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Asked Asian chick at work if she could "get the Chinese govt to hook me up"
| the White jensen huang | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
| the White jensen huang | 11/13/26 |
| insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... | 11/13/26 |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: the White jensen huang I work with this Asian chick, early 30s, 6/10, pretty quiet, generic Asian face but decent body. We talk sometimes and she seems to like me. She always smiles when I make eye contact with her
Yesterday we were talking and I mentioned offhand that if she "knows anyone in the Chinese government," that I'm "available" to "help them out with anything they need." We work in computer stuff so I thought maybe I could give them our Salesforce data or something or whatever computer info it is that's valuable these days
She looked at me funny and said "what??" in a shocked and offended tone. I kind of panicked and said "well maybe you and I could start a romantic relationship too, like to make it plausible, so no one suspects anything. Or at least have sex a few times." She rolled her eyes and turned around and walked back to her desk
I was worried all day yesterday that I might get in trouble with HR for this but then she texted me this morning asking if I'm free to get tapas this weekend. I think it worked bros. I'm gonna be rich and able to achieve early retirement |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50255960) |
Date: November 13th, 2026 11:08 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50255961) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: the White jensen huang (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922164&forum_id=2#50255971) |
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Date: November 13th, 2026 11:18 AM Author: insightful godfather era Andy Garcias & Goldens... True story of my golden retriever cluenessness (endearing sometimes evidently?): I kept running into this very cute and cheerful Vietnamese-American SoCal valley girl type outside of class who I had a freshman science lecture with circa 2010, but I tried to keep it friendly and non flirty because I didn’t want to risk making it awkward for either of us in class if it didn’t work out or I just fumbled anything somehow etc
But then of course being my retardedly congenial self, she said hi to me at a bookstore I was browsing at and our longish chat led to exchanging numbers, quite awkwardly in a cute Hallmark romcom kinda way because we both tried to offer ours at the same time initially
I didn’t think anything of it because it seemed more like flirting with a classmate you’ll never see again after the class together with different majors on a big UC campus, so I didn’t have any non-PG thoughts when she texted me 10 minutes later: “wanna be fb?”
My literal unironic reaction which she loved bringing up in non-PG contexts for the rest of the semester: “you mean facebook friends?” 😋 |