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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Cerebral macaca
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Spectacular seedy forum
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
big rehab
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
gunneratttt
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
cobalt insecure state
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Coiffed deep sneaky criminal
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Cerebral macaca
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
razzle-dazzle stead
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Obsidian pistol blood rage
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
alcoholic cuck
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Multi-colored Cerise Deer Antler Puppy
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/29/25
no
Multi-colored Cerise Deer Antler Puppy
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Pumonymous
  08/29/25
...
Multi-colored Cerise Deer Antler Puppy
  08/28/25
...
Pumonymous
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
pearly regret
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Embarrassed to the bone garrison scourge upon the earth
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
erotic ocher death wish faggotry
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Embarrassed to the bone garrison scourge upon the earth
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Razzmatazz onyx crackhouse jewess
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
razzle indian lodge
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Spectacular seedy forum
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Spectacular seedy forum
  08/28/25
wow
cobalt insecure state
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Misunderstood Fanboi Hall
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
charcoal chapel
  08/29/25
...
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
turquoise filthy chad field
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Bearded coldplay fan
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
overrated gay wizard
  08/29/26
...
Lime circlehead codepig
  08/29/26


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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Cerebral macaca

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Spectacular seedy forum

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: big rehab

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: cobalt insecure state

immigration from North Africa is how

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Coiffed deep sneaky criminal

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Cerebral macaca

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle stead

How about I Trojan your ass

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Obsidian pistol blood rage

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig

Read up on the legend a bit more

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: alcoholic cuck

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig

cr. forgot about them

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Cerise Deer Antler Puppy

OP said US sports teams

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Cerise Deer Antler Puppy

no

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Eat shit

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored Cerise Deer Antler Puppy



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Pumonymous



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: pearly regret

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison scourge upon the earth

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: erotic ocher death wish faggotry

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone garrison scourge upon the earth

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz onyx crackhouse jewess

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: razzle indian lodge

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Spectacular seedy forum

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Spectacular seedy forum

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: cobalt insecure state

wow

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood Fanboi Hall

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: charcoal chapel

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: turquoise filthy chad field

The Cleveland Commoduses

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Bearded coldplay fan

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: overrated gay wizard

But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Lime circlehead codepig



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2#50102080)