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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-te...
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“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he ...
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"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person ...
Flushed yarmulke french chef
  04/15/22
I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.
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Stubborn principal's office
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I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's tea...
heady genital piercing
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Sadistic crystalline house mood
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“I’m not sure what turns me on.” Bull-f...
mint talented indian lodge hunting ground
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lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 ai...
Crusty Alcoholic Rigor
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if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he...
queensbridge benzo
  04/15/22
gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?
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  04/15/22
And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….
Onyx Racy Stead Mother
  04/15/22
Wtf libs?
lsd
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I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?
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Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?...
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You voted for this
nubile boistinker dilemma
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what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad s...
dull provocative hall
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I was discussing this on xo years ago. http://www.autoa...
heady genital piercing
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This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published ...
heady genital piercing
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BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer base...
heady genital piercing
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When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk ...
heady genital piercing
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94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op
heady genital piercing
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never saw this coming
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Spruce Cruise Ship
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This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay f...
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus

https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348473)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: mint talented indian lodge hunting ground

https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348654)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: opaque lascivious national marketing idea

(Bob Getty)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349612)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: Spruce Cruise Ship

“My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”

On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”

The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348497)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Flushed yarmulke french chef

"At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”

I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. "

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348530)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: Spruce Cruise Ship

I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348629)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Stubborn principal's office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348646)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: heady genital piercing

I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349331)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: Sadistic crystalline house mood



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349571)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: mint talented indian lodge hunting ground

“I’m not sure what turns me on.”

Bull-fucking-shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348658)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Crusty Alcoholic Rigor

lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349338)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: queensbridge benzo

if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348657)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)

gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348662)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Onyx Racy Stead Mother

And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s….

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349637)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM
Author: lsd (Golden Retrievers Did Nothing Wrong)

Wtf libs?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348661)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: demanding trump supporter

I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348740)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: Pearl tattoo institution

Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191504)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191505)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Yapping disgusting bawdyhouse

not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349116)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: nubile boistinker dilemma

You voted for this

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349137)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: dull provocative hall

what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349204)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: heady genital piercing

I was discussing this on xo years ago.

LOL Happiness the movie (1998) just disappeared, cannot be obtained anymore

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349290)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: heady genital piercing

This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349231)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: heady genital piercing

BRIAN GRESKO

Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue

https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko

Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349254)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: heady genital piercing

When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349267)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM
Author: heady genital piercing

94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349307)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: Disturbing idea he suggested business firm

never saw this coming

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349355)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Spruce Cruise Ship

https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349563)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Onyx Racy Stead Mother

This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349643)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: heady genital piercing

Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.*

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*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349653)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Onyx Racy Stead Mother

I give him a version of this speech:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349665)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: heady genital piercing

Bad answer.

EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349668)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring transparent rehab black woman



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349656)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: Spruce Cruise Ship



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44353654)



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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM
Author: Onyx Racy Stead Mother



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44354295)



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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: MAGA's Prolapsed Anus



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191482)