Date: October 9th, 2017 9:59 AM Author: comical regret native
Seeing as how I currently attract the most attention on the bort, I decided to make this handy guide to classify my various groups of haters. I'll probably be referring to this often.
Group #1 - The rancid shitlibs
This is the group that started it all. Some of our most bleeding heart, arrogant shitlibs, who made several threads a day about me for months. I tremendously trigger these guys when I expose various fraudulent elements of shitlibbery. Many were so obsessed they changed their monikers to reflect mine before it was cool:
Deranged Penguin/Consuelaman8
Obeezy
Boogie Down
Dick Vitale
Generic XO shitlib
Honorable mention:
Fulano
Twilight of the Trumpmos/Done Here
Group #2 - The XO "cool crew"
Led by the 20 year old likely virgin USPO - who has as many alts as his age - this group, consisting of mostly minorities, formed a clique here. They like to bump each other's poasts, circlejerk each other, try to start new forcememes, and otherwise act like the "cool kids" of XO. What I wouldn't give to see a photo of this motley crew of rejects together IRL. Ljl:
USPO
Ggtp
New boner police
Honorable mention:
Lamarcus
Group #3 - The "normies"
These people are more casual XO users and see all of the buzz and negative attention generated about me from the preceding two groups. They naturally think that where there's smoke, there's fire. Their reaction is unfortunate, but understandable. Some solid poasters are included in this group:
Donny
Dirte
Magical Asian Assurance Co
Jag
Finally, separate from the haters, we have the largest group of all: The people who like me or those who otherwise don't give a shit about any of the above.
The point of this thread was to illustrate how a handful of vocal losers are responsible the vast majority of lawman8 hate. As mentioned, I will be referring to this thread in the future as the need arises, and possibly refining it.
Date: October 9th, 2017 10:49 AM Author: Khaki Stag Film
Just in case lawman8 has a moment of lucidity and thinks better of this thread :
Date: October 9th, 2017 9:59 AM
Author: lawman8
Seeing as how I currently attract the most attention on the bort, I decided to make this handy guide to classify my various groups of haters. I'll probably be referring to this often.
Group #1 - The rancid shitlibs
This is the group that started it all. Some of our most bleeding heart, arrogant shitlibs, who made several threads a day about me for months. I tremendous trigger these guys when I expose various fraudulent elements of shitlibbery. Many were so obsessed they changed their monikers to reflect mine before it was cool:
Deranged Penguin/Consuelaman8
Obeezy
Boogie Down
Dick Vitale
Generic XO shitlib
Honorable mention:
Fulano
Twilight of the Trumpmos/Done Here
Group #2 - The XO "cool crew"
Led by the 20 year old likely virgin USPO - who has as many alts as his age - this group, consisting of mostly minorities, formed a clique here. They like to bump each other's poasts, circlejerk each other, try to start new forcememes, and otherwise act like the "cool kids" of XO. What I wouldn't give to see a photo of this motley crew of rejects together IRL. Ljl:
USPO
Ggtp
New boner police
Honorable mention:
Lamarcus
Group #3 - The "normies"
These people are more casual XO users and see all of the buzz and negative attention generated about me from the preceding two groups. They naturally think that where there's smoke, there's fire. Their reaction is unfortunate, but understandable. Some solid poasters are included in this group:
Donny
Dirte
Magical Asian Assurance Co
Jag
Finally, separate from the haters, we have the largest group of all: The people who like me or those who otherwise don't give a shit about any of the above.
The point of this thread was to illustrate how a handful of vocal losers are responsible the vast majority of lawman8 hate. As mentioned, I will be referring to this thread in the future as the need arises, and possibly refining it.
Date: October 9th, 2017 10:51 AM Author: comical regret native
Why do you think I'd delete this?
I accurately captured the lay of the land.
I normally wouldn't do something like this, but was forced due to the massive volume of threads about me, going on for many months. Just type "lawman" into the search bar.
Date: October 9th, 2017 10:07 AM Author: comical regret native
These guys fall into group #3 above. Many of them are solid poasters.
They don't realize that if anyone had 6-10 threads a day created against them and decided to respond to set the truth straight, they'd also look autistic.
I don't deny being very interested in politics, but I have a very matter of fact style, never back down, and don't refuse to enter a subthread wasteland, which some mistake for autism.
Date: October 9th, 2017 12:12 PM Author: heady plaza
would it be fair to say that you are the first person to realize, on any platform, that providing lengthy point-by-point rebuttals to shit-talking pumos might make one appear autistic?
Date: October 9th, 2017 10:23 AM Author: fuchsia theater stage trump supporter
Man it seems like you have a massive Jenga tower of haters that would fortuitously tumble the fuck down if like a mere 7 or 10 pieces were removed at key support points.
Date: October 9th, 2017 12:09 PM Author: Aphrodisiac School Cafeteria Halford
Lots of XO poasters create subthread wastelands by perpetuating cycles of repetitive arguments. Lawman8 is the only one that has stalked me into different threads and demanded that I respond to his third iteration of the exact same point.
Date: October 9th, 2017 12:21 PM Author: Henna locale
I also think he doesn't want to go against the respected conservative intellectuals on the site, because he considers them his peers for some bizarre reason.
Date: March 25th, 2018 12:50 PM Author: comical regret native
As an update to my update, as a result of recent events, I am no longer a short quotemo hater.
His secret slack was exposed, his character finally received the attention it deserved, and justice was done after 6+ months of deception and lies. The whole episode was very therapeutic.
As a result, my hater status of short quotemo has been downgraded to the more healthy “moderate to strong dislike” classification.
Date: March 22nd, 2018 3:25 PM Author: comical regret native
You know, when I made this thread, it was under the assumption that this was roughly a fair fight, intelligence wise.
Recent events have shattered that assumption. Specifically, earlier today, Fulano, ggtp, and some of the other haters from the OP demonstrated that I have at least 50 IQ points on them. Check out this thread where they discuss how I’m “definitely” some guy on a website called MPC. View their brilliant minds and deductive abilities in action!
Date: March 22nd, 2018 3:52 PM Author: comical regret native
You cannot ignore the massive intelligence disparity.
I know you’re a lib and you don’t like me. Nonetheless, any objective observer can view the linked thread and see for themselves just how stupid my haters are.
Like I said, I didn’t even realize until I saw their attempts at getting to the truth in action. Their minds are laughably feeble; it’s just too much!
MPA spent hours writing a fictional script and recording a 5 minute (extremely gay) vocaroo depicting an imaginary conversation between me and a hitman. That’s the kind of stuff that is routine here.
Date: March 23rd, 2018 6:09 AM Author: richard clock (ggtp)
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Link to me saying youre that dude? In fact, my poasts were arguing in the other direction. To spell it out for you, you are such a yosemite sam fuming faggot about everything that it is not remarkable that you would get fuming mad over any particular accusation.
Man, I knew you were dumb, but you may be like below 80 IQ if you couldnt understand that.
Pretty compelling counter. I guess I'm too accustomed to posters adamantly denying their obvious alts. There is something bizarre about his pavlovian response to the word "petumkin" considering the guy 100% retired before Lawman8 even got here.
Date: February 16th, 2022 7:39 PM Author: Vibrant Heaven
That's (I) haters of three groups (i-iii), as well as (II) a group of non-haters. Any of I-II could be Box tp type I (quirky above it all poasters) or type II (personality and feud driven meanie pants poasters). Now say we are seating eight poasters around a picnic table. The type 2 poasters won't sit next to the type 1 poasters. The group I.i poasters demand to sit next to the group I.ii poasters, but won't sit next to group II poasters...