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2026 XOXO Clique Reformation
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Realized that historical clique theory doesn't really map on to modern day xoxo. It seems like we've devolved into the following:
Creepers - wifeguy and EPAH are exemplars
Stalkers - board pedos, nyuug, and people seeking to get into IRL
Femmes - all the weird gay shit from people like cucumbers and then the real females like ferengi who still post
Outcasts - disco fries, mountain cat, and other fats
Bros - TT, buttcheeks, peeface, Zurich, wifeguy (some special cases can cross clique boundaries), etc.
Balds - the uniting universal clique we all belong to
Spammers - You know who the fuck you are, you fucking freaks
I'm nowhere near scholarly enough to break down how this devolution occurred or how key traits map to them, but I thought this might be helpful |
Date: October 6th, 2026 2:37 PM Author: crimson boistinker tank dat cancel (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174358) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: Henna Center Candlestick Maker cant really agree with this OP (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174361) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:46 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface You're right, there should have been a category for penii, but it's already too many cliques even without that addition
I shouldn't have unleashed this half-baked scholarship on the board. I repent |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Henna Center Candlestick Maker refine it and repoast (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174394) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: animeboi (.) I'm still a jock. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174385) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Who else do you put in that category? How do they interact with outcasts and femmes? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174390) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: charcoal fragrant party of the first part counter: Clique, Like Phenotype, Is Immutable (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174396) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: dashing mad cow disease (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50175917) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: Brass Hominid What am I? Unclassified? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174412) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Shit no, the names are exemplars rather than intended to capture the complete set. How do you describe your defining characteristics (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174423) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Brass Hominid Sex with women for feelings (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174453) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I'm not sure you have a place here in 2026's xo :( (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174497) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: Brass Hominid I always knew I was an outsider (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I mean...you're in to some pretty deranged shit, you know? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174512) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:44 PM Author: Brass Hominid We all got holes to fill. And them holes is all that's real. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174526) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Beady-eyed Senate Striped Hyena Gamers (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174489) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:45 PM Author: lex This is more a collection of phenotype clusters than cliques. Or is this what cliques were all along (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:49 PM Author: Brass Hominid Meta clusters becoming super cliques tp (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174656) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Startled dark turdskin Correct. Everyone here is Loser Clique, though there are some Loser hybrids. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174668) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Brass Hominid I'm a Scumgineer-Loser (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174670) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Startled dark turdskin TSINAH is a Nerdloser, OldHLSGuy too I guess. Anyone with actual Engineering chops.
There are a couple Scumlosers like that guy who lived in his car. |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Can you get AI to summarize each clique in just a few sentences? Could be critical for the sake of posterity (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174684) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Startled dark turdskin You already know them by sight.
Scumbags look like Scumbags.
Jocks look like Jocks.
Nerds look like Nerds.
Preps look like Preps (though this is more subtle).
Everyone else is a Loser. |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Hmm, what was Patrick Bateman's character in American Psycho? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174704) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Startled dark turdskin Prep of course. If I remember from the book he came from old money (I believe he raped the maid when he was 14, very old-school Prep move). Went to Harvard pre-Asian and striver invasion. Bond trader in an era when no one knew what bonds were except the $25 ones your aunt would give you on your birthday. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174713) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I only saw the movie. He dressed like a prep but seemed to have a bit of a jock crossover (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174727) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 10:17 AM Author: Startled dark turdskin Christian Bale is not Patrick Bateman. He just played him in a movie. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50175906) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 10:30 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Goddamnit, I always make this mistake (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50175949) |
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Date: October 7th, 2026 10:20 AM Author: dashing mad cow disease (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50175919) |
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Date: October 6th, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt) *throws phone while taking a dump* (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910249&forum_id=2#50174789) |