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Freddie Gray, UVA, what else do I have to say

Edit on 7/10/2022 bc some shitmod fucked this thread ...
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Honestly, we probably have enough lib meltdowns from the pas...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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someone should improve this... http://www.xoxohth.com/thr...
Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital
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do i get even 0.1% of the credit for originating this?
Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital
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yes
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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*sues for royalties*
Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital
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This has potential
awkward field
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Crimson Parlour
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Hideous bawdyhouse hunting ground
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Summon: earl
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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damn
Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse
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180000000000000000
lascivious zippy national
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180.
Chocolate Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen
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ho lee fuk 180^180
Electric Deranged Feces
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180.
walnut french chef stage
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180!!!1!!!!!!111111
Hairraiser opaque weed whacker
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Poast of the year
awkward field
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ty man
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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Electric Deranged Feces
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Mind-boggling Chad
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Demanding chapel
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Irradiated sadistic base gaping
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dashing effete stage
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Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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Crimson Parlour
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Godawful very tactful ladyboy
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In retrospect it really was POTY
gold glittery senate
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carmine naked set jewess
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ho lee fuk
cobalt parlor
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180 as fuck
Jet death wish lay
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This is terrible and not even funny (Benzo)
awkward field
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180
Carnelian stirring site sweet tailpipe
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Read this R.E.M. End of the World style
Clear Whorehouse Goyim
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LOL this
Mind-boggling Chad
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lmao
aggressive lilac mexican
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unless you want to have this posted around the web as Guy wi...
hilarious theatre
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TBH I thought about this, but figured that any place that wa...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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JFC
Aquamarine bearded house
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Reply Favorite Date: July 10th, 2022 1:20 PM Author:...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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6'4"
costumed faggot firefighter spot
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Charismatic indian lodge indirect expression
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recommend listen to the original in the bg: https://www.yout...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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He's a karaoke version as well: https://www.youtube.com/w...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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holy fuck, how long did this take you?
Citrine heady gas station incel
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A few hours, I guess. I did most of it in a fit of inspirati...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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just read it in tandem with the original song. fucking brill...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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BWP? i haven't seen him in ages
jag
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He created a pumo alt, I think. I think DVP was stalking him...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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you did a good job, a lot of the couplets match up brilliant...
marvelous duck-like menage
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TY man. The only one I'm pretty unsatisfied with is "fa...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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there has to be some middle eastern word or city that can ma...
hilarious theatre
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you did so little violence to the musicality and meter of th...
Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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Crimson Parlour
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multi-colored aqua point affirmative action
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hear hear
lurid anal narrative
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as i was trying to think of rhymes with mafia last night an...
hilarious theatre
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for that one, how about "your tip is 'pray away'"
180 light roommate turdskin
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strong work.
Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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ADVERTISING SPACE FOR SALE IN WHAT WILL SURELY BE A 300+ THR...
Abusive domesticated business firm
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Mind-boggling Chad
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dashing effete stage
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Crimson Parlour
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cordovan twisted stock car
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madre de dios 180 trillion
Thriller Haunting Codepig
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180
Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital
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180 quadrillon
sooty tripping forum famous landscape painting
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180 billion
Vermilion comical foreskin
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Wow
excitant stead
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180 trillion billion
marvelous duck-like menage
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Brother you are truly a board treasure
Mind-boggling Chad
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wow, 180
Hot hateful kitchen party of the first part
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speechless
Stubborn honey-headed laser beams candlestick maker
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Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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HEALTHY
Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital
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holy shit this is famous all over the internet
yellow address windowlicker
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if somebody wiht musical skill did this properly and put it ...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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cr. we have people who can do it too
yellow address windowlicker
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Just went back and sang it with the song. 180 doesn't even s...
walnut french chef stage
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seriously. so incredible. 180 the way that some pieces o...
Stubborn honey-headed laser beams candlestick maker
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TOXIC FATALITY
Sickened Center
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Slow clap 180 That's not scholarship .... Oh, but it is....
orchid jet-lagged pit
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"UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality " this par...
180 light roommate turdskin
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180, wholly fuck.
Pumonymous
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Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse
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LOL brother same here
Mind-boggling Chad
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180
aggressive lilac mexican
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Razzle Trust Fund Range
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Indigo big casino water buffalo
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guy, i've been in the song-lyric-replacement game for like 6...
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dashing effete stage
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I don't think OP understands that he is getting praise from ...
shimmering motley box office
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I understand now. Thank you, my emperor.
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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Crimson Parlour
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omfg askav u r 2 much
Vivacious lavender orchestra pit people who are hurt
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dashing effete stage
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Damn. I owe some phone numbers man. Really sorry I'm coming ...
Rough-skinned deer antler
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talented orange roast beef heaven
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OH MY. that's 287934561972834698236819238492837463912
lurid anal narrative
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18000
concupiscible cream ceo idea he suggested
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but xo assad is fine
richard clock
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exciting idiotic trailer park
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OH GOD OH-
Appetizing Wild Principal's Office
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Mind-boggling Chad
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Post of year
Crimson Parlour
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Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo This is on...
Crimson Parlour
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Mind-boggling Chad
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that's the real art in doing these any ape can come up with...
Electric Deranged Feces
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Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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This doesn't sound good bro. Nice effort. Good job though.
massive hall
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?
Irradiated sadistic base gaping
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It sounds like shit.
massive hall
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Don't do this man.
Vivacious lavender orchestra pit people who are hurt
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You think that sounds good? I mean, hell of a lot of effo...
massive hall
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Grow a beard.
Mind-boggling Chad
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just shut up faggot, no one cares about you on xo or elsewhe...
Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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it sounds like shit if you have a low auditory IQ and can't ...
multi-colored aqua point affirmative action
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lol butthurt libfaggot ur done here
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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i've wondered from time to time what happened to the goatse....
cobalt parlor
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shitlibs IRATE
Mind-boggling Chad
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(contrarian queer)
Sickened Center
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arrogant chrome haunted graveyard
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Vivacious lavender orchestra pit people who are hurt
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This is one of the best things I have seen on the board in o...
Diverse tattoo
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Top ten XO history. Will be remembered like Kirk Gibson in t...
Bossy School Cafeteria
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Exhilarant halford abode
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nice. i hate the original song so don't really care to hear...
Navy resort
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1800000000
impertinent church building potus
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That's it, shut the forums down, we have reached the peak of...
racy green stag film
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poasting in an iconic thread
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
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not flame, a properly done recording of this posted to youtu...
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hilarious theatre
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Jet death wish lay
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Godawful very tactful ladyboy
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http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-47199.html
Carnelian stirring site sweet tailpipe
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fucking lol This is from the AutoAdmit.com Web site and p...
Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse
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great, the last thing we need is more of these dudes around ...
multi-colored aqua point affirmative action
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Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse
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Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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someone poast this on a web forum for neoreactionary brandy ...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Elite Impressive Legal Warrant Locus
