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What is the Scientific Reason Mormon chicks are so hot

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Boyish Turdskin
  10/05/26
Because you like thick inbred German girls
Garnet base pocket flask
  10/05/26
double check the science here
Boyish Turdskin
  10/05/26
Let me insert in instruments in them for science like the us...
Garnet base pocket flask
  10/05/26
just google the stats creep
Boyish Turdskin
  10/05/26
i think that Utah has an unusually strong English connection...
pontificating faggot firefighter
  10/06/26
they didn't bring in weird mud races until very recently
brindle histrionic tanning salon pozpig
  10/05/26
That’s a prorr terr
Garnet base pocket flask
  10/05/26
It’s because they’re one of the most racially pu...
Opaque Bat-shit-crazy Stage
  10/05/26
imgay
Boyish Turdskin
  10/05/26
no drinking/drugs/cigs helps them avoid looking beat up by t...
Mahogany sadistic place of business antidepressant drug
  10/05/26
oh I got this one. it's because they're descended from Freem...
aromatic chocolate heaven
  10/06/26
this really explains so much about their behavior.
grizzly locale
  10/06/26
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aromatic chocolate heaven
  10/06/26
they have a better diet and dont get as fat as other birdshi...
glittery market
  10/06/26
They eat cookies and soda constantly
Flirting institution
  10/06/26
Never saw him eating a cookie
glittery market
  10/06/26
Doesn’t polygamy help with ensuring better male genes ...
magical mildly autistic voyeur
  10/06/26
In theory, but in practice, since not everyone's doing it an...
dashing amber sneaky criminal gunner
  10/06/26
What about historically? Hundreds of years of selective bree...
magical mildly autistic voyeur
  10/06/26
I mean it could be, or we could just accept the way more obv...
dashing amber sneaky criminal gunner
  10/06/26
That’s an interesting take. The only Mormon women I re...
smoky cerebral hissy fit
  10/06/26
Mormons only did it for like 50 years
odious home
  10/06/26
We'll need some convincing evidence for this claim
Fucking Fuckface
  10/06/26
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPyz2pQEibV/
Flirting institution
  10/06/26
I'd give her plenty of missionary work, alright. Claim check...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/06/26
I've seen some pretty ugly ones around here.
High-end principal's office
  10/06/26
Most are not that hot IRL, you just fetishize them.
odious home
  10/06/26
No u
Boyish Turdskin
  10/06/26
i've been standing in a walmart parking lot and had two hot ...
brindle histrionic tanning salon pozpig
  10/06/26
Wow
gamers rise up
  10/06/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fl9BhZNh
Umber Corn Cake Goal In Life
  10/06/26
10-15% Danish helps. There were 18k Danes who came over to U...
Adventurous Crackhouse Athletic Conference
  10/06/26
interesting wrinkle
grizzly locale
  10/07/26
(Me examining some tight, hairless Mormanus)
Umber Corn Cake Goal In Life
  10/07/26


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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Boyish Turdskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173185)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Garnet base pocket flask

Because you like thick inbred German girls

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173186)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Boyish Turdskin

double check the science here

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173193)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Garnet base pocket flask

Let me insert in instruments in them for science like the usc doctor and report back

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173196)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Boyish Turdskin

just google the stats creep

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173198)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: pontificating faggot firefighter

i think that Utah has an unusually strong English connection, not German?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174156)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: brindle histrionic tanning salon pozpig

they didn't bring in weird mud races until very recently



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173188)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Garnet base pocket flask

That’s a prorr terr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173191)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Opaque Bat-shit-crazy Stage

It’s because they’re one of the most racially pure US subgroups that are from mostly Anglo Saxon stock. You see this in some other parts of the us like rural New England and some parts of the South. In other parts there has been so much racial cross contamination the features get softened and the proportions thrown. Only rarely are cross race mixes like German and Brazilian eugenic from a female beauty standpoint.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173393)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Boyish Turdskin

imgay

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173397)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Mahogany sadistic place of business antidepressant drug

no drinking/drugs/cigs helps them avoid looking beat up by the time they are 22.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173408)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: aromatic chocolate heaven

oh I got this one. it's because they're descended from Freemasons; the lodge structure in Western New York was where Joseph Smith did most of his early recruiting. so everyone was pre-selected for being chummy and high self-esteem.

this was an era when 5% of people in that part of the country were masons so they weren't super elites.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173627)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: grizzly locale

this really explains so much about their behavior.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173630)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: aromatic chocolate heaven



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174409)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: glittery market

they have a better diet and dont get as fat as other birdshits. the guys are also super furking gorgeous, i had a spanish teacher in HS who was a mormon and he was a stunning guy. mitt romney is also an amazing piece of man juice for his age, a stunning marvelous creation

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173648)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:44 AM
Author: Flirting institution

They eat cookies and soda constantly

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173651)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: glittery market

Never saw him eating a cookie

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173663)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: magical mildly autistic voyeur

Doesn’t polygamy help with ensuring better male genes reproduce and filtering out low quality male genes? The most successful guys get the most wives.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173910)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: dashing amber sneaky criminal gunner

In theory, but in practice, since not everyone's doing it and it's just weird little sects, it's a bunch of inbred losers.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173923)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: magical mildly autistic voyeur

What about historically? Hundreds of years of selective breeding makes a difference. See Jews breeding for Talmudic reasoning.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173924)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: dashing amber sneaky criminal gunner

I mean it could be, or we could just accept the way more obvious explanation that a religion that prioritizes traditional femininity and doesn't buy into stupid-bullshit excuses for obesity and instead sees it as an outward manifestation of sin (I knew a mormon girl who struggled with eating disorders for over a decade that left her wrecked psychologically, but she was HOT AS FUCK; looked like luna lovegood with big tits).

Mormons were not considered a particularly attractive race prior to the national obesity epidemic.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173934)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: smoky cerebral hissy fit

That’s an interesting take. The only Mormon women I remember pre-1990 or so were the Osmonds (particularly Marie) who was considered more “wholesome pretty” than “hot.”

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173954)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: odious home

Mormons only did it for like 50 years

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173936)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

We'll need some convincing evidence for this claim

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173914)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Flirting institution

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPyz2pQEibV/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174135)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'd give her plenty of missionary work, alright. Claim checks out

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174201)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: High-end principal's office

I've seen some pretty ugly ones around here.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173922)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: odious home

Most are not that hot IRL, you just fetishize them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173932)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Boyish Turdskin

No u

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173959)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: brindle histrionic tanning salon pozpig

i've been standing in a walmart parking lot and had two hot mormon girls pull up next to me and ask if i wanted to go to church.

they know what they are doing.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174227)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: gamers rise up

Wow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174247)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Umber Corn Cake Goal In Life

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fl9BhZNh

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174246)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Adventurous Crackhouse Athletic Conference

10-15% Danish helps. There were 18k Danes who came over to Utah bc of a mass conversion pipeline

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174282)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: grizzly locale

interesting wrinkle

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50175617)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Umber Corn Cake Goal In Life

(Me examining some tight, hairless Mormanus)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50175770)