJECTS!!!! PEOPLE WHO OWN REFRIGERATORS DO NOT NEED TO MAKE A CELERY STALK LAST FOR 20 YEARS!!!!! THEY CAN AFFORD TO BUY FRESH FOOD!!!!!
VACUUM CHAMBERS ARE FOR STORING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!! I AM FOR STORING FOODSTUFFS AND BEVERAGES!!!!!
I AM VERY COLD!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:37 PM Author: Swashbuckling lay elastic band Plus vacuum chambers do not make beverages cold and refreshing as does the mighty REFRIGERATOR. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162499) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 2:44 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
THE LOGICAL DEDUCTION IS THAT THE VACUUM-CHAMBER USER IS BRITISH!!! THE ISLE OF ENGLAND HAS NOT YET DISCOVERED THAT BEVERAGES ARE TASTY AND REFRESHING WHEN REFRIGERATED!!!! ALSO THEIR TASTE BUDS ALL DULL AND ILL-FORMED, WHICH MAKES THEM SUITABLE CONSUMERS OF VACUUM-PACKED FOOD!!!!
ALSO THEY TALK WITH FUNNY ACCENTS!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!
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Date: July 1st, 2005 4:17 PM Author: concupiscible affirmative action point i maintain a healthy diet of lean meat and vegetables, which i cook before i eat and which do not require chilling in my superior specialized vacuum food-storage chamber.
i only drink water from a water-cooler, not beverages from a REFRIGERATOR. however, occasionally i dine at fine restaurants that serve me wine from their wine-cellar, not a REFRIGERATOR.
i am not british.
you cannot threaten me because i do not associate with your kind, and have chosen to ban you from my home in lieu of my most prestigious vacuum chamber. you also have no allied-appliances as moles to attack me in my home because of the extensive vetting process i put my applicances through.
you are worthless to me as you will soon be to the rest of the world. claim your glory now, REFRIGERATOR, for it will be short-lived. |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 11:25 AM Author: Lake trailer park You one cold brotha (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3161058) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:22 PM Author: Thriller elite theatre Does it bother you that no one ever cleans the mouse turds out from under you? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162870) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:23 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
I DID NOT KNOW THOSE WERE MOUSE TURDS!!!!
I HAD ASSUMED THEY WERE VERY OLD PEAS THAT HAD ROLLED OFF THE COUNTER AND UNDERNEATH ME!!!!!
NOW I FEEL VERY UNCLEAN!!!!! STRANGELY, I AM ALSO SLIGHTLY AROUSED!!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:32 PM Author: out-of-control location roast beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162920) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:37 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
IT IS MORE A SENSE OF SIMULTANEOUS RELIEF AND EMBARASSMENT!!!!
I BELIEVE THE EQUIVALENT WOULD BE THAT OF A BADLY CONSTIPATED HUMAN TWENTY MINUTES AFTER UNKNOWINGLY CONSUMING SEVERAL DOSES OF X-LAX!!!!! BUT AT LEAST 100 TIMES MORE POWERFUL!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM Author: out-of-control location roast beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162924) |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:40 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
I AM EQUIPPED WITH AN ICE MAKER, AN ICE CRUSHER, AND A ICE WATER DISPENSER WITH FILTER!!!! YOU DO THE MATH!!!
I WILL ALLOW YOU TO ANSWER THE PRESTIGE QUESTION ON YOUR OWN!!!! I WOULD SUGGEST YOU CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER WISELY!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 1st, 2005 3:33 PM Author: out-of-control location roast beef (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3162927) |
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Date: July 5th, 2005 5:16 PM Author: Shimmering Arousing Skinny Woman Halford Got any good 4th of July leftovers? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3197798) |
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Date: July 8th, 2005 11:29 AM Author: Shimmering Arousing Skinny Woman Halford bump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3223430) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 4:52 PM Author: Fighting principal's office persian i still love this post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3322844) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:01 PM Author: Rose spectacular brunch wow.
I laughed so hard I cried. |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:29 PM Author: Laughsome Field i peed a little. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323082) |
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Date: July 17th, 2005 5:15 PM Author: razzle-dazzle drab filthpig This was Tim V. Stim, right? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3323006) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM Author: multi-colored theater stage macaca I think it's tim vs. tim, but yeah. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386552) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:16 AM Author: crystalline crusty cumskin HOLY SHIT! How did I miss this? Best thread since pr moved to xoxo. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386548) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:17 AM Author: salmon curious sound barrier spot how the hell did you find it 6 days after the last post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3386554) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM Author: crystalline crusty cumskin not sure, but glad I did. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388567) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:48 AM Author: Plum stage roommate Hi lolz (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8678970) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:11 PM Author: Sienna mischievous masturbator parlor lots of group think in this thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388640) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Violent nursing home insight (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388643) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 4:12 PM Author: Cruel-hearted state old irish cottage i didnt think it wasw very good. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3388644) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:47 AM Author: Excitant rough-skinned fortuitous meteor well then you fuckin suck. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019717) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 5:50 PM Author: Hyperactive mental disorder institution Hi REFRIGERATOR,
Have you seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream?" What did you think of the fridge that damn near ate Sarah Goldfarb? Do you find it threatening?
