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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
swashbuckling maize area
  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
adulterous charismatic kitty cat
  11/22/23
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  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
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  11/22/23
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Pearly Meetinghouse
  09/12/26
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Pearly Meetinghouse
  11/22/23
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swashbuckling maize area
  12/04/23
Holy fuck
Bateful henna national
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Topaz adventurous market hairy legs
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
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Women are 180
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swashbuckling maize area
  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
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swashbuckling maize area
  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
Hateful Vermilion Temple Halford
  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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  11/23/23
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Hateful Vermilion Temple Halford
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
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  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
Hateful Vermilion Temple Halford
  11/26/23
I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
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Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
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  04/28/24
180 song
contagious snowy kitchen
  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
swashbuckling maize area
  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
contagious snowy kitchen
  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
swashbuckling maize area
  12/04/23
WTF dude was talented as fuck
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling maize area

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: adulterous charismatic kitty cat

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: buck-toothed travel guidebook psychic



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#49315193)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy naked mood address

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087169)



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Date: September 12th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Pearly Meetinghouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#50131291)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Pearly Meetinghouse

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling maize area



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47130843)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Bateful henna national

Holy fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Topaz adventurous market hairy legs

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling maize area

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: Marvelous jade factory reset button rehab



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#50054633)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Copper mind-boggling site hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089604)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Copper mind-boggling site hissy fit



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47616706)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Floppy Center Headpube

Women are 180

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452737)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Pearly Meetinghouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#50054607)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: vengeful brindle institution regret



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452750)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling maize area



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089430)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Pearly Meetinghouse

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling maize area



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089804)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Hateful Vermilion Temple Halford

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Hateful Vermilion Temple Halford

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Hateful Vermilion Temple Halford



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102548)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Hateful Vermilion Temple Halford

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling maize area



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Pearly Meetinghouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy naked mood address



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#49315203)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Violet mad-dog skullcap

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: contagious snowy kitchen

180 song

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling maize area

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: contagious snowy kitchen

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling maize area

he was purely a producer driven act

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: white frozen organic girlfriend spot

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling maize area



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2#47187760)