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I never thought earl's RSF parody would get topped. this is...
Crystalline Sneaky Criminal Hell
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link?
rebellious out-of-control space
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725750&mc=1...
Pumonymous
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ty
rebellious out-of-control space
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awesome. 180.
Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home
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one of the most hilarious things ive read on this shitsite. ...
cracking disgusting public bath
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180
Snowy Bonkers Becky Plaza
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I am adding you to the xO Hall of Fame
Titillating Piazza Karate
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Hahah this is perfect. Lol @ the chorus
disrespectful state
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shaky psychic
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180
Violent Talking Sound Barrier
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180 TRILLION POTUS OF POASTS /XO
Dull passionate ticket booth
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Canary Spectacular Brunch Digit Ratio
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180^180
Vibrant plum really tough guy property
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Smoky Wonderful Locale Legend
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lol good god
turquoise stimulating boiling water
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still perfect 1800000000000000000000
Adventurous puce native wrinkle
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hyperventilating grizzly cuckold crotch
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perfect 180
galvanic translucent filthpig location
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arrogant chrome haunted graveyard
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My god.
soul-stirring violet pocket flask theater
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cobalt parlor
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Bateful area national security agency
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180
jade offensive pervert
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Blue curious persian dingle berry
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41984645646461318479874619874634987461498494898 Not sure ...
Sick community account market
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histrionic cruise ship
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really ashamed that i haven't bumped this yet
Flirting Obsidian Den
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Laughsome library
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Bateful area national security agency
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bright station selfie
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Swollen school
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wow this was right before xo trump
Contagious mustard office
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What was here and why was it deleted?
aphrodisiac pontificating church tank
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why was this shitmodded? Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Ston...
gunneratttt
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Cerebral at-the-ready pozpig double fault
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What the fuck??
Swollen school
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exciting idiotic trailer park
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shimmering motley box office
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...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality LULZ i dont get ...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Benham bros are the two guys who had their HGTV series cance...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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nah bro tesla and rob lowe need to cum out. there's so mcuh ...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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If I replace Rob Lowe, it's gotta rhyme with "Hebdo&quo...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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tbf, this is like me suggesting to michelangelo that his dep...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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? doesn't show enough cock imo
Rambunctious temple
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shimmering motley box office
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“ Tesla is less about the company itself and more how ...
aphrodisiac pontificating church tank
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keeps getting better
pearl floppy mother volcanic crater
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insult a gay borderline lay these are offensive; NOT okay
180 light roommate turdskin
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180
supple slate queen of the night
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dead provocative rigor quadroon
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surely an XO bro has enough vocal talent to record this
dead provocative rigor quadroon
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Where is Dennis when we need him?
Sick community account market
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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a certain late 80s billy joel tune rocketing to the top of i...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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180
Chartreuse Aromatic Wagecucks Doctorate
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Dennis3, you'd better be recording this on vocaroo right now...
Shivering Razzmatazz Rehab
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Underhanded cyan son of senegal
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richard clock
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Crimson Parlour
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aggressive lilac mexican
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Fiercely-loyal ape step-uncle's house
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Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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yellow address windowlicker
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you can get the rap song made for $5 here https://www.fiv...
lascivious zippy national
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im tellin u we need to get darnell or whats his name - that ...
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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LOL cr. what's his link again?
lascivious zippy national
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This guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78
Pumonymous
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yes! here's him https://www.fiverr.com/greatgigsguy3/do-a...
lascivious zippy national
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Great job matching up the rhyme scheme and syllables. Only ...
Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home
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bro, when you started getting hot in song lyrics, i did my d...
Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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Arousing institution coffee pot
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He is deserving of multiple 180's. This is very creative, d...
Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home
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you are right about American sniper, too i'd go with Justin...
hilarious theatre
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My thoughts re: American Sniper: -I really wanted it incl...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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Oh I don't mean rhyming with the old lyrics. I feel like ...
Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g 1:20 i think s...
hilarious theatre
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which is weird, because he doesn't use the rhyming scheme wi...
Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home
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The time they first air it will be one of the greatest momen...
Vigorous mauve useless brakes
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(Brett Favre)
cobalt parlor
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Hairraiser opaque weed whacker
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screaming lols 180
rebellious out-of-control space
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180 verses, but chorus is a bit lazy in comparison.
unhinged mentally impaired internal respiration meetinghouse
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sup tucker
self-centered shrine marketing idea
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lol
yellow address windowlicker
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...
Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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I pray that this song will be blaring from the speakers at n...
Diverse tattoo
  05/06/15
LJL Jeb Bush?
Confused sanctuary elastic band
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JEB
histrionic cruise ship
  05/30/20
i logged in for this. have a 180.
Azure philosopher-king
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Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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aggressive lilac mexican
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Titillating Piazza Karate
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It's too bad catcalling wasn't included. I guess "yes a...
Pumonymous
  05/06/15
lol. catcalling should definitely be added
lascivious zippy national
  05/06/15
Cat calls, ISIS tanks, Mosul falls, Big banks, Bernie's in...
gaped
  05/06/15
Yeah leave this to the pros brother
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
  05/08/15
never forget
Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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...
gaped
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...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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is someone gonna sing it with "shitlibs" in the ch...
Shivering Razzmatazz Rehab
  05/07/15
Sorry man, but I can't sell that part. That's life.
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
  05/07/15
you'll need a writer's edition that includes shitlibs it's ...
hilarious theatre
  05/14/15
that one fraud from OWS - "that's the bank that took my...
Stubborn honey-headed laser beams candlestick maker
  05/07/15
http://blakespajamas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pjboy.jp...
Electric Deranged Feces
  05/11/15
Pajama Boy is a line in the song, virtually impossible he's ...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/022/Naa...
Electric Deranged Feces
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Sinister immigrant
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Sinister immigrant
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Metal insanely creepy corner gunner
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Hairraiser opaque weed whacker
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no one recorded this yet?
dead provocative rigor quadroon
  05/20/15
Don't sweat it man, it's coming.
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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Hairraiser opaque weed whacker
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...
chest-beating
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Putting Mattress Girl as the first item proved to be a fortu...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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1800000000000000000000
Mind-boggling Chad
  05/25/15
fatal flaw with the song is that new shitlib stuff comes up ...
cobalt parlor
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Also Rachel Dolezal would be a necessity in an updated versi...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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yeah, this isn't a fatal flaw, it's job security radio show...
hilarious theatre
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Whatever happened to Glen Beck or necktie guy making this in...
Titillating Piazza Karate
  07/09/15
We need to get this in Trump's hands
Brass toaster
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but he doesn't have the money to do it right
hilarious theatre
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supple slate queen of the night
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Swollen school
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Diverse tattoo
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earls best work
Cheese-eating Private Investor
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spruce gay wizard
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Swollen school
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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gold glittery senate
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Diverse tattoo
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What else do you have to say
Diverse tattoo
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It's actually pretty incredible to think of how many things ...
Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon
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Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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how do we rhyme trigglypuff
yellow address windowlicker
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second cousin's muff
Rose crusty telephone hissy fit
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Swollen school
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yellow address windowlicker
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How am I just now looking at this for the first time? I f...
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Diverse tattoo
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Swollen school
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Hairraiser opaque weed whacker
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sticky partner
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Jfc can someone just make this into a song? Can't cost more ...
drab blood rage
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Diverse tattoo
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Diverse tattoo
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Blue curious persian dingle berry
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French voyeur clown
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Poast new message in this thread