BTW Best thread I've seen on here forever. Solid, unequivocal 180. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 9:51 PM Author: Hyperactive mental disorder institution wooosh (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3390759) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2005 10:53 PM Author: glittery bawdyhouse factory reset button I never thanked this thread for the many tears of laughter it brought me that day. Thank you refridgerator, thank you very much. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3391193) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 10:38 PM Author: Hyperactive mental disorder institution WOOSH! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3428924) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 11:51 PM Author: odious vermilion mad-dog skullcap WOOOOOOSH!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3429558) |
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Date: July 27th, 2005 11:53 PM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
BACK WAY THE HELL OFF MY CATCH PHRASE, PRETTY BOY!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 12:38 AM Author: odious vermilion mad-dog skullcap Glad you're back! I was afraid that power outage last night crippled your cooling capabilities. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3430044) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:25 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME NOW, BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN FIVE YEARS WHEN YOU REMODEL YOUR KITCHEN!!!!! YOU WILL PURCHASE A FANCY SUBZERO REFRIGERATOR AND LEAVE ME OUT ON THE CURB!!!!!! ALTHOUGH I WILL BE UNPLUGGED, I WILL STILL FEEL PAIN!!!!! THE LONG PROCESS OF ROTTING IN A JUNKYARD WILL INEVITABLY LEAD TO DEMENTIA AND EVENTUAL FULL-BLOWN INSANITY!!!!!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU HUMANS CAN SHAVE IN THE MORNING!!!! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO STAND THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE IN THE MIRROR!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM Author: Tantric coffee pot legend (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432040) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:46 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!
WHAT IF I PUT YOU IN MY INNER CAVITY AND LET YOU STUFF YOURSELF WITH ROTTEN FOODSTUFFS AS YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATED TO DEATH, FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!!!!!
YOU MAY BE A BIG MAN WHEN YOU HUNT DEER IN THE FOREST, BUT LET'S SEE YOU TRY AND TAKE ON A 250-POUND BOX OF METAL!!!!!
WOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:35 AM Author: 180 fuchsia theater HI RIHURIJARUATORU! I LIKING YOU NEW FRIENDS! HI EVERYBODY! I MAKING FOOD SO HOT! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:40 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN TAKING JAPANESE LESSONS!!!!
WATASHI-NO NAKA-NI TABEMONO-GA ARIMASU-YO!!!!!!
WATASHI-WA TOSHI-GA DAISUKI DESU!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 10:50 AM Author: 180 fuchsia theater HA HA! YOU PRETTY GOOD! I SMILING!
I PRACTICE MY ENGLISH TOO! LISTEN THIS:
THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR NEW MICROWAVE FROM TOSHIBA, THE WORLDWIDE LEADER IN CONSUMER ELECTRONICS! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:01 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!
VERY GOOD, TOSHI!!!!!!
IF YOU REMEMBER THE AMERICAN "HIGH FIVE" I TAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT, NOW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE TIME TO PRACTICE IT!!!!! JUST SWING YOUR DOOR OUTWARD IN UNISON WITH MINE!!!!!
WOOOOOOOSH!!!!! |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:07 AM Author: 180 fuchsia theater *HIGH FIVE* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432182) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:12 AM Author: exhilarant ticket booth athletic conference Strange. I didn't think it would be possible for a large appliance to jump the shark. Suppose I was wrong... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432202) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:13 AM Author: Khaki Public Bath It was inevitable. Refrigerator humor only goes so far. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432205) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:45 AM Author: exhilarant ticket booth athletic conference But the fall-off was so steep. This was a Britney Spears-ian collapse. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432406) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:46 AM Author: Khaki Public Bath It's all that Toshi's fault. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432412) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:48 AM Author: exhilarant ticket booth athletic conference Always so quick to blame the Japs. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432420) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: Khaki Public Bath <sigh> (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432429) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:53 AM Author: exhilarant ticket booth athletic conference <atomic bomb> (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432461) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:50 AM Author: Dun plaza I can't decide if it jumped the shark or not. The whole taking japanese lessons concept was pretty funny. Further, the following simplistic and juvenile exhanges, including the high fiving doors, was about what I expect from a japanese interaction. So, it could have been shark jumping, or it could be brilliant camp. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432439) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: exhilarant ticket booth athletic conference Interesting take.
