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What the fuck happened to Magic: The Gathering?

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgrace...
Kink-friendly Lake Love Of Her Life Crackhouse
  07/21/26
I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queer...
Judgmental drab pozpig
  07/21/26
you are correct, zir.
animeboi
  07/21/26
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supple senate people who are hurt
  07/21/26
Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got sup...
animeboi
  07/21/26
>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got...
cruel-hearted foreskin
  07/21/26
Modernity: The Gathering
cruel-hearted foreskin
  07/21/26
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cruel-hearted foreskin
  07/21/26
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  07/21/26
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cruel-hearted foreskin
  07/22/26
"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and a...
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/21/26
Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?
pungent university feces
  07/21/26
being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/21/26
in the brain chamber
confused brunch rigpig
  07/21/26
Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH
fishy splenetic office digit ratio
  07/21/26
Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your br...
Kink-friendly Lake Love Of Her Life Crackhouse
  07/25/26
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  07/27/26
token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weeni...
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  07/27/26
semen-stained serra angels
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  07/28/26
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  07/26/26
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Primrose Abode
  07/26/26
(JD Vance)
Violent filthpig point
  07/21/26
EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began suppo...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/21/26
just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/21/26
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Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr
cerebral business firm
  07/21/26
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Primrose Abode
  07/26/26
"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Ma...
Kink-friendly Lake Love Of Her Life Crackhouse
  07/26/26
it's just as gay and retarded as it seems
controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/26/26
It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to us...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/28/26
blown | out | tp
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  07/21/26
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ruddy becky
  07/25/26
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controlling a virtual character on a computer
  07/25/26
That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York Ci...
Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, ...
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  07/25/26
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Microsoft Product Anomalies
  07/26/26
WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card gam...
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  07/27/26
Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek w...
animeboi
  07/28/26
EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG...
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  07/28/26
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Lake Love Of Her Life Crackhouse

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgraceful to the lore:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR7K693P

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014407)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Judgmental drab pozpig

I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queers

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014422)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

you are correct, zir.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014432)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: supple senate people who are hurt



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014525)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay. Lots of licensed sets not like TMNT, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy, etc. Trannies took over all the nerd hobbies like DnD and Magic.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014431)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted foreskin

>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay.

LOL’d, ty

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014990)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted foreskin

Modernity: The Gathering

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014991)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015001)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: cruel-hearted foreskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015011)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Rose fragrant gay wizard legend

tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015336)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: cruel-hearted foreskin



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50016029)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and asian guys' to 'people with shitty phenotypes.' people who have shitty phenotypes are overwhelmingly lib and so everything about nerd clique became shitlib

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014650)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: pungent university feces

Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014668)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014679)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: confused brunch rigpig

in the brain chamber

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014974)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: fishy splenetic office digit ratio

Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015332)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Lake Love Of Her Life Crackhouse

Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your bros, all perfect phenotypes with hitler youth haircuts, and just ethnically cleansing all of the shitlibs out in the first round with your decks full of Black Lotuses, Moxes, and Dual Lands. Every round from the second all the way through the finals is just clean cut alpha white bros with maybe a token azn.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024001)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: exciting cobalt church building



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026235)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weenie deck tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026238)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Lake Love Of Her Life Crackhouse

semen-stained serra angels

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028931)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Primrose Abode



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024771)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Primrose Abode



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024776)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Violent filthpig point

(JD Vance)

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014676)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began supporting it ("Commander"); this is now the dominant form, and the four person nature of the game means that it has all sorts of dumb shitty "Rule 0" "let people enjoy things" energy coming in.

At the same time, Hasbro realized that it could print money by doing licensing deals with other IP. The LotR set was actually 180 (because it's in keeping with the fantasy setting) but now we have Fallout and Marvel and so on.

Premodern offers something of a Reprieve but it's a little too sweaty.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014966)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50014977)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024767)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: cerebral business firm

had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015027)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Primrose Abode



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024775)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Lake Love Of Her Life Crackhouse

"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Magic: The Gathering card game where each player builds a 100-card deck around a chosen legendary creature or Planeswalker called a "Commander." In this format, players can only include one copy of each card (except basic lands) and start with 40 life points."

Wow I just threw up in my mouth a little. 100 cards no dupes...that isn't even a "deck."

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50025845)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer

it's just as gay and retarded as it seems

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50025850)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to use all the janky rares and dumb combos that weren't viable anywhere else and it was fun

But now it's all streamlined and optimized and stupid as hell

And lots of players now act like having "four of the same card" is "stupid and uncreative" when it comes to 60 card MtG

Imagine the game being overrun by turo redditors and you're on the right track

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50029036)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Rose fragrant gay wizard legend

blown | out | tp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50015335)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: ruddy becky

https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1000.jpg

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024002)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024039)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York City represented in the game.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024782)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Abnormal dashing dragon clown

The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, and the game disappeared with them; the vacant niche was then occupied by a grotesque Ninja Turtles–themed offshoot bearing little resemblance to its ancestor.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024042)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50024774)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: massive fluffy tanning salon

WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card game, or something like "Dungeons & Dragons"?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50026251)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:02 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek with a $1,000 Nekusar, the Mindrazer commander deck 🙄

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028941)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Microsoft Product Anomalies

EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG now



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50029037)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: Elite nubile mexican

Queered successfully

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2#50028955)