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Date: April 30th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

Edit on 7/10/2022 bc some shitmod fucked this thread

Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2022 1:20 PM

Author: Slippin' Jimmy (gunneratttt)

found it repoasted elsewhere

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27792577)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:55 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27853046)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28056617)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28502218)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#30543980)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

Honestly, we probably have enough lib meltdowns from the past 15 years or so to totally rewrite that song.

Somebody get Earl on it.

That said, I think I preferred "Chik-fil-a, not okay! What else do I have to say!" for that part.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27792583)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 11:56 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27792646)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:19 PM
Author: Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital

someone should improve this...

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire (2010s Remix).mpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27792842)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital

do i get even 0.1% of the credit for originating this?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824975)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:12 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

yes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27831792)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital

*sues for royalties*

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27831816)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: awkward field

This has potential

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27792786)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Crimson Parlour



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27792791)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Hideous bawdyhouse hunting ground



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27792808)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27795513)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

Summon: earl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27808439)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:08 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818878)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse

damn

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818886)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: lascivious zippy national

180000000000000000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818893)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Chocolate Theater Stage Liquid Oxygen

180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818899)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Electric Deranged Feces

ho lee fuk 180^180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818904)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: walnut french chef stage

180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818918)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser opaque weed whacker

180!!!1!!!!!!111111

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818986)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: awkward field

Poast of the year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818994)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

ty man

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819273)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: Electric Deranged Feces



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819398)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27820754)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Demanding chapel



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824317)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Irradiated sadistic base gaping



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824347)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:35 AM
Author: dashing effete stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825072)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825166)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:14 AM
Author: Crimson Parlour



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825829)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Godawful very tactful ladyboy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27831844)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: gold glittery senate

In retrospect it really was POTY

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#30532741)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: carmine naked set jewess



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27818997)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: cobalt parlor

ho lee fuk

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819038)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:30 PM
Author: Jet death wish lay

180 as fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819044)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: awkward field

This is terrible and not even funny

(Benzo)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819071)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Carnelian stirring site sweet tailpipe

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819362)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Clear Whorehouse Goyim

Read this R.E.M. End of the World style

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819415)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad

LOL this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27820752)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: aggressive lilac mexican

lmao

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824824)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

unless you want to have this posted around the web as Guy with PhD in community research on rape culture(CharlesXII), you just outed this moniker and need a new one because you should get it attributed to your real name

it's not all perfect, but damn there are some good ones

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819443)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

TBH I thought about this, but figured that any place that was ballsy enough to publish/make a parody video out of it would be sufficiently non-prestigious that I'd be content with the authorship being anonymous.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819466)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Aquamarine bearded house

JFC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819462)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

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Date: July 10th, 2022 1:20 PM