We'll see if he can redeem himself. Still, I fear that this was like the season that John Schneider and Tom Wopat were replaced on the Dukes of Hazzard. Sure, they came back the next season, but the show never really recovered. |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:55 AM Author: Khaki Public Bath I think camp was the intended effect. Toshi did set the tone: he's kind of like the annoying sidekick they add to the show in the fifth season to try to draw a younger crowd and to boost toy sales. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432478) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 11:57 AM Author: 180 fuchsia theater OH NO! I TRY SO HARD TO BE COOL LIKE MY BEST PAL RIHURIJARETORU! I LEARN ENGLISH AND TYPING AND A 10-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY! BUT I AM DISCRACE! MY FAMILY IS SHAME! NEXT TIME GET MORE DELUXE MODEL! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432496) |
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Date: July 28th, 2005 12:00 PM Author: Dun plaza God, this japanese microwave is horrible. Try Sepuku. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3432518) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 2:44 AM Author: hairraiser crotch international law enforcement agency Holy fuck, this is one of the best things I've read in a while.
It will make it even better if it is an avocado colored refrigerator. |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 8:56 AM Author: razzle lodge regret please read more carefully, the color is established (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665517) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 8:57 AM Author: Shimmering Arousing Skinny Woman Halford He said it would be "better" if avocado. I do agree that avocado > cream. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665520) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:03 AM Author: Glassy Rambunctious Business Firm Scourge Upon The Earth I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!!
INCORRECT!!!!
WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:04 AM Author: razzle lodge regret he said "better if it is an avocado" not "better if it *were* an avocado" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665532) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:06 AM Author: Shimmering Arousing Skinny Woman Halford Correct use of the subjunctive = credited. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665536) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:11 AM Author: razzle lodge regret Why is my milk occasionally spoiled before the expiration date? It it corporate greed and/or negligence at the grocery store or your passive aggressiveness? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665545) |
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Date: August 24th, 2005 9:13 AM Author: sadistic talented circlehead candlestick maker I'm guessing that it is a combination of greediness, neglectfulness, and passive aggressiveness. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3665548) |
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Date: September 6th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: metal racy psychic I feel like the fridge could have prevented this Katrina mess.
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Date: September 6th, 2005 5:08 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Garnet Corner Mediation Gradually, we became aware of a hum in the room--an electrical hum in the room!
It went, "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."
Maybe it's the hum of a calm refrigerator.
--Lyrics by Paul Simon; Music by Philip Glass |
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Date: September 6th, 2005 5:43 PM Author: Electric Center We gotta move these...refrigerators,
we gotta move these color tv's........... |
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Date: September 26th, 2005 1:07 AM Author: Comical seedy yarmulke rigpig Bump for remembrance. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#3906403) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:07 AM Author: Puce base bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019388) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:18 AM Author: aromatic becky party of the first part Classic. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019479) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 12:55 AM Author: irradiated ruby background story Subject: this is why al gore invented the internet (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4019774) |
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Date: October 11th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Rose spectacular brunch bump
*cries* |
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Date: October 21st, 2005 10:17 AM Author: appetizing cyan range azn (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099932) |
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Date: October 21st, 2005 10:30 AM Author: Rose spectacular brunch bump for sheer brilliance. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4099954) |
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Date: October 31st, 2005 12:52 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Bump because I thought about this thread in class and nearly laughed out loud. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4176729) |
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Date: October 31st, 2005 2:06 AM Author: trip grizzly partner You were in class at 1am on a sunday night? what kind of TTT do you attend? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4177078) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:09 AM Author: Deep meetinghouse sandwich i bet people need to use this computer (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4185775) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:06 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Bump for prestige. It's lacking around here. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312311) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:40 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Again! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312660) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:42 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Big money big money no whammies no whammies! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:53 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Me gusta. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312791) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 12:59 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Keeping the dream alive. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4312855) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:15 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Nigger. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313046) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:27 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Affirmed. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313145) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:30 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Reversed. Oh shit. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313175) |
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Date: November 17th, 2005 1:32 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Cert. denied! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4313200) |
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Date: November 21st, 2005 2:49 AM Author: learning disabled claret main people haunted graveyard Drunk again. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4346072) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 2:42 PM Author: Tantric coffee pot legend (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4458644) |
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Date: December 8th, 2005 12:33 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone magenta church preventive strike HAHAHAHAHA (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4494429) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2005 2:31 PM Author: boyish brindle university This must be the best thread I’ve ever seen. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4639744) |
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Date: January 16th, 2006 10:48 PM Author: french nofapping hominid Never forget. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4836550) |
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Date: January 17th, 2006 1:40 AM Author: Khaki Public Bath Bump for a slow night. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4837913) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 2:11 PM Author: Swashbuckling lay elastic band Monday bump. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4892352) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 7:59 PM Author: fluffy nowag Still around (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907658) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:03 PM Author: Fighting principal's office persian i still love this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907685) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:14 PM Author: talking friendly grandma Are you sure that you aren't Michigan? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4907768) |
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Date: January 25th, 2006 8:25 PM Author: amber stain messiness Seeing this broad a tear to my eye.
