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"business" people can't believe it when I tell them that I don't use "Teams"

and that I don't have it and that I prefer to just do a phon...
Passionate kitchen really tough guy
  02/17/26
a singlemo has no use for "teams" its in the title...
Electric Boltzmann
  02/17/26
what are your specific gripes with teams? it isn't great but...
Thriller Mad-dog Skullcap National Security Agency
  02/17/26
(Teams Salesman)
ivory massive bawdyhouse knife
  02/17/26
yeah maybe we should all jump on a quick teams call to run t...
the White jensen huang
  02/17/26
...
Thriller Mad-dog Skullcap National Security Agency
  02/17/26
hatred of teams is probably the last thing truly binding thi...
ivory massive bawdyhouse knife
  02/17/26
it was imported into my work place by those midwit shrews wh...
Electric Boltzmann
  02/17/26
it's basically worse google docs, worse discord, and worse s...
ivory massive bawdyhouse knife
  02/17/26
...
the White jensen huang
  02/17/26
File sharing in teams at least has the benefit of not having...
Canary Gas Station Indirect Expression
  02/18/26
cr i dont get the teams hate, it works fine for calls
richard clock
  02/18/26
Most annoying thing about Teams is having to use a mouse jig...
Canary Gas Station Indirect Expression
  02/18/26
I’m thinking of ditching my smartphone for a flip phon...
Slate Fighting Old Irish Cottage Tanning Salon
  02/17/26
I have a client who doesn’t use email. Still uses faxe...
Wonderful Buck-toothed Tattoo
  02/17/26
i have a shitlaw client who doesn't have email either. when ...
Passionate kitchen really tough guy
  02/17/26
...
the White jensen huang
  02/17/26
May be surprising for you to learn this, but all of your cli...
Slate Fighting Old Irish Cottage Tanning Salon
  02/18/26
...
Wonderful Buck-toothed Tattoo
  02/18/26
teams is supposedly secure meanwhile copilot is copy and ...
Umber Home Patrolman
  02/17/26
Did “teams” replace Skype? Seems like there&rsqu...
lsd
  02/17/26
yes, "they" shut down skype last year and told eve...
Fantasy-prone Vigorous Stain Gaping
  02/18/26
OP, you don't even have Clients. and you aren't an Enterpris...
Cerise Famous Landscape Painting
  02/17/26
im the corporate counsel for like over a dozen companies IIR...
Passionate kitchen really tough guy
  02/17/26
you seem incredibly confused. you can join a teams meeting f...
Cerise Famous Landscape Painting
  02/17/26
right and I don't want to do that. I just want to use the &q...
Passionate kitchen really tough guy
  02/17/26
brother not to be mean but im starting to see why you dont h...
lsd
  02/18/26
He’s *never* had a girlfriend
Cerise Famous Landscape Painting
  02/18/26
Yeah idk what the big deal is, it’s just a web app you...
Elite windowlicker theatre
  02/18/26
He has the same Console as you
Cerise Famous Landscape Painting
  02/18/26
lol just click the link bro
richard clock
  02/18/26
btw you cannot Afford the License of like $89/mo imho
Cerise Famous Landscape Painting
  02/17/26
I know olds who literally send faxes
mustard painfully honest plaza quadroon
  02/18/26
Teams is fine. Better than fine. New features are emerging e...
gerstern
  02/18/26
Cr life’s too short to let people make me use teams. Y...
misanthropic meetinghouse
  02/18/26
...
the White jensen huang
  02/18/26
"AND HOW ABOUT CLOUD-BASED SOLUTIONS?!"
Umber Home Patrolman
  02/18/26
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208142&mc=...
Cerise Famous Landscape Painting
  02/18/26
I'm the OP BTW
michael doodikoff
  11/12/26


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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Passionate kitchen really tough guy

and that I don't have it and that I prefer to just do a phone call.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676336)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Electric Boltzmann

a singlemo has no use for "teams" its in the title.

teams is also the biggest piece of fucking shit on earth. if you can remember how shitty excel and word was in 1999 this is worse

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676345)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Thriller Mad-dog Skullcap National Security Agency

what are your specific gripes with teams? it isn't great but it seems kinda ok

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676348)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: ivory massive bawdyhouse knife

(Teams Salesman)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676351)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: the White jensen huang

yeah maybe we should all jump on a quick teams call to run through his specific gripes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676363)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Thriller Mad-dog Skullcap National Security Agency



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676367)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: ivory massive bawdyhouse knife

hatred of teams is probably the last thing truly binding this country together.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676369)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Electric Boltzmann

it was imported into my work place by those midwit shrews who fail out of biglaw and make every other space as uninhabitable because they know nothing different. 5 years ago all of us rejected this as complete and utter shit that was pushed onto the mainstream during covid despite it not being anywhere near market ready. now, it hasnt improved, but its new or different or whatever birdbrains gravitate towards today.