Author: Slippin' Jimmy (gunneratttt)

found it repoasted elsewhere

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819518)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: costumed faggot firefighter spot

6'4"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819538)



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Date: July 17th, 2019 7:21 PM
Author: Charismatic indian lodge indirect expression



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#38547769)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

recommend listen to the original in the bg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819546)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

He's a karaoke version as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k52H9p9QF6k

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819627)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Citrine heady gas station incel

holy fuck, how long did this take you?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819555)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

A few hours, I guess. I did most of it in a fit of inspiration on Friday night and then finished some of the harder parts on Saturday. I'm not much of a poet so getting the syllables and rhymes to match up reasonable well was a lot harder than coming up with events to add. BWP and mittwillard helped me out a bit, so be sure to give them a couple 180s too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819616)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

just read it in tandem with the original song. fucking brilliant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819636)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: jag

BWP? i haven't seen him in ages

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819658)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

He created a pumo alt, I think. I think DVP was stalking him.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819686)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: marvelous duck-like menage

you did a good job, a lot of the couplets match up brilliantly well against the meter, and the ones that don't can always be read in a way that works even if you have to think about it a little.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819994)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

TY man. The only one I'm pretty unsatisfied with is "fake receipts from Dayna" (which replaced "space monkey, mafia"). I really wanted to include the whole lib outrage over faked racist/anti-gay receipts but it was hard to say it in relatively few syllables and have it rhyme with anything. Fortunately, "mafia" was one of the few lines with no rhymes, but it still comes out awkwardly.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27820748)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

there has to be some middle eastern word or city that can match up with mafia

hell, call it benghazia

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824225)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner

you did so little violence to the musicality and meter of the words while still retaining the relational structure of the concepts, and the sheer density of the references without one seeming out of place, i mean, it's a goddamn xo masterwork bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824990)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Crimson Parlour



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825826)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua point affirmative action



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828364)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative

hear hear

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27865044)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

as i was trying to think of rhymes with mafia last night

and realize now that i misunderstood you

i did come up with one worth considering

i can't take it anymore matches up with

social justice warrior

anyway, it's good to have some subtle ones in there. i didn't know what fake receipts from Dayna meant, but once you do, it's a keeper.

do some revisions and get this sucker on youtube. soon.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827172)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:03 PM
Author: 180 light roommate turdskin

for that one, how about

"your tip is 'pray away'"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827280)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:16 AM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner

strong work.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824961)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Abusive domesticated business firm

ADVERTISING SPACE FOR SALE IN WHAT WILL SURELY BE A 300+ THREAD

Make me an offer

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819659)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27820789)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:56 AM
Author: dashing effete stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825193)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 AM
Author: Crimson Parlour



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825832)



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Date: November 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: cordovan twisted stock car



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#45431483)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Thriller Haunting Codepig

madre de dios

180 trillion

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819766)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:06 PM
Author: Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819812)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: sooty tripping forum famous landscape painting

180 quadrillon

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819836)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Vermilion comical foreskin

180 billion

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819879)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: excitant stead

Wow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819922)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: marvelous duck-like menage

180 trillion billion

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819969)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad

Brother you are truly a board treasure

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27820762)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 4:37 PM
Author: Hot hateful kitchen party of the first part

wow, 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27820801)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: Stubborn honey-headed laser beams candlestick maker

speechless

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27821323)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 6:00 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27821368)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:35 PM
Author: Cocky Silver Boltzmann Hospital

HEALTHY

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824185)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: yellow address windowlicker

holy shit this is famous all over the internet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824238)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

if somebody wiht musical skill did this properly and put it on youtube it would go viral big time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824267)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: yellow address windowlicker

cr. we have people who can do it too

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824298)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: walnut french chef stage

Just went back and sang it with the song. 180 doesn't even scratch the surface.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824253)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Stubborn honey-headed laser beams candlestick maker

seriously. so incredible.

180 the way that some pieces of the real lyrics are spliced in with the parody, which I think is a key element to call you back to the original.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826530)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: Sickened Center

TOXIC FATALITY

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824261)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: orchid jet-lagged pit

Slow clap 180

That's not scholarship ....

Oh, but it is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824401)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: 180 light roommate turdskin

"UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality "

this particular one is so flawless i cried

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824431)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Pumonymous

180, wholly fuck.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824461)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824816)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad

LOL brother same here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825477)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: aggressive lilac mexican

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824836)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Razzle Trust Fund Range



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824938)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Indigo big casino water buffalo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824946)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:14 AM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner

guy, i've been in the song-lyric-replacement game for like 6 years, probably the best ever to do it

this is fucking incredible, better than anything i or anyone else on this board have ever done, and we should all be humbled

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824953)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: dashing effete stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825099)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:45 AM
Author: shimmering motley box office

I don't think OP understands that he is getting praise from Caesar right here and that is tragic

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825860)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 8:48 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

I understand now. Thank you, my emperor.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825977)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: Crimson Parlour



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826709)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Vivacious lavender orchestra pit people who are hurt

omfg askav u r 2 much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826545)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: dashing effete stage



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825058)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:36 AM
Author: Rough-skinned deer antler

Damn. I owe some phone numbers man. Really sorry I'm coming up short there.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825079)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 AM
Author: talented orange roast beef heaven



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825132)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:55 AM
Author: lurid anal narrative

OH MY. that's 287934561972834698236819238492837463912

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825189)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:16 AM
Author: concupiscible cream ceo idea he suggested

18000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825295)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:26 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

but xo assad is fine

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825348)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:32 AM
Author: exciting idiotic trailer park



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825389)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:06 AM
Author: Appetizing Wild Principal's Office

OH GOD OH-

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825822)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826715)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:12 AM
Author: Crimson Parlour

Post of year

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825824)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 AM
Author: Crimson Parlour

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

This is one of the many moments in the song that doesn't just work on its own merits but as a series of clever references to the original lyrics. This is just brilliant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825831)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826716)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Electric Deranged Feces

that's the real art in doing these

any ape can come up with rhymes to fit the meter, matching the ideas behind the words separates wheat from chaff

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826797)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828527)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: massive hall

This doesn't sound good bro. Nice effort. Good job though.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826506)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Irradiated sadistic base gaping

?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826510)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: massive hall

It sounds like shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826515)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Vivacious lavender orchestra pit people who are hurt

Don't do this man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826518)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: massive hall

You think that sounds good?

