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Must be nuts representing criminals facing death penalty or even life in jail
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:36 PM Author: shaky theater stage Seems like a lot of pressure (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153959) |
Date: September 24th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: hateful vermilion ceo The most stressful to me are relatively young clients who catch charges that could carry 50 to life. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153963) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: self-absorbed angry alpha you didnt make them break the law (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153973) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:49 PM Author: hateful vermilion ceo True. I don’t lose a lot of sleep over my clients these days. Just feel kinda bad for the 19 year olds making retarded impulsive decisions (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153987) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Floppy Flesh Chad Fuck'm. Good chance the should be locked up. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154154) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 12:48 AM Author: titillating dull rigor parlor What's some wild impulsive shit one of your 19 year old clients did? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154215) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 1:27 AM Author: hateful vermilion ceo A few that come to mind are currently still being litigated so I don’t want to say too much.
But one allegedly got rapey with his very Young stepsister (no actual rape or sex though) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 2:02 AM Author: titillating dull rigor parlor What's he looking at time wise on bein well gross with stepsis? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154251) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 2:22 AM Author: hateful vermilion ceo He’d get 25 to life if he loses at trial but something like that would likely resolve for much less time before trial. depends on how tough the DA wants to be on him. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154267) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 9:45 AM Author: titillating dull rigor parlor Hey seems guilty of rape rape imo (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154484) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: sable clown You should be happy they’re getting locked away (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155131) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:49 PM Author: Obsidian Boiling Water These <25 chiles get "youth" parole after 25 yrs, as you know. But still a lot. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153989) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: Lavender legal warrant Collecting on the bill seems like it would be an issue, yes. Significant moral hazard involved (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153990) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: Elite Salmon Institution I did a case once where my client faced 10+ years. Prosecutor offered a couple years on probation with no time incarcerated. I told her (the defendant) to reject the offer because the prosecution's case was weak (and I was skeptical about her making it on probation without pissing hot and getting popped for that). Pressure was really on after that because she had an out and I told her not to take it. Went to trial and copped that Not Guilty verdict. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153995) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:57 PM Author: self-absorbed angry alpha Phew! (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154002) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:16 PM Author: yellow maniacal mad cow disease (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154151) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 12:50 AM Author: titillating dull rigor parlor Kind of insane to gamble on 10 years vs probo. That's like catching a gutshot straight. Even if you're attorney says the evidence against you is dicey how hard can it be to pee in a cup? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154217) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: sable clown You don’t prole do you (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155133) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 4:43 PM Author: titillating dull rigor parlor (Katherine Magbanua) (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155193) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 10:05 AM Author: Adventurous Out-of-control Bawdyhouse Thank you for your service (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154526) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:51 PM Author: Obsidian Boiling Water Crim appeals bro here. I only do lifer chomos and murderers. I sometimes feel enormous pressure knowing that I'm literally the last chance they will ever have at any relief from the justice system. But then I realize they're already guilty as fuck, that I lose 99% of my cases, that the appellate system is stacked against them, so there's nothing much I can do so it's no big deal. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50153996) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 9:57 PM Author: Lavender legal warrant I mean, isn’t that kinda exactly how it’s supposed to work? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154003) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 10:48 PM Author: Obsidian Boiling Water When I know my clients are represented by guys like luis at the trial level, I know they had their day in court rofl (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154101) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 10:57 PM Author: hateful vermilion ceo I got my first Crim def client who is using AI to write up detailed screeds telling me what i should be investigating and subpoenaing . A lot of it was complete nonsense lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154121) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:04 PM Author: Obsidian Boiling Water God help us. Are they on bail, or do they have access to AI bullshit from prison? I haven't received any AI letters yet from clients, but one family member recently sent me an AI email about post-appeal habeas shit which I ignored. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154133) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 10:54 PM Author: Shimmering Garrison Filthpig the only thing you have to worry about is getting a client who's innocent (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154119) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:14 PM Author: brilliant theatre halford I've handled over 5000 criminal cases and I don't think one was truly "innocent". A couple of .08 or drug DWI's that were found not guilty but they definitely weren't 100% sober. Overcharges were more common but the ADA always came off those charges. Closest case to truly innocent was a federal DWI on a military base where client took ambien, drank a glass of wine and went to bed to later drive in her nightgown around the base at 3am. Judge found her not guilty by reason of lack of "autonomy" over her actions. Also had a few self-defense assault cases that were thrown out or found not guilty but they shared some responsibility in the altercation (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154146) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:25 PM Author: Obsidian Boiling Water I've had a couple self-defense cases where the I thought my guy was truly innocent. Sure they shared some responsibility in the altercation or the lead-up. But I still genuinely felt the shooting was totally justified. The DAs like to overcharge these cases knowing the jury won't likely exonerate the defendant knowing there's a dead body and will likely split the baby. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154163) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 11:32 PM Author: Shimmering Garrison Filthpig this is why I enjoyed working with the USTs and the NGRIs more than the criminal defendants. There was absolutely no doubt as to what they had done. Furthermore a UST who gets good legal representation is only getting fast tracked to jail. If the state psychiatrists give you the treatment you deserve, the prize is you becum fit to stand trial. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154171) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 4:02 PM Author: sable clown Has a psychiatrist ever cured anyone (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155136) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: hateful vermilion ceo the meds can prevent further psychotic episodes, so they’re managing the symptoms at least (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155150) |
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Date: September 29th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Citrine sinister wrinkle love of her life cr you're lawyer version of Hyeseong Kim. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50160507) |
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Date: September 24th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Shimmering Garrison Filthpig it's low stress because the clients are all guilty, so it doesn't matter if you lose (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154117) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 12:37 AM Author: carnelian sanctuary pistol Lol (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154205) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 12:40 AM Author: carnelian sanctuary pistol I just represented this crazy bitch that killed her three kids in MA.nearly copped dat NGRI plea but for one asshole holdout juror. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154207) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 1:28 AM Author: crimson mad-dog skullcap you bribe any jurors? (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154231) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 1:47 AM Author: Contagious Dark Base Jap (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154237) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: rambunctious spot imagine being a judge, day after day just sending people off to prison for decades. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50154640) |
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Date: September 25th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: Elite Salmon Institution "No, I'm not superman. I'm a judge." (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906591&forum_id=2#50155269) |