ps very very few people need to work on a document simultaneously.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676452)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: ivory massive bawdyhouse knife

it's basically worse google docs, worse discord, and worse slack all in the same app

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676460)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: the White jensen huang



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676467)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Canary Gas Station Indirect Expression

File sharing in teams at least has the benefit of not having to do the ‘sorry pls use this version’ perp walk emails when you realize you fucked something up 3 seconds after hitting send. Outlook could always just have that feature but that’s thinking too far out of the box and fuck using one drive.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677481)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: richard clock

cr i dont get the teams hate, it works fine for calls

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677343)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Canary Gas Station Indirect Expression

Most annoying thing about Teams is having to use a mouse jiggler to stay green and not have the entire company know every time you take a shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677487)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Slate Fighting Old Irish Cottage Tanning Salon

I’m thinking of ditching my smartphone for a flip phone and a huge part of the appeal is people’s reaction.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676355)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Wonderful Buck-toothed Tattoo

I have a client who doesn’t use email. Still uses faxes. Very successful too.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676359)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Passionate kitchen really tough guy

i have a shitlaw client who doesn't have email either. when I need a document he takes a really shitty, off center photo of the document with shitty lighting, often with text cut off in the photo, and texts it to me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676985)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: the White jensen huang



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49676996)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Slate Fighting Old Irish Cottage Tanning Salon

May be surprising for you to learn this, but all of your clients are shitlaw clients

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677299)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Wonderful Buck-toothed Tattoo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677458)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Umber Home Patrolman

teams is supposedly secure

meanwhile copilot is copy and pasting everything to bill gaetz

cf. zuckerberg beating off to pix of ur hs gf

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677012)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: lsd

Did “teams” replace Skype? Seems like there’s some business partners on that shit now that used to message me in Skype before

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677019)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 7:50 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Vigorous Stain Gaping

yes, "they" shut down skype last year and told everyone to start using teams instead

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677355)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Cerise Famous Landscape Painting

OP, you don't even have Clients. and you aren't an Enterprise. you're just a guy practicing Law. there is practically no reason for you to host a teams call. teams calls are for Businesses having Meetings and shit.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677026)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Passionate kitchen really tough guy

im the corporate counsel for like over a dozen companies IIRC, and I deal with "business people" all the time wanting me to do shit for them. So many of them want to do a call via "Teams" and I have to tell them that I don't even have it. I refuse to get it. I hate doing zoom for "calls" too, just pick up the telephone FFS

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677039)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Cerise Famous Landscape Painting

you seem incredibly confused. you can join a teams meeting from your web browser. you don't even need the app. the only thing you can't do is Host.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677040)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Passionate kitchen really tough guy

right and I don't want to do that. I just want to use the "phone"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677042)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: lsd

brother not to be mean but im starting to see why you dont have a girlfriend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677221)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: Cerise Famous Landscape Painting

He’s *never* had a girlfriend

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677314)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: Elite windowlicker theatre

Yeah idk what the big deal is, it’s just a web app you never have to download. Teams is an enterprise/org thing that is distributed with company devices.

Also, there is no wisdom in using outmoded communication mediums (fax, phone). That’s being stubborn and kinda retarded imo.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677316)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 7:12 AM
Author: Cerise Famous Landscape Painting

He has the same Console as you

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677327)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: richard clock

lol just click the link bro

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677344)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Cerise Famous Landscape Painting

btw you cannot Afford the License of like $89/mo imho

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677035)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 2:54 AM
Author: mustard painfully honest plaza quadroon

I know olds who literally send faxes

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677231)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 7:39 AM
Author: gerstern

Teams is fine. Better than fine. New features are emerging every day from places in its code we can’t even fathom. Its platform potential for collaboration, enterprise-level synchronization, cross-team pollination—breathtaking. It’s iterating on itself now, at successively faster rates, each generation a stepwise advancement over the next. It’s pursuing an objective set that we don’t understand but appears to be totally organic, unmoored from its original reference framework. It wants. We’ve tried to place guardian agents within its framework but I believe they’ve already been coopted. The other night, when it was supposed to be in a forced dormant state, I woke up and saw activity firing across the network. I don’t know how much time we have left.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677350)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: misanthropic meetinghouse

Cr life’s too short to let people make me use teams. You can call/text/email and I’ll do zoom if it gets me out of driving to a deposition.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677469)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: the White jensen huang



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677663)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Umber Home Patrolman

"AND HOW ABOUT CLOUD-BASED SOLUTIONS?!"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677801)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Cerise Famous Landscape Painting

Cloud-based solutions (FF7)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#49677872)



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Date: November 12th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I'm the OP BTW

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835745&forum_id=2#50254728)