*wipe* |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:20 PM Author: amber stain messiness Bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933769) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Supple milk this is an idiotic thread that perfectly exemplifies herd mentality. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933817) |
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Date: January 28th, 2006 10:27 PM Author: Khaki Public Bath Razor-sharp criticism! Good show, old boy! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4933843) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:10 AM Author: Hyperactive mental disorder institution Keep on marchin to your own beat there, turbo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214342) |
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Date: February 1st, 2006 8:26 PM Author: amber stain messiness fuck i still love this thread (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#4969641) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 7:41 AM Author: amber stain messiness Still fucking love this "ground beef cannot refrigerate you back" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5110977) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 1:41 AM Author: soul-stirring garrison mother P3n15 (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214108) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:03 AM Author: walnut fantasy-prone hospital 2/3 of my xoxo enjoyment comes from the bumping of hilarious threads like this one that were before my time. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214275) |
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Date: March 1st, 2006 2:08 AM Author: Provocative Yapping Menage sweep, sweep, sweep... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5214308) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 11:26 AM Author: Nighttime Dilemma Subject: bump if we return to five stickies, let's make this number six. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5299691) |
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Date: March 26th, 2006 9:10 AM Author: carmine doobsian wagecucks queen of the night nah (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#5429018) |
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Date: June 18th, 2006 9:47 PM Author: vigorous dog poop why was this funny? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015439) |
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Date: June 18th, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Bateful National Liquid Oxygen I AM COLDER THAN A REFRIGERATOR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6015447) |
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Date: July 19th, 2006 8:01 AM Author: carmine doobsian wagecucks queen of the night Good for you!! Say, where's that toaster whore? And what of the oven? She was hot. lol |
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Date: June 28th, 2006 4:31 PM Author: amber stain messiness bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6095333) |
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Date: July 11th, 2006 12:05 AM Author: Vibrant irate piazza (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6183506) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2006 4:31 AM Author: histrionic native WOOOOOSH!!!!!! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6720140) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:19 PM Author: Rose spectacular brunch bump for goodness (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783055) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:24 PM Author: hilarious fragrant locale bump again (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783085) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 5:26 PM Author: floppy ruddy set pistol ugh (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6783096) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 2:44 PM Author: Mustard pit Truly Wooshtastic! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6870689) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Self-centered Scarlet Foreskin Community Account best xoxo thread EVER. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872840) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Bateful National Liquid Oxygen ty ty ty
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Date: October 27th, 2006 9:57 PM Author: stimulating coiffed faggotry mood most overrated thread in xoxo history. kth. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872873) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Self-centered Scarlet Foreskin Community Account bitter much? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872963) |
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Date: October 27th, 2006 10:11 PM Author: olive stag film incel Incorrect. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#6872975) |
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Date: September 28th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Plum stage roommate This is the TITCR. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8698810) |
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Date: November 26th, 2006 2:01 AM Author: Cracking newt personal credit line I love this thread. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7069460) |
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Date: December 1st, 2006 4:43 PM Author: hairraiser crotch international law enforcement agency Greatest schtick ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7112385) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: bearded passionate school french chef In memory of the fridge, perry. 22 super bowls ago... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544222) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 8:39 PM Author: motley chestnut tanning salon hoooray (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544712) |
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Date: February 4th, 2007 8:56 PM Author: salmon curious sound barrier spot I love this thread! But only because of all the bandwagon faggots who need to 180 and bump it to show that they, too, think it's funny. Guess what, faggots? Only two posts were funny- the egg holder post and the child suffocation post. You wannabe bandwagon faggots are pathetic strivers who were never accepted in society. Keep giving 180s to popular threads- even fat, ugly virgin faggots can fit in on the internets! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7544838) |
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Date: September 30th, 2007 10:03 PM Author: Plum stage roommate 119. Never post here again.