I mean, hell of a lot of effort and good references, but sounds like shit. Sing it in your head bro.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826531)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad

Grow a beard.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826720)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner

just shut up faggot, no one cares about you on xo or elsewhere

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827202)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua point affirmative action

it sounds like shit if you have a low auditory IQ and can't figure out the right way to arrange the words against the meter in your head (lifehack: there are always multiple ways to match up words against meter).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828352)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:03 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

lol butthurt libfaggot ur done here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27831885)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: cobalt parlor

i've wondered from time to time what happened to the goatse.cx guy. guess i don't have to any more.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834787)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad

shitlibs IRATE

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826717)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: Sickened Center

(contrarian queer)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828599)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: arrogant chrome haunted graveyard



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826511)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:23 AM
Author: Vivacious lavender orchestra pit people who are hurt



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826513)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Diverse tattoo

This is one of the best things I have seen on the board in over a decade

The way the parody lyrics match up with the real ones is unbelievable

I am in awe



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826591)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Bossy School Cafeteria

Top ten XO history. Will be remembered like Kirk Gibson in the '88 World Series.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826619)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant halford abode



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826622)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Navy resort

nice. i hate the original song so don't really care to hear a parody of it, but this is a great effort.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826625)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:55 AM
Author: impertinent church building potus

1800000000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826633)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:57 AM
Author: racy green stag film

That's it, shut the forums down, we have reached the peak of our craft

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826643)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (and he's just got gap power)

poasting in an iconic thread

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826734)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse

not flame, a properly done recording of this posted to youtube would be all over every right wing boomer email forward, and would probably get played on Hannity and Rush shows.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826893)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: hilarious theatre



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827177)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Jet death wish lay



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827184)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:41 AM
Author: Godawful very tactful ladyboy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27831851)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Carnelian stirring site sweet tailpipe

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-47199.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827175)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse

fucking lol

This is from the AutoAdmit.com Web site and posted today by someone who bills himself as "Guy with PhD in community research on rape culture (CharlesXII)."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827193)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: multi-colored aqua point affirmative action

great, the last thing we need is more of these dudes around here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828354)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Fragrant fighting alpha crackhouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828379)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:47 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828540)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

someone poast this on a web forum for neoreactionary brandy melville models. thx.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27830305)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: Elite Impressive Legal Warrant Locus

99478945768457698457684568945

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828593)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Sneaky Criminal Hell

I never thought earl's RSF parody would get topped. this is a fucking monster, one of the greatest posts ever on the bort

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828850)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: rebellious out-of-control space

link?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834439)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:22 PM
Author: Pumonymous

RSF's dad singing him "The Wreck of the Cantor Fitzgerald"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834494)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: rebellious out-of-control space

ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834505)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 6:57 PM
Author: Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home

awesome. 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828878)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:04 PM
Author: cracking disgusting public bath

one of the most hilarious things ive read on this shitsite. im in stitches. 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828901)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:16 PM
Author: Snowy Bonkers Becky Plaza

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828946)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Titillating Piazza Karate

I am adding you to the xO Hall of Fame

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828968)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: disrespectful state

Hahah this is perfect. Lol @ the chorus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27830299)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: shaky psychic



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834841)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Violent Talking Sound Barrier

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27837698)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: Dull passionate ticket booth

180 TRILLION

POTUS OF POASTS

/XO

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27838213)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: Canary Spectacular Brunch Digit Ratio



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27856391)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Vibrant plum really tough guy property

180^180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27865473)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Smoky Wonderful Locale Legend



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28295391)



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 11:20 PM
Author: turquoise stimulating boiling water

lol good god

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28393475)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Adventurous puce native wrinkle

still perfect 1800000000000000000000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#29034213)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: hyperventilating grizzly cuckold crotch



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#29242272)



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Date: November 24th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: galvanic translucent filthpig location

perfect 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#29246082)



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Date: December 9th, 2015 8:30 PM
Author: arrogant chrome haunted graveyard



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Date: May 5th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring violet pocket flask theater

My god.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#30418687)



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:52 AM
Author: cobalt parlor



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Date: December 10th, 2016 5:55 AM
Author: Bateful area national security agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#32102477)



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Date: December 10th, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: jade offensive pervert

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#32102928)



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Date: December 10th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Blue curious persian dingle berry



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Date: July 6th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Sick community account market

41984645646461318479874619874634987461498494898

Not sure how I missed this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#33719509)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: histrionic cruise ship



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Date: July 19th, 2017 10:54 PM
Author: Flirting Obsidian Den

really ashamed that i haven't bumped this yet

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#33813637)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 12:28 AM
Author: Laughsome library



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#34507110)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Bateful area national security agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#35966336)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:50 PM
Author: bright station selfie



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Author: Swollen school



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#37995285)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 4:00 PM
Author: Contagious mustard office

wow this was right before xo trump

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#38292536)



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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating church tank

What was here and why was it deleted?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#43623633)



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Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

why was this shitmodded?

