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benzo can't even get a job as a doordasher

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/...
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/21/26
last three words in the thread title are superfluous
Dashing magenta office
  08/21/26
Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's...
Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad
  08/21/26
And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only tempora...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his s...
Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad
  08/21/26
The train is leaving
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/21/26
Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
...
Mischievous Site Gaping
  08/22/26
Bear, you say? 🐻
galvanic azn property
  08/21/26
It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the n...
Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad
  08/21/26
It's calculated immodesty
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/21/26
Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing...
Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad
  08/21/26
The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE...
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/21/26
I thought he beat up his grandmother She forgave him?
Lime Outnumbered Rigor Whorehouse
  08/21/26
Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living th...
Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad
  08/21/26
Wow now that’s a grandma Also she must be like 100...
Lime Outnumbered Rigor Whorehouse
  08/21/26
no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw ...
Dashing magenta office
  08/21/26
nana KO'd that pauper fuck
rebellious stead
  08/22/26
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Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/22/26
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Lime Outnumbered Rigor Whorehouse
  08/22/26
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fragrant pearly stage wagecucks
  08/22/26
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Dashing magenta office
  08/22/26
And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!
fuchsia gaming laptop
  08/22/26
nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's ...
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/22/26
litigators and dogs need not apply
Odious Stage
  08/21/26
Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he ...
Emerald Concupiscible Native
  08/21/26
Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luc...
gunneratttt
  08/21/26
I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, ...
fuchsia gaming laptop
  08/22/26
What a fucking loser
spectacular station dragon
  08/21/26
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Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/21/26
...
fuchsia gaming laptop
  08/22/26
It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content ...
soul-stirring digit ratio
  08/22/26
what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never...
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/22/26
The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe ...
nighttime corner marketing idea
  08/22/26
what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his ...
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/22/26
Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles ...
Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad
  08/22/26
I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't ...
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/22/26
...
Irate Sneaky Criminal
  08/22/26
Benzo defend yourself
nighttime corner marketing idea
  08/22/26
I like his poasts
adventurous twinkling uncleanness national security agency
  08/22/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/car

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083390)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Dashing magenta office

last three words in the thread title are superfluous

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083859)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad

Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's home without the need to bear the indignity of work

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083398)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only temporary. The vaxcash is about to roll in!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083410)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad

Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his secret patented method, which definitely isn't crank

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083415)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal

The train is leaving

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083418)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential risk-free gains will crash the world economy. That's why the powers that be have aligned to make sure Benzo never has a dollar to invest.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083551)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Mischievous Site Gaping



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084741)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: galvanic azn property

Bear, you say? 🐻

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083416)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad

It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the necessity of work-bearing tasks

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083420)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal

It's calculated immodesty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083425)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad

Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing for him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083430)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal

The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE DAVE comes over

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083435)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Lime Outnumbered Rigor Whorehouse

I thought he beat up his grandmother

She forgave him?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083832)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad

Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living there.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083848)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Lime Outnumbered Rigor Whorehouse

Wow now that’s a grandma

Also she must be like 100 years old now

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083850)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Dashing magenta office

no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw

otoh, cousin amy actually won their fight

benzo is 0-1-1 vs female household members

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083861)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: rebellious stead

nana KO'd that pauper fuck

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084923)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Lime Outnumbered Rigor Whorehouse



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084934)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: fragrant pearly stage wagecucks



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085323)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Dashing magenta office



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086125)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: fuchsia gaming laptop

And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal

nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's got a pretty mean right hook that'll tame him

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084933)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Odious Stage

litigators and dogs need not apply

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083422)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Emerald Concupiscible Native

Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he moved to nyc but benzo just ghosted him and didn’t pay him back $100 or whatever he borrowed lol. Benzo is still 180 tho

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083553)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gunneratttt (gunneratttt)

Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luck" quickly finds out that they're the source of their own problems.

These people are often 180 though. Benzo is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083589)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: fuchsia gaming laptop

I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, it was absolutely amazing. I fucking hate shitmods so much

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084931)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: spectacular station dragon

What a fucking loser

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083582)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083829)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: fuchsia gaming laptop



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084932)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring digit ratio

It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content to live and die in some shithole one horse Indiana town

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084896)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal

what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never held a job, and has no one else to mooch off of.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084914)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: nighttime corner marketing idea

The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe he’s employed

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085328)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal

what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his rap sheet & felony theft convictions. Do you really think any company would let him anywhere near a cash register?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085702)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Iridescent embarrassed to the bone university chad

Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles his crank options trading methods to desperate retards?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085705)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal

I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't even con cookies out of a subway.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085734)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Irate Sneaky Criminal



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085864)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: nighttime corner marketing idea

Benzo defend yourself

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086439)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: adventurous twinkling uncleanness national security agency

I like his poasts

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086440)