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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
dun nubile tank therapy
  08/14/26
Lol
Splenetic charcoal location persian
  08/14/26
...
Cyan sex offender
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
dun nubile tank therapy
  08/14/26
cq
sapphire yapping casino boistinker
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
marvelous depressive
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
dun nubile tank therapy
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
Adamo Tuti
  08/16/26
180 political ad
Learning disabled motley bawdyhouse
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
Cyan sex offender
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
impertinent cuckoldry
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
dead multi-colored market
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
painfully honest avocado stead
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
dun nubile tank therapy
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
Learning disabled motley bawdyhouse
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
supple mauve field
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
aggressive tantric gas station degenerate
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
dun nubile tank therapy
  08/16/26
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Excitant legal warrant
  08/16/26
...
vengeful range
  08/16/26
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Purple Garrison
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
Spruce feces
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
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fragrant bronze tanning salon alpha
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
black free-loading macaca
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Richard Ames
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
black free-loading macaca
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
sienna abode filthpig
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
black free-loading macaca
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Excitant legal warrant
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
Splenetic charcoal location persian
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
marvelous depressive
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: dun nubile tank therapy

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Splenetic charcoal location persian

Lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Cyan sex offender



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: dun nubile tank therapy

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: sapphire yapping casino boistinker

cq

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: marvelous depressive

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: dun nubile tank therapy

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Adamo Tuti (⚖️)

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Learning disabled motley bawdyhouse

180 political ad

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Cyan sex offender

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: impertinent cuckoldry

Very Trumpian

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: dead multi-colored market

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: painfully honest avocado stead

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: dun nubile tank therapy

Sup, Ken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Learning disabled motley bawdyhouse

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: supple mauve field

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: aggressive tantric gas station degenerate

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: dun nubile tank therapy

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Excitant legal warrant



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071051)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: vengeful range



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Purple Garrison



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071252)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Spruce feces

I’m voting for him even harder now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Richard Ames

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: fragrant bronze tanning salon alpha



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071121)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: black free-loading macaca

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: black free-loading macaca

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: sienna abode filthpig

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: black free-loading macaca

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Excitant legal warrant

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Splenetic charcoal location persian

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: marvelous depressive

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2#50073136)