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Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#44826042)



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Date: July 11th, 2022 12:36 AM
Author: Cerebral at-the-ready pozpig double fault



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#44829502)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Swollen school

What the fuck??

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#48986354)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: exciting idiotic trailer park



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27819622)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 5:51 PM
Author: shimmering motley box office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27821276)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824173)



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Date: May 4th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

LULZ

i dont get why tesla and rob lowe are on there tho.

sadly, i only didnt know ONE reference (benham brothers or whatever)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824280)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

Benham bros are the two guys who had their HGTV series canceled for opposing gay marriage.

Tesla is less about the company itself and more how it's a bit of a lib fad to love them and worship Elon Musk.

Rob Lowe was suggested by a friend and I confess not totally being sure why he fits either, although I think the DirecTV ads got bashed because some of the alternate Rob Lowes are offensive or something stupid. I didn't question it because the rhyme with "hating Charlie Hebdo" is perfect.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824387)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

nah bro tesla and rob lowe need to cum out. there's so mcuh fucking shitlib bs in obama's america they can be replaced with

and im going to vomit - wish i had not known what benham bros were. (i remember them now)

edit: may i suggest "tax day" in place of "rob lowe"?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824421)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

If I replace Rob Lowe, it's gotta rhyme with "Hebdo" to preserve the rhyme. Also, I already have a Boston bombing reference and want to avoid repeats.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824851)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

tbf, this is like me suggesting to michelangelo that his depiction of adam and eve on the sistine chapel fresco shows a tad too much cock. not even an issue breh.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/CAPPELLA_SISTINA_Ceiling.jpg (40% over and 40% down if your curious)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824873)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: Rambunctious temple

? doesn't show enough cock imo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825187)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: shimmering motley box office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825861)



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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:28 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pontificating church tank

“ Tesla is less about the company itself and more how it's a bit of a lib fad to love them and worship Elon Musk.”

Lol,how times have changed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#43623634)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: pearl floppy mother volcanic crater

keeps getting better

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#49277232)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: 180 light roommate turdskin

insult a gay

borderline lay

these are offensive; NOT okay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824417)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: supple slate queen of the night

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824419)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: dead provocative rigor quadroon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824442)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: dead provocative rigor quadroon

surely an XO bro has enough vocal talent to record this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824457)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 11:11 PM
Author: Sick community account market

Where is Dennis when we need him?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#33719618)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 12:54 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27824790)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:31 AM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825054)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825145)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:52 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

a certain late 80s billy joel tune rocketing to the top of itunes most purchased songs why

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825172)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: Chartreuse Aromatic Wagecucks Doctorate

180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825184)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Shivering Razzmatazz Rehab

Dennis3, you'd better be recording this on vocaroo right now you son of a bitch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825253)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:12 AM
Author: Underhanded cyan son of senegal



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825277)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 2:33 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825396)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:13 AM
Author: Crimson Parlour



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825827)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: aggressive lilac mexican



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27826544)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 4:53 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal ape step-uncle's house



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27825745)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827214)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 1:57 PM
Author: yellow address windowlicker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27827243)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: lascivious zippy national

you can get the rap song made for $5 here

https://www.fiverr.com/search/gigs?utf8=%E2%9C%93&search_in=everywhere&query=rap&x=0&y=0&page=1&layout=auto

SOMEONE DO IT

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27828401)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

im tellin u we need to get darnell or whats his name - that african dood - to sing it

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27830311)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious zippy national

LOL cr. what's his link again?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27833661)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Pumonymous

This guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miO8DPjSf78

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27833671)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: lascivious zippy national

yes! here's him

https://www.fiverr.com/greatgigsguy3/do-a-testimonial-video-at-my-desk-with-monitor

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834867)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home

Great job matching up the rhyme scheme and syllables. Only suggestion I have if you are going to make this a real song anbd make money off it is to replace "American Sniper" with something else.

The original song verse:

"Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team

Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev

Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez"

and yours:

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

I think you need a word that either sort of rhymes with shoot or ace. Most likely the latter, though Suez is kind of a mash between the chev and ace sound.

I suggest either: "tinder message van der sloot"

or maybe the entire last line to:

"Safe Space, Jenner's Face, Penis in the wrong place!"

which loses Affleck, who is not that important, and creates a double entendre for Jenner since his penis is misplaced and also he may be taking dick.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27829111)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 10:29 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner

bro, when you started getting hot in song lyrics, i did my duty and 180'd you. don't be a zoolander. guy with a phd. is hansel, and he's so hot right now. step aside.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27830283)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Arousing institution coffee pot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27833696)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 1:56 PM
Author: Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home

He is deserving of multiple 180's. This is very creative, done, very well and is much harder and better done than the parodies I've done. But if he wants to make money off of this, I have a humble suggestion as to one verse!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27833797)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

you are right about American sniper, too

i'd go with Justin Bieber's so cute over van der sloot

whatever. this guy really needs to out himself and make some money. it's great, but that doesn't mean it can't be better.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834242)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

My thoughts re: American Sniper:

-I really wanted it included somehow, because the recent backlash to it has been both hilarious and pathetic

-I wanted to preserve rhymes for the sake of the song sounding good. However, I'm not as concerned with having the new lyrics actually rhyme with the old ones. It's nice if it happens, but not essential.

-There's a handful of times where the original song doesn't rhyme, and "trouble in the Suez" is one of them. I used those opportunities to fit in things that weren't working well elsewhere, and American Sniper fit the bill, imo.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834465)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home

Oh I don't mean rhyming with the old lyrics.

I feel like Trouble in the Suez rhymes with Doris Day, given the way Joel sings the "ez" syllable.

It also kind of rhymes with Khrushchev.

