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Bitchass Retard Luigi Mangione pleads guilty

I thought shitlibs told me he was gonna get away with this a...
soggy station
  08/14/26
...
insecure hominid
  08/14/26
‘Gunneratt’, Xo2026 brownoids on suicide watch
ultramarine site
  08/14/26
...
insecure hominid
  08/14/26
The judge will sentence him to time served, Trumpkin.
animeboi
  08/14/26
dont AUSAs have like a 98% conviction rate in trials? And I ...
maroon rigpig
  08/14/26
if his lawyer said htat would his lawyer get disabred
curious bearded windowlicker lodge
  08/14/26
lawyer cant stop a client from testifying. lawyer just cant ...
maroon rigpig
  08/14/26
turns out shitlibs are full of shit and retarded this doo...
soggy station
  08/14/26
You are one of the biggest shitlibs on xo
Rebellious Clown Wagecucks
  08/14/26
He’s spent, what, a year in MDC Brooklyn? That would b...
vigorous mexican temple
  08/14/26
I think the State of City Jail is probably so incomprehensib...
Richard Ames
  08/14/26
but the DIVERSITY of Attica! I wonder if the VEGAN food i...
Big rusted prole private investor
  08/14/26
There's enough people in his corner that taking a chance on ...
free-loading chartreuse psychic karate
  08/14/26
"They watched as Mangione revealed that 'after years of...
free-loading chartreuse psychic karate
  08/14/26
What was wrong with claiming to manage $58B? That part of th...
buff house
  08/14/26
It should have raised suspicions. There's not that many peop...
free-loading chartreuse psychic karate
  08/14/26
that part objectively worked though. the retarded part was ...
cowardly garrison stain
  08/14/26
1) It worked but it shouldn't have. Go email IR departments ...
free-loading chartreuse psychic karate
  08/14/26
i can believe 1 if your just spamming every inbox And ema...
curious bearded windowlicker lodge
  08/14/26
You can buy prepaid phones with ca$h at Walmart
free-loading chartreuse psychic karate
  08/14/26
WSJ reported it as only $58 million
crystalline razzmatazz nursing home gay wizard
  08/14/26
Fuck me for trusting XO DM
free-loading chartreuse psychic karate
  08/14/26
Should have just a claimed a modest $92k checking account li...
motley macaca
  08/14/26
Absolutely egregious that it has been deemed constitutional ...
buff house
  08/14/26
his fed charges arent some other shit not technically murder...
soggy station
  08/14/26
"Both stalking charges carry a maximum sentence of life...
buff house
  08/14/26
Couldn't even cop an Alford plea. “I shot Mr. Thom...
buff house
  08/14/26
does he get his own wikipedia article forever and at least 1...
curious bearded windowlicker lodge
  08/14/26
NY has a law that says the victim's family or the state woul...
buff house
  08/14/26
"my back"
sienna mind-boggling sneaky criminal box office
  08/14/26
He'll be pardoned before he turns 30
Heady glassy gas station affirmative action
  08/14/26
Freeth Luigi!
pink vibrant potus
  08/14/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: soggy station

I thought shitlibs told me he was gonna get away with this and shit, ljl @ this dumb retard

Luigi Mangione pleads guilty in federal case related to UnitedHealthcare CEO killing

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067688)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: insecure hominid



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067823)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: ultramarine site

‘Gunneratt’, Xo2026 brownoids on suicide watch

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067691)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: insecure hominid



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067824)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

The judge will sentence him to time served, Trumpkin.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: maroon rigpig

dont AUSAs have like a 98% conviction rate in trials? And I bet SDNY may be even higher, idk.

seems odd, tho, because his whole schtick was PERFORMANCE and MESSAGE. fagbro wrote messages on bullets, etc.

He should go to trial and put on a show. Take the stand, deliver oratory, pound his fist on the table, who knows maybe zoomerettes would rise up in revolution.

iirc a very young and brown and handsome Castro went to trial and turned it into a BIG SHOW and the launching pad for him to get a LOT of cuban pussy, plus revolution and eternal power

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067696)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: curious bearded windowlicker lodge

if his lawyer said htat would his lawyer get disabred

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067705)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: maroon rigpig

lawyer cant stop a client from testifying. lawyer just cant elicit perjury.

and does history even gaf about who castro's "lawyer" was, or what the crime was, or who the judge was, or the prosecutor?

