Date: January 11th, 2012 9:44 PM Author: razzle crusty school
OWS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE SOCIAL UNREST THAT I PREDICTED IN 2010
I WAS EARLY IN ASSUMING THAT THE MASS OF 1300 SAT FAGGOT STRIVER POORS WITH 200K IN NONDISCHARGABLE STUDENT LOAN DEBT WHO SAW THEIR DREAMS OF MAKING IT RAIN IN MANFUCKINGHATTAN DASHED WOULD REVOLT IN THE SUMMER OF 2011
IT APPEARS THAT THE SUMMER OF 2012 WILL BRING TO US IMAGES OF SAID MACARONI AND CHEESE FUCKERS VIOLENTLY DISPLAYING THEIR DISPLEASURE WITH THE STATUS QUO
THINKIN ABOUT PREPARING BY INVESTING IN A BIGGER TV AND A POPCORN MAKER
Date: January 11th, 2012 10:17 PM Author: razzle crusty school
TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!
THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND
YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?
YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?
ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE
LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH
SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!
Date: January 11th, 2012 10:59 PM Author: razzle crusty school
LOL THIS WOULD ACTUALLY BE INCREDIBLE
WE NEED TO PICK A PARTICULARLY FRUITFUL CITY WITH A LARGE NUMBER OF DEBTPWNED NOJOB/BLOJOB HAVING LIBERAL ARTS FAGGOTS
BONUS POINTS IF THEY HAVE "UPWARDLY MOBILE" FAGGOT STRIVER PARENTS - YOU KNOW THE TYPE, LOW SIX FIGURE COMBINED INCOME WITH LOW SEVEN FIGURE TASTES WHO SAVED EXACTLY ZERO DOLLARS FOR COLLEGE TUITION BUT THAT ENCOURAGED LITTLE SONIA TO PURSUE HER DREAMS OF BEING AN ASSISTANT EDITOR OF VOGUE MAGAZINE AFTER 200K IN DEBT AT WUSTL
THE SHAME OF THE PARENTS AT THE LIFE OUTCOMES OF THEIR MEAN-REVERTING SPAWN WILL MAKE FOR EXCELLENT TELEVISION!!!
Date: January 11th, 2012 11:17 PM Author: Jet-lagged field twinkling uncleanness
Parent shame is a rich vein to mine.
Cameras can catch those uncomfortable conversations at the grocery store between mothers of recent college grads. The one-upmanship, the passive-agressive jabs.
And there is that golden moment when Debt Kid asks Striver Dad to sign for new loans for another grad program at Leafy Private U.
And so began a blurred, twilight existence that has lasted years for Lyndsey. She works nine-to-five in a surgical-simulation lab at a medical school, then rushes home to immediately start her other job, working until 10:30 as tech support for a company in California.
"It's pretty murderous," Lyndsey says. "There's no time in my day to think, to breathe, to eat, to shop for groceries. Weekends I try to catch up on laundry, get groceries, cook as much as possible, and see my friends if I can."
Still, the punishing work schedule was better than the alternatives Lyndsey sometimes considered. "I'm basically trying to avoid the more extreme ways of doing it: stripping and prostitution," she says. "Stuff you can't tell your parents and your friends about."
Working 70 hours a week, Lyndsey was able to stay on top of her $1,232 monthly loan repayment and even put a little aside. But it wasn't sustainable: She was chronically exhausted, her relationships were suffering, and she was miserable. Earlier this year, her boyfriend moved out, and she found herself scrambling to make rent by placing a rotating series of Craigslist roommates on the couch of her one-bedroom apartment in South Williamsburg.
"My dream career was to be a cinematographer on films about nature, to be involved with shaping how the public perceives nature and our relation to it," Lyndsey says.