No need to rhyme perfectly since he kind of does what he wants in those last lines, but following the "ay" sound with an "er" seems a little jarring.

In any event 180 job - I wish I could think of that many cultural references to put in a parody.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834508)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

1:20

i think suez is to rhyme with khrushchev

American sniper just needs to be worked in somewhere else

i'm not a fan of the original song, but this shit is great



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834595)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Soggy Embarrassed To The Bone Home

which is weird, because he doesn't use the rhyming scheme with the wrod two lines back in any other verse.

So if PHD were to use a word that rhymes with shoot (like van der sloot) it would follow the same scheme but not sound as clean.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834650)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Vigorous mauve useless brakes

The time they first air it will be one of the greatest moments ever. Picture hundreds of us drinking heavily and singing along.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834523)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:25 PM
Author: cobalt parlor

(Brett Favre)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834504)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser opaque weed whacker



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27831814)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: rebellious out-of-control space

screaming lols 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834132)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: unhinged mentally impaired internal respiration meetinghouse

180 verses, but chorus is a bit lazy in comparison.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834755)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: self-centered shrine marketing idea

sup tucker

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834777)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: yellow address windowlicker

lol

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834799)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27836799)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Diverse tattoo

I pray that this song will be blaring from the speakers at newly elected President Jeb Bush's election party the evening of November 8, 2016

XO brethren, I still believe this country can turn the tide against shitliberallism. There are too many great people to let this country wither and die away in masturbatory self destruction like Europe.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27834981)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Confused sanctuary elastic band

LJL Jeb Bush?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#32594966)



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Date: May 30th, 2020 6:47 AM
Author: histrionic cruise ship

JEB

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#40302804)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: Azure philosopher-king

i logged in for this. have a 180.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27835028)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27836795)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:10 PM
Author: aggressive lilac mexican



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Date: September 21st, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Titillating Piazza Karate



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: Pumonymous

It's too bad catcalling wasn't included. I guess "yes all women" is related to that, but still.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27835082)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: lascivious zippy national

lol. catcalling should definitely be added

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27835090)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: gaped

Cat calls, ISIS tanks, Mosul falls,

Big banks, Bernie's in, Hillary's a has been

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27835213)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:38 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

Yeah leave this to the pros brother

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27847079)



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Date: May 6th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner

never forget

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27836791)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 12:08 AM
Author: gaped



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27838182)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:07 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27841701)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:08 PM
Author: Shivering Razzmatazz Rehab

is someone gonna sing it with "shitlibs" in the chorus? otherwise it isn't worth listening to

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27841709)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:10 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

Sorry man, but I can't sell that part. That's life.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27841722)



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

you'll need a writer's edition that includes shitlibs

it's disingenuous and pretty stupid to have this song and then leave out the whole reason it exists

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27890305)



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Date: May 7th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Stubborn honey-headed laser beams candlestick maker

that one fraud from OWS - "that's the bank that took my parents' house"

12y/o baby tray vs. obese zimm mugshot



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27841774)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:14 AM
Author: Electric Deranged Feces

http://blakespajamas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pjboy.jpg

i swear if this pic isn't in the slideshow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27864600)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:29 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

Pajama Boy is a line in the song, virtually impossible he's excluded I imagine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27864659)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Electric Deranged Feces

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/022/Naamloos-2.png

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/678/818/40c.jpg

2 more for u

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27864715)



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Date: May 11th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Sinister immigrant



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Date: May 11th, 2015 2:24 AM
Author: Sinister immigrant



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Date: May 14th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Metal insanely creepy corner gunner



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser opaque weed whacker



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:21 AM
Author: dead provocative rigor quadroon

no one recorded this yet?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27926602)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:22 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

Don't sweat it man, it's coming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27926607)



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Date: May 20th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser opaque weed whacker



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Date: May 20th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: chest-beating



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Date: May 20th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

Putting Mattress Girl as the first item proved to be a fortuitous choice.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27931783)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chad

1800000000000000000000

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#27960886)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: cobalt parlor

fatal flaw with the song is that new shitlib stuff comes up every few days. like it seems silly now to include chelsea manning and not caitlin jenner

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28403346)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

Also Rachel Dolezal would be a necessity in an updated version. Probably the CSA flag as well.

Maybe I'll make an improved version for Christmas.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28403358)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

yeah, this isn't a fatal flaw, it's job security

radio shows, particulary Limbaugh, will probably pay good money to keep new versions of this song coming

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28403367)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:12 PM
Author: Titillating Piazza Karate

Whatever happened to Glen Beck or necktie guy making this into a song?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28295255)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 10:16 PM
Author: Brass toaster

We need to get this in Trump's hands

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28295292)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: hilarious theatre

but he doesn't have the money to do it right



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28403370)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: supple slate queen of the night



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Date: July 22nd, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: August 11th, 2015 4:39 PM
Author: Swollen school



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Diverse tattoo



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Date: September 15th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Private Investor

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#28763790)



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Date: October 26th, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: spruce gay wizard



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Date: November 8th, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Swollen school



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Date: November 8th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: December 17th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:31 PM
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Date: May 5th, 2016 11:04 PM
Author: gold glittery senate



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Diverse tattoo



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Diverse tattoo

What else do you have to say

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#30539008)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

It's actually pretty incredible to think of how many things have happened just in the last year that would merit inclusion in an updated version. Besides all the obvious Trump stuff, there's the Confederate flag mania, Rachel Dolezal, the Mizzou meltdown, screaming chick at Yale, tranny bathroom escalation, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#30539032)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: yellow address windowlicker

how do we rhyme trigglypuff

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#30544021)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit

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(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#30544024)



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Swollen school



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: yellow address windowlicker



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Date: June 23rd, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: 

How am I just now looking at this for the first time?