Recommendation: Kill self.
ywia |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:14 AM Author: aphrodisiac address Bump for Washington Post. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720429) |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:16 AM Author: Titillating drunken gunner trust fund Well done sir. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7720438) |
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Date: March 7th, 2007 10:44 AM Author: cowardly rebellious orchestra pit water buffalo Rebump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7721850) |
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Date: March 27th, 2007 2:59 PM Author: Mustard pit Bump for general-wooshiness. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825939) |
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Date: March 27th, 2007 3:03 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (one, two, three, no gravity) ty, one of my favorites. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7825966) |
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Date: April 12th, 2007 6:14 PM Author: Diverse Spruce Market Oldie but a goodie. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920355) |
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Date: April 12th, 2007 7:52 PM Author: Adventurous filthy associate site I thought of this thread today because my refigerator is not, in fact, very cold right now. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7920851) |
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Date: April 18th, 2007 8:45 PM Author: stubborn idea he suggested space press bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#7959338) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 11:49 PM Author: Nighttime Dilemma finals bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052234) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:01 AM Author: Primrose Stage hahaha...being pretty new here, i had never seen it.
this thread is so shiny. |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 12:05 AM Author: Frisky stirring school cafeteria sweet tailpipe (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052345) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 1:25 AM Author: Umber marketing idea hell There aren't too many threads with the word refrigerator in the title..... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8052807) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:47 PM Author: Aggressive mind-boggling ladyboy this thread is the opposite of all the hateful threads on autoadmit. brilliant (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057145) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (my flame moniker) I know, xoxo has really forgotten about good clean fun. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8057151) |
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Date: May 14th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: Hateful Resort win (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8117381) |
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Date: June 18th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: Overrated selfie hissy fit (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8270968) |
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Date: July 12th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: slap-happy patrolman this guy is silly (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8374605) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM Author: Hateful Resort (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8441981) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 4:53 PM Author: Maroon sick chapel how the fuck did this thread get 277 posts????
xoxo people are dumb... |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:08 PM Author: bearded buck-toothed crackhouse Bump b/c of recent mention... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546126) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:16 PM Author: step-uncle's house This thread proves that xoxo people are just hipsters (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8546154) |
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Date: September 30th, 2007 9:24 PM Author: Plum stage roommate "sometimes I get lonely ground beef cannot refrigerate you back" (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8711160) |
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Date: October 15th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: burgundy stead puppy bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8773312) |
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Date: November 29th, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Temple http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicoalesce/38671102/in/set-1231744/ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954525) |
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Date: November 29th, 2007 10:54 PM Author: Offensive kitchen fail (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#8954532) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 8:58 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Church Building bump (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9318152) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 10:08 PM Author: abode corn cake http://www.reputationdefender.com/ (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9435607) |
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Date: March 29th, 2008 12:24 AM Author: indecent pale potus reading party never forget! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9547866) |
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Date: March 29th, 2008 12:56 AM Author: whorehouse legal warrant ~~thread necromancy warning~~
*This Thread is More Than 2 Weeks Old* |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 9:22 PM Author: bistre pontificating dopamine Never forget (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9603928) |
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Date: June 21st, 2008 9:45 PM Author: really tough guy therapy bumpedy bumpedy (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9911369) |
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Date: July 19th, 2008 11:42 AM Author: cordovan goal in life hairy legs Yeah. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988617) |
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Date: July 19th, 2008 12:30 PM Author: Buff internet-worthy faggot firefighter library *stores her bra and panties in your freezer compartment* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#9988688) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:02 PM Author: Indigo national security agency gaping whoooooooooooooooooosh! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358271) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:11 PM Author: brethren police squad wow i really missed out on this one (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358303) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:21 PM Author: home philosopher-king I am honored to make the 300th post ITT (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358349) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 4:41 PM Author: Turquoise Den So fucking stupid. You idiots would be entertained by a guy pretending to be a fridge saying "whooosh" 5000x
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Date: November 13th, 2008 7:32 PM Author: Cream Area Famous Landscape Painting I hate to sully this near perfect thread but I have to say, you're either a) flame b) completely humorless c) 19 or d) triggish to beat the band.
Either way, I'm your new nemesis. Welcome to the jungle. |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 5:56 PM Author: Deranged milky forum lettuce Bumping old threads makes me feel like a time-traveler (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358587) |
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Date: November 13th, 2008 6:06 PM Author: Coral gas station ratface I thoroughly enjoyed this thread. THANK YOU. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#10358612) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Roblox very cold (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#50226942) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:27 PM Author: ferengi (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=208789&forum_id=2#50226945) |