LMAO, I don't know who to hate more, 1. the greedy mincing lib queers who opened this place, 2. the hebraic media and social media ghouls who shove this slop down NPC throats or 3. the bald, bespectacled lib soy queers who wait hours to order a pizza they have to come back to pick up hours later and happily pay $60+ for it so they can post it. What a ghastly state of affairs.
Date: September 6th, 2026 7:25 PM Author: Avocado Bateful Plaza
It costs $63, yes, but factor in that each pie has at least $7 worth of nine-year-aged balsamic on it, as well as burrata and heaps of ‘nduja.
Drizzled with Tuscan olive oil that tastes like summer, and topped with Parmigiano Reggiano made from the milk of the reggiana red cow, the slices had minimal flop and elegant peaks of charred mozzarella. From our very first visit it was obvious: Ceres was necessary eating for anyone who values innovation in the field of pizza science.
Date: September 6th, 2026 7:38 PM Author: gold azn
Just one painfully gay $cam place, I think Joe's is $24 for plain $28 for pepp? Beers I feel like are $10-16 for shit beer. LMAO just got back from $2-3 beers in the HEARTLAND. Fuck this mystery meat pozzed commie shithole.
Date: September 6th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: deranged soul-stirring deer antler national
40 for a cheese pizza isn't too bad. and only 6 dollars for a slice. probably like 25 bucks for a specialty pizza most other places in the US and 18-20 for cheese.
Date: September 6th, 2026 8:35 PM Author: crystalline abode feces
yeah man the hole in teh wall lo mein shop i like in chinatown charges six gorillion pieces of sterling silver for a couple egg rolls now. idk how people even make it in this city. must suck to be poor.
Date: September 7th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: Cracking site
that's what I tip (at least) because it won't break the bank for me and we go out infrequently enough to where it doesn't matter. it's just not worth dying on that hill.