I feel like Rip Van Winkle - waking up realizing that I missed the past century.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#30770342)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 8:55 AM
Author: Diverse tattoo



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Date: August 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Swollen school



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Date: September 14th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser opaque weed whacker



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Date: September 14th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: sticky partner



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Date: September 14th, 2016 7:12 PM
Author: drab blood rage

Jfc can someone just make this into a song? Can't cost more than like 20$, get someone on fiverr to do it

I mean I'd do it but I'm a total POS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#31408426)



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Date: November 1st, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Diverse tattoo



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Date: November 9th, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Diverse tattoo



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Date: February 10th, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Blue curious persian dingle berry



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Date: July 6th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: French voyeur clown



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Date: July 6th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: July 7th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: hilarious theatre

barely over 2 years since the op and charles could come up with at least two more full songs of shitlib bashing lyrics.

unreal

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#33719880)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:02 PM
Author: Salmon Swashbuckling Police Squad Tanning Salon

It really is something of a time capsule. The Trump run totally revolutionized politics both in America at large and on XO so it's basically a good overview of the Old Shitlibbery.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#33813711)



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: July 19th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: Bateful area national security agency



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Date: August 5th, 2017 6:19 PM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: exciting idiotic trailer park



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Date: May 26th, 2019 3:50 PM
Author: Henna idiot



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Date: July 17th, 2019 7:16 PM
Author: Diverse tattoo



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Date: August 13th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: Diverse tattoo



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Date: November 16th, 2019 6:43 PM
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Date: May 30th, 2020 6:22 AM
Author: Shitlib

can someone explain how the 180 CharlesXII song parody was DELETED? was this Tommy Low T flexing his ill-gotten shitmod powers and deleting a universally exalted CLASSIC xo poast? these questions MUST be answered. until proven otherwise we MUST presume that Tommy was the shitmod!

NO | JUSTCE | NO | PEACE

Neville Chamberlain was FIRED by Downing St. then self-deported to Highfield Park

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#40302780)



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Date: May 31st, 2020 6:40 PM
Author: French voyeur clown

Holy shit I can’t believe this was deleted

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#40314294)



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Date: December 17th, 2021 2:20 AM
Author: Diverse tattoo



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Date: August 20th, 2020 1:14 AM
Author: purple azn gaming laptop

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#40783111)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 7:40 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Mattress Girl, UVA, Rolling Stone, Mike Sam’s Gay

Jena Six, Duke Lacrosse, Jameis Winston’s ho

Trayvon Martin, Zimmerman, Eric Garner, Ferguson

Bradley Manning, Chelsea Manning, GMO’s must go

Sandra Fluke, slut walks, Larry Summers, girls with cocks

Fracking, Occupy, Tookie Williams shouldn’t die

Pussy Riot, Ray Rice, Getting fat is not a vice

Macklemore, Wendy Davis, Citizen’s United

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Lena Dunham, Ezra Klein, Upworthy, Assad’s fine

Brokeback Mountain, Hashtags, “Legitimate Rape.”

Benham brothers, Black brunch, GamerGate, Credit crunch

Sa-Lon-Dot-Com, Proposition 8

Die-ins, Redskins, ‘Release SeaWorld’s dolphins'

Donald Sterling, Carbon tax, Abolish every all-male frat,

Gitmo, Istanbul, Hands Up, Don’t Shoot

Safe space, Affleck’s Face, “American Sniper”

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Brendan Eich can go to Hell, Roger Goodell’s NFL

Tesla, Pajama Boy, ‘I Need Feminism...’ Signs

Strap-Ons, Hybrid Cars, Berkeley race wars

Mugging victims shouldn’t fight, ‘Let’s hope the Boston Bomber’s white’

Hobby Lobby, “Milk,” “Her”, Fake receipts from Dayna

Boycotting Ender, Facebook’s fifty genders

UKIP, Duck Dynasty, Intersectionality

Chubby chasers, Rob Lowe, Hating Charlie Hebdo

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Koch brothers, Adelson, Drones bombing Pakistan

#YesAllWomen, Scott Walker’s Act Ten

"Dear White People”, Tasers are too lethal

Transracial otherkin, Tim Tebow shouldn’t win

RuPaul, Keystone X, 6-year-olds can change their sex

Chik-fil-a, not okay, what else do I have to say

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

Wise Latinas, Vaccines, Paul Lepage’s Vaseline

Rim jobs, Laverne Cox, Bridgegate, Murdoch

Kick Jews out of Palestine, Obama gets a Peace Prize

Nuke concessions to Iran, London is Afghanistan

Fetuses are not alive, College rape is one in five

Student debt, control rents, cis, trans, The One Percent

Homophobes can’t own a store, B’More’s under martial law

Never-ending trigger warns, I can't take it anymore

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

But when the West is gone

Will they still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

They are always yearning

For a world that’s burning

We couldn’t stop the shitlibs

Now we have to fight them

Cuz we can’t silence them

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#41087787)



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:50 PM
Author: cobalt parlor



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#41835295)



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Date: July 9th, 2022 3:46 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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Date: November 3rd, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: Mahogany Juggernaut



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Date: December 29th, 2022 8:57 AM
Author: Swollen school



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Date: January 27th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: poppy dog poop

Someone remind me why “Rob Lowe” merited inclusion in this opus

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#45849177)



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Date: January 27th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: umber

maybe this?

https://variety.com/2015/biz/news/rob-lowe-paris-attacks-tweets-1201640404/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868069&forum_id=2#45849193)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Swollen school



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: chestnut yarmulke



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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:20 AM
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Date: September 9th, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Rose crusty telephone hissy fit



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