In 60 years the only thing that matters is that on this day LUIGI sparked the Revolution

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067711)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: soggy station

turns out shitlibs are full of shit and retarded

this dood must be crazy, dont understand how u can throw a life of penetrating AZNpussy for pound me in the ass nigga prison

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Rebellious Clown Wagecucks

You are one of the biggest shitlibs on xo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067911)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: vigorous mexican temple

He’s spent, what, a year in MDC Brooklyn? That would break most people. I would plead to anything after a week in there let alone a year. Plus Fed prison has to be better than NYS prisons.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067719)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Richard Ames

I think the State of City Jail is probably so incomprehensibly bad. Perhaps it is akin to the State of Gaming.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067736)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Big rusted prole private investor

but the DIVERSITY of Attica!

I wonder if the VEGAN food in fed prison is better

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067818)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: free-loading chartreuse psychic karate

There's enough people in his corner that taking a chance on jury nullification seems like a far more cr move than pleading to something with a 24 year minimum

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067964)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: free-loading chartreuse psychic karate

"They watched as Mangione revealed that 'after years of enduring pain from a broken back' he learned about the UnitedHealthcare investor conference.

Mangione said he traveled to Manhattan and emailed the company posing as an investor managing $58 billion and got information about the location within an hour, then printed a gun with a 3-D printer."

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16052599/luigi-mangione-manhattan-unitedhealthcare-ceo-murder.html

Some of what he planned was smart. Claiming to manage $58B, not so much.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067891)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: buff house

What was wrong with claiming to manage $58B? That part of the plan worked.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067900)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: free-loading chartreuse psychic karate

It should have raised suspicions. There's not that many people that manage that much & if you're in investor relations at a Dow 30, you should know who they all are.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067962)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: cowardly garrison stain

that part objectively worked though. the retarded part was hanging out at a mcdonalds in western PA with a fucking mask on after the fact.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067991)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: free-loading chartreuse psychic karate

1) It worked but it shouldn't have. Go email IR departments at big corps from your Gmail saying you have $58B and want some face time. See what happens.

2) I'm going to assume that the feds tied this to him without him volunteering it. In whatever manner he reached out to UHC was stupid because it's not that hard to make an email account that can't be traced back to you. Ultimately the feds would have followed up this avenue & found him, so this is yet another reason why he was stupid for not getting to a non-extradition country ASAP.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068145)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: curious bearded windowlicker lodge

i can believe 1 if your just spamming every inbox

And emails are hard to make anon anymore right? I thought gmail requires phone #

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068148)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: free-loading chartreuse psychic karate

You can buy prepaid phones with ca$h at Walmart

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068204)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: crystalline razzmatazz nursing home gay wizard

WSJ reported it as only $58 million

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068614)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: free-loading chartreuse psychic karate

Fuck me for trusting XO DM

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068769)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: motley macaca

Should have just a claimed a modest $92k checking account like benzo

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068569)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: buff house

Absolutely egregious that it has been deemed constitutional for prosecutors to get two bites at the apple by charging and trying a man at both the state and federal level for the same transaction or occurence.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067898)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: soggy station

his fed charges arent some other shit not technically murder, shitlib

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067901)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: buff house

"Both stalking charges carry a maximum sentence of life in prison. His sentencing hearing has been scheduled for December 18. While there is no formal plea deal in place, the judge said there is a letter with a sentencing guideline suggesting a minimum sentence of 292 months, or over 24 years."

Just do 24-life for the "unrelated," non-murder federal charges.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067906)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: buff house

Couldn't even cop an Alford plea.

“I shot Mr. Thompson in Manhattan, and he died,” Mangione said, according to MS NOW. “I knew what I was doing was illegal.”

So there goes his state trial, too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067905)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: curious bearded windowlicker lodge

does he get his own wikipedia article forever and at least 10 fanmails a day and a $10 million inflation adjusted book abt his exploits when he gets out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067967)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: buff house

NY has a law that says the victim's family or the state would get the proceeds from the book.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068294)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: sienna mind-boggling sneaky criminal box office

"my back"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50067973)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:45 PM
Author: Heady glassy gas station affirmative action

He'll be pardoned before he turns 30

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068046)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: pink vibrant potus

Freeth Luigi!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893077&forum_